Hail Chaos

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy now face the final test, in the sight of the gods and 1,000 Gnomes, and judged by the great dragon Angharad. Will the meet the lofty standards of the Prank Gnomes? Or will they be broken against the most terrible obstacle of all- Angharad's sense of humour?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonAngharad the All-Seeing- Tracy McShaneFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy must turn their gazes inwards, face their deepest vices, and resist temptation. But can they overcome their own desires and be pure of heart? And, more to the point, do they even want to?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonWith massive thanks to Fluxing for the bardcore cover Get Thy Party Started. Follow them on Bandcamp and buy the full (awesome) track!Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy face the first Trial of the Prank Gnomes. All they have to do is cross a floor covered in mysterious glyphs. But in this mystical place, nothing is quite as it seems- or so easy as it should be.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonAngharad the All-Seeing was Tracy McShaneFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door beckons, and a mysterious benefactor offers them an escape. But can this sunglasses-wearing Gnome be trusted?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonAngharad the All-Seeing was Tracy McShaneFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Our brave heroes' attempt to get Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd executed were... less than successful. THey have taken refuge in the one place they might not be followed- Lord Bloodbucket's own harem. But will his saucy concubines be a help, or a hindrance?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonElena Mapleblood was Holly CravenFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Sparklefist the Orc Wizard is going on trial- and Louie Smallhouse is his lawyer! When the proceedings get disrupted by a dropped Orb and some intriguing visions, all hell breaks loose and court is adjourned- fatally.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonElena Mapleblood was Holly CravenFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem find themselves at the threshold of a mysterious (and janky) Orc castle, in the catacombs beneath the Black Fortress. The way forward seems to be through the castle- getting in is easy. Getting out is a different story. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football star, popular jock, and all round party gnome. But a mysterious crate contains clues to the Man in the Wide Brimmed Hat... and bids them ascend to new adventure.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.