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This week the boys are joined by filmmakerĀ Kieran Edwards, the man responsible for the horror filmĀ Blood DemonsĀ ā which also happens to feature Goldie Lookin Chain getting murdered by vampires after smoking suspicious weed on a beach near Newport lighthouse.
Naturally the conversation goes completely off the rails.
Expect stories about filming on a farmerās field, cows watching the shoot, carpets from Kidderminster (apparently the carpet capital of the world), and the ladsā surprisingly deep knowledge of vintage Hammer horror films.
Thereās also memories of GLC appearing on TV shows likeĀ Buzzcocks,Ā The Weakest Link, and accidentally getting drunk before going live onĀ Newsnight.
Plus:
š¬ Horror film chat and favourite scary movies
š¤ GLCās brief acting careers
š§ A quiz calledĀ Beat The Bear
š¹ New horror audio seriesĀ Luciferās Tales of Doom
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19. Historian vs GLC: Graham Loveluck-Edwards on Newport
42:54||Ep. 19š§ Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast ā Episode 19This week the boys are joined by historian and authorĀ Graham Loveluck-Edwards LLB (Hons)Ā ā which sounds very official until GLC get involved.Get ready for pirates, ships and fossilised footsteps in the mud!š Real history (mostly)š¤ GLC
17. Japan, jet lag, toilets that know your soul, and the making of Safe As Fck*
23:19||Ep. 17š§ Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast ā Episode 17This week the boys head back to 2005 and the legendary GLC trip to Japan ā a long flight, heavy jet lag, brandy at breakfast, and toilets so advanced they changed lives forever.From playing Sonic Mania and sharing dressing rooms with Marilyn Manson, to nearly getting arrested for hanging out of hotel windows, itās a chaotic look at GLC going international for the first time.Plus: recordingĀ Safe As Fck* at Rockfield, two weeks of ācreative exploration,ā modern art disasters in Lambeth Street, and the plate-smashing incident that probably ended an era.Itās culture. Itās history. Itās bidets.Long way to Japan though.
16. Curry fantasies, kiosks that donāt exist anymore, and absolute nonsense.
31:30||Ep. 16Episode 16 sees the lads bravely hand control of the podcast over to the public ā with predictably disastrous results. Armed with Facebook questions and zero organisation, GLC tackle lifeās big topics: curry orders when someone else is paying, crisps that gave you the shits, shower-time music, shell suits with missing limbs, and why Burberry absolutely hated them.š Dream curry orders when Grahamās footing the billš„ Curry house politics: Mahin Spire vs Handpost Tandooriš The true meaning ofĀ Kiosk 113Ā and where the other 112 kiosks wentš„ Rare crisps, oven instructions, and instant diarrhoeašæ Shower-time music choices and practicing raps while washing your foulš¤ Songs the band love but donāt play live (and why thatās probably for the best)šŗĀ Welcome to GermanyĀ and the interpretive dance that cost them most of their audienceš¶ Dogs vs cats, plus historic anti-cat propaganda in the NMEšŗ Gigs ruined (or enhanced) by chemical enthusiasmšŖ Festival memories involving Red Stripe cans used as microphonesšØ A corporate gig, lost hotel rooms, drag queens, and promises that went unfulfilledš§„ Billyās shell suit sleeves and the international sleeve-sharing agreementš» Whoās worst at drinking beer (and who can sleep holding a pint)š„Ŗ The ultimate working menās club buffet: prawns, mini Kievs, egg sandwiches and beige fearš§¢ The fate of Fash, balaclavas, and ideas that never quite took offš Why the car had to be destroyedĀ and filmedš Newport bus routes, pub crawls, and not helping pregnant womenš The middle aisle of Lidl: trainers, windcheaters, DIY tools and hidden dildosšæ Hidden tracks on GLC albums and how CDs used to mess with your headšļø Cwmbran vs Newport (spoiler: Newport wins, obviously)š» A wholesome shout-out to the bandĀ Radioactive
15. 365 skid-mark-free days
24:47||Ep. 15Recorded in what the boys describe as anĀ āexecutive drinking establishmentā, this episode quickly descends into medical horror stories, tour flashbacks, dangerous household items, and the boldest claim ever made on audio:Ā 365 skid-mark-free days.What Happens (In No Particular Order)š„¤Ā Dry January continuesĀ (Coca-Cola, pink lemonade, isotonic Lucozade, and lies)š§ The new GLC songĀ Dry JanuaryĀ and why cheap videos are betterš« A near-death New Yearās Eve DJ set involving Sambuca, Spotify, and partial paralysis𦷠A tooth falls out mid-Greggs wrap and nobody reacts correctlyš„ A hot water bottle explodes, nearly destroying a full cock-and-ball ecosystemš¢ Public Service Announcement:Ā hot water bottles can kill youš A deeply forensic debate about skid marks, wiping techniques, and toilet paper qualityš Tour flashbacks: cold venues, bad loos, excellent pubsš§ Proof that GLC quizzes should never be attempted sober or organisedš° Castles played, seas pooed in, pubs visited, and bands mildly insultedšŗ Jeremy Clarksonās pub, his pint, and his imagined string-tied torsoš¤ The official launch of theĀ GLC Tour Quiz, featuring no buzzers and total confusionšļø Tour announcement:Ā āStairway To NewportāĀ (tickets available, and you'd think there would be a link here but there isn't)
14. šŗ Dry Jan (aka Dry Can-uary)
34:15||Ep. 14Itās Dry January. Sort of. Eggsyās on a āmassive canā, Rhys is insisting he is sober, and Producer Paul is spiritually broken after poisoning himself on New Yearās Eve. Together, Rhys & Eggs kick off what may or may not be theĀ first podcast of 2026 ever made, and immediately derail into cans, colours of alcohol, and why mixing drinks will absolutely ruin your life. What follows is a deep, dangerous dive into old press interviews from 2009, fan Q&As that should never have been answered, and proof that the internet used to just printĀ anythingĀ you told it.New Single out nowKey GLC Science FactsPeople were younger in 2009 than they are nowMixing drink colours is a medical disasterCharity shops peaked in the early 2000sIf you can smell your own balls, something has gone wrongPress interviews were better when journalists didnāt fact-checkWhat Goes DownšŗĀ Dry January chatĀ (aka Can-uary, Dry-Jan-Except-Lager, and āIāll start on the 13thā)šµ Talking the new GLC songĀ Dry JanĀ ā shot on a phone, in a cricket club, featuring Eggsyās dadš Proof that cheaper videos = better songsš° Revisiting a cursed 2009Ā Female FirstĀ interview that somehow still exists onlineš§„ How to dress like GLC (answer: charity shops, nosy women, skid-marked pants)š Gourmet recipes includingĀ Bread & SaltĀ and eating your own snotš¬ Who should play GLC in a film (spoiler: Ian Lavender from Dadās Army)š Tour memories involving hangovers, northern train stations, frozen feet, and no foodš§ Admitting that for the first five years of the band,Ā everything said to the press was a lieš¤ The best and worst things about touring (mostly smells, buses, and balls)šļø Why charity shops are dead and Vinted ruined everythingš David Bowie impressions nobody asked forš A firm reminder at the end:Ā donāt kill dogs
13. GLC: American Chaos, Poo Bags & Robbie Williams
32:01||Ep. 13Strap in as the boys revisit:šĀ Tour bus poo-bag etiquetteĀ (āfeel the weight, boys!ā)šĀ Bouncy castle death traps at Exeter Uniš§¼Ā Towel-obsessed tour managersšŗšøĀ Getting stoned before US visa interviewsāļøĀ New York madness at the Roger Smith Hotelš„Ā Los Angeles apartments, dressing gowns & room-service marathonsš¤Ā Robbie Williams asking to join GLC (denied)šĀ Chicago meat feasts + Mikeās teeth falling out mid-steakš¤Ā Meeting Cliff from the Flaming LipsšøĀ Ash turning up at gigs and loving the carnageš„µĀ Discovering that human beings actually need wateršŗĀ A Riverdance lad trying (and failing) to impress in a dive barš¤£Ā Adamās poo-vomit ritual explained (sadly)Plus: Willie Nelson / Willie Thorne confusion, American salad buffets from hell, and Misty believing for 18 straight months that a mysterious bearded man wanted to interview him.If youāve ever thought, āWhat was it REALLY like when GLC cracked America?ā ā this is the episode. Spoiler: America wasnāt ready.
12. Mini Bad Boy Special: Beef Pies, Bad Knees & Bullseye at Midnight
55:18||Ep. 12Eggsy and Adam (later Rhys) crack open a warm tour can and take us on a magical mystery ride through the 2025 GLC tour:ManchesterĀ ā Misty appears like the Welsh Elton John, crowd goes absolutely batshit, and some bloke called Dom drinks alone in the dressing room.KendallĀ ā Chef chops off half his finger and bleeds all over the fish and chips. Very rock ānā roll.MargateĀ ā The boys drink in a pub that might be called āThe Bag oā Bucketsā or something. Adam goes home early for Bullseye.BexhillĀ ā Eggsy has a pre-show dinner ofĀ ice cream followed by a Pot Noodle. Athlete.NewcastleĀ ā Ladyboys of Bangkok next door; Billy does 10 poos; someone gets smashed in a beer hall; Rhys injures his leg after two songs and ends up being medically laughed at by NHS staff.HullĀ ā A pub so terrifying even GLC walk straight back out.NottinghamĀ ā Longest graffiti penis ever documented.Exmouth to FalmouthĀ ā Trego Mills nearly causes a religious experience. Pete Dohertyās dog exposes its luminous anus.FromeĀ ā Adam once performed an entire gig four seconds behind reality.BridgendĀ ā The beer tastes like farts and everyone has to move dressing rooms mid-gig.IpswichĀ ā The lads stay up late watching a sci-fi porno on Talking Pictures TV that scarred them spiritually.OxfordĀ ā Beef pie dream achieved; Adam pukes on his own poo and is reborn stronger.ReadingĀ ā Full English served in a bowl, ghost made of glittery smoke appears in the corridor.SouthamptonĀ ā The boys all fall asleep on sofas and Adam makes a tiny mouse-squeak in his sleep that becomes the highlight of the tour.Another placeĀ ā Venue staff demand an extra 15 minutes of rapping; GLC politely refuse and drink heavily at a golf club instead.The boys close with a reminder thatĀ next yearās tour is Stairway to Newport, featuring their ongoing search for the mythicalĀ perfect steak and ale pieĀ ā roaring fire, pub dog (but not one with worms), proper ale, shortcrust pastry, the lot.This episode is 55 minutes of pure Newport chaos that youāll never get back ā but youāll be glad you spent it.
11. 2004 - 8 blokes in a 7 seater bus
28:47||Ep. 11Episode SummaryThe boys revisit the gigs, label meetings, disasters, breakthroughs, and bowel incidents that shaped their early career. From supporting The Darkness and Snow Patrol to cramming eight grown men into a seven-seater van, this is the unfiltered story of how GLC went from Newport practice rooms to major label showcases.What Youāll Hear in This Episodeš„ Band Origins & Early GigsHow the band formed and started giggingThe first showcases and nearly getting managementPlaying with The Streets, Snow Patrol, Jurassic Five, and moreš¤ Bottles, Booing & Accidental FansThe infamous gig supportingĀ The DarknessAudience abuse, flying bottles, and a man who later emailed to apologiseWhy a gig where everyone hates you is the best training possibleš The Van EraTouring in a 7-seater with 8 peopleThe legendary briefcase (yes,Ā thatĀ one)Skinning up while drivingSomeone always lying on the floor by the sliding doorThe moment they upgraded to a āproperā sleeper busš½ Tour Bus Rules You Didnāt Ask ForWhy you canāt poo on a tour busThe bin-bag method (donāt ask⦠but we explain it anyway)Throwing things out the back window on the motorwayHow to wake up desperate for a toilet in a strange cityšæ Record Deals, Label Fights & Bald Spot CommentaryMeetings with Sony, Atlantic, EMI, and Super Furry Animalsā labelThe good exec (Corder Marshall) vs. the other one (allegedly an arsehole)The moment they learned:Ā if we quit right now, we can keep the moneyA marketing guy discussing someoneās bald spot at Soho HouseWhy the band nearly disbanded for the cashš¶ First Single & AlbumReleasingĀ āHalf Man, Half MachineāCharting at #32The C-3PO knitted outfitNaming the debut albumĀ āGreatest HitsāĀ because of course they didš Side Stories & TangentsHuman poo at The Oracle in ReadingA Nandoās sauce-mixing masterclassNewportās obsession with Ocean Pacific jumpersA record cover idea involving rolling joints on a gatefold sleeveJumping into bins outside Soho HouseSomeone almost having a heart attack in Sonyās toilet