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Gout, Festivals & Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé
Ep. 22
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Right then… strap in you filthy animals, this one’s an absolute state from start to finish.
The boys are back chatting pure nonsense, kicking off with gout chat (rock ‘n’ roll, lads) before immediately descending into a medically inaccurate but deeply disturbing breakdown of diet, injuries, and why you should never kick a door frame in anger. Life lessons, sort of.
From there it’s straight into festival war stories, and honestly… it’s chaos:
- Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé onto stage like she’s a sack of spuds
- Nearly dying from nuclear-level hot sauce (and the aftermath… Jesus Christ)
- Silent discos turning into full-on WWE situations with security
- Entire festival fields basically made of wee
- Misty bulldozing security like he’s in Gladiator
- And at least three separate incidents involving bodily functions gone very wrong
There’s also:
- The legendary “Terry Wogan is dead” sign incident (which goes about as badly as you’d expect)
- A full breakdown of how rumours at festivals used to spread like wildfire (RIP literally everyone every weekend apparently)
- Golf buggy crimes, near-death fireworks situations, and upsetting Neil Young for no reason whatsoever
- A man getting gangrene from a festival fence (standard)
- Someone mistaking a sleeping human for a bin bag and booting them across a field
Plus loads of vintage GLC behaviour:
- Getting battered in tiki bars
- Starting chants at other people’s gigs
- Playing “family-friendly” sets to horrified Christian kids
- And discovering that dancing in a hole can become the highlight of your entire night
Key takeaway:
Festivals used to be lawless, disgusting, dangerous… and absolutely brilliant.
We wrap up with a bit of modern-day moaning (IDs, sniffer dogs, no fun allowed anymore), some chat about upcoming shows, and the usual descent into nonsense about health, ageing, and trying not to die.
🔥 Highlights:
- “I thought I was gonna die… then I saw your face and knew I was.”
- “My ass was in tatters.”
- “That’s my uncle you twat!”
- “We nearly set off the fireworks at 2pm.”
💬 In short:
Gout, guts, mud, booze, violence, lies, near-death experiences, and lads behaving exactly how you’d expect.
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