Goat Season

Phil and Alex discuss episode ten of Hannibal Season 2, Naka-Choko, in which Vincenzo Natali goes sicko mode, Michael Pitt dares another television production to fire him, and Will Graham perfects the Jason Vorhees slow walk and teleport which seems to only work on panicking females struggling to perform everyday tasks. Phil and Alex attempt to debate the merits of a recent movie, unaware that by the time this posts, it's already out of theaters and into the VOD meat-grinder in this media hellscape we've created for ourselves. Bon Appetit.

Phil and Alex discuss season 2 episode 9 of NBC's HANNIBAL, the extra-confusingly named Shiizakana. This one has been sitting on the hard drive for a minute-- it's musty, it's dusty, we make lots of references to that young hotshot on the political scene Harry Truman. The delay was, ironically, because of episodic television, they film so fucking much I'm not playing, these shooting schedules are gnarly!!! Stay through the abbreviated Name That Episode to hear our pitch for a fresh Redbox Original.

The feast that is HANNIBAL season 2 has officially reached its palate-cleanser, the enjoyably bizarre Su-Zakana. Topics include the Duke of the Ravenous weirdos Jeremy Davies, ignominiously exiting night country, and how Jamie Lannister is basically a Redbox. Naturally, it all wraps up with a cage match.

Phil and Alex discuss Hannibal season 2’s seismic mid-season episode Yakimono but not before some tortured reflection on the academy of motion picture arts and sciences and their lame-ass snitch behavior.

In this episode on season 2 episode 6 of NBC's HANNIBAL, Phil and Alex declare Alana’s tryst with Hannibal "the ultimate bonehead move" although the actual ultimate bonehead move IS SITTING TOO CLOSE TO THE MIC, ALEX. Apologies for his shitty audio!

Phil and Alex discuss a sad slice of HANNIBAL season 2 this week, bidding farewell to a real one (THEY TURNED HER INTO A POWER POINT!! er, Slide Deck?) and also chopping it up about their bad eating habits, Stuart Townsend, Killers of the Flower Moon and POGs.

Phil and Alex are joined by Will and Hannibal shipper and Fast Saga scholar Abby Matulewicz for a discussion of season 2's amazing fourth episode, Takiawase. Fanfiction.net is invoked, shit gets dark.Find Abby's amazing Fast and Furious reviews at her Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/9iNT

Phil and Alex discuss HANNIBAL's stab (ugh) at a courtroom drama, with the third episode of season 2, "Hassun." Topics include AI generated murder, Governator Cynthia Nixon, the permanent shuttering of the Martin Donovan appreciation society and Judy Gemstone collecting the scalps of other beloved HBO characters. NOTE: A power-ranking of the most shocking tv deaths was redacted for your protection.

Phil and Alex continue their breakdown of HANNIBAL Season 2 with "Sakizuke." Is this the most traumatic cold open of all time? What appetizer holds a dark and terrible secret, whether or not it's being prepared by our favorite cannibal chef? And finally, why do the boys spend so much time discussing the career of respected character actor Martin Donovan, who only appears briefly in this one episode? Find out the answers to some of these questions, definitely not all of them, in this week's regular-sized episode!