Goat Season

The feast that is HANNIBAL season 2 has officially reached its palate-cleanser, the enjoyably bizarre Su-Zakana. Topics include the Duke of the Ravenous weirdos Jeremy Davies, ignominiously exiting night country, and how Jamie Lannister is basically a Redbox. Naturally, it all wraps up with a cage match.

Phil and Alex discuss Hannibal season 2’s seismic mid-season episode Yakimono but not before some tortured reflection on the academy of motion picture arts and sciences and their lame-ass snitch behavior.

Phil and Alex discuss a sad slice of HANNIBAL season 2 this week, bidding farewell to a real one (THEY TURNED HER INTO A POWER POINT!! er, Slide Deck?) and also chopping it up about their bad eating habits, Stuart Townsend, Killers of the Flower Moon and POGs.

Phil and Alex are joined by Will and Hannibal shipper and Fast Saga scholar Abby Matulewicz for a discussion of season 2's amazing fourth episode, Takiawase. Fanfiction.net is invoked, shit gets dark.Find Abby's amazing Fast and Furious reviews at her Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/9iNT

Phil and Alex discuss HANNIBAL's stab (ugh) at a courtroom drama, with the third episode of season 2, "Hassun." Topics include AI generated murder, Governator Cynthia Nixon, the permanent shuttering of the Martin Donovan appreciation society and Judy Gemstone collecting the scalps of other beloved HBO characters. NOTE: A power-ranking of the most shocking tv deaths was redacted for your protection.

Phil and Alex continue their breakdown of HANNIBAL Season 2 with "Sakizuke." Is this the most traumatic cold open of all time? What appetizer holds a dark and terrible secret, whether or not it's being prepared by our favorite cannibal chef? And finally, why do the boys spend so much time discussing the career of respected character actor Martin Donovan, who only appears briefly in this one episode? Find out the answers to some of these questions, definitely not all of them, in this week's regular-sized episode!

Back from the dead just in time for spooky season, Phil and Alex break into a new miniseries on the most horrifically beautiful show to ever air on network television, Bryan Fuller's masterpiece HANNIBAL. They will be covering all thirteen episodes of the acclaimed second season, a veritable buffet of aesthetic deliciousness that is fresh, locally sourced, and never cruelty-free. This week they savor the show's improbable origins before scarfing the first course of this decadent meal, the season opening, mic-dropping banger known as KAISEKI. Find out about human gyoza, eyeball murals, and which cast member has big 'traumatized Paul Walker' energy. They really aired this on NBC??

Phil and Alex talk about what tv they're watching and whaddaya want from me, huh? I'M IN VEGAS LOSING MY SHIRT AT THE BLACKJACK TABLE!Topics Include: THE BEAR, BARRY, SNABBA CASH THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES, RINGS OF POWER, THE LAST KINGDOM, WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, ATLANTA, CHAINSAW MAN, ANDOR AND HOLY SHIT THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR'S SALARY BURNED UP IN ONE ROLL OF THE DICE WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO NOW I CAN'T EVEN BUY A PLANE TICKET OUT OF THIS HELLSCAPE DO I SELL MY BODY OR LET THEM BREAK MY KNEECAPS OH MY GOD