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Fur Steak Christmas Song Showcase: "The Gift Of Giving (Up)"
I tried to make a Christmas song. The more i listen, the less i like it.
LYRICS:
I'm not gonna yell at my kids today
unless they do something i don't like
it's christmas time
i'm not gonna do amphetamines
unless i get really really tired
i'm christmas high
And when it feels like i don't have much to give
There's one thing i can give to you
It's the gift of giving
Up.
I'm not gonna talk about politics
unless i wanna start a fight with my family at the dinner table
it's christmas dinner
I ain't gonna drink no alcohol
unless i've got some emotions i'm not completely prepared to process
christmas (CHRISTMAS!)
wooh
And when it feels like i don't have much to give
There's one thing i can give to you
It's the gift of giving
Up.
I'm gonna give my father something nice this year
maybe some singing lessons, or some therapy
So he can learn to manage his anger problems
And unrealistic expectations of what life should be.
Or maybe just some cool socks.
I promise not to be a total shit this year
we'll eat us a wicked dinner, and make a decent toast
Pappa's gonna wear his Nicholas Cage track suit
And we'll hug all of the people that we love the most
except for that stinky cousin
And when it feels like christmas
christmas
there's one thing i can christmas
it's the gift
of christmas.
up.
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