Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH

Buckle up, fuckleheads, and come on into our sandpit for emergent behaviour.We’re providing a platform to marginalised talent (Jesse), and he’s luring us into a tunnel for Tom Wambsgans’ bachelor party. But not you, Fly Guys - it’s a really tight guest list.Turn up the bass in the back!Splooge in our inbox, we’ll put it back in your ears - it’s a closed loop system: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLand us a chunk of seed capital the size of f**kin’ Idaho: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

Big news: Sara's back to the gym for the first time since her tonsillectomy. There's a new Peloton instructor on the scene and he's forcing her to ask a lot of questions. Medium news: Sara is into Chappell Roan now. Little news: Geoff is working hard, but it's from home. He's had fewer adventures. This week has been an absolute delight in terms of your email and new Patreon supporters so don't let us down now! It'll break our little hearts!Write to us, WE LOVE IT: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Help Sara with her hydrating base from Jones Road: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by Annabel Emily Port, she of the raven hair

Roll up, roll up for the festival of grievances!This week, we relocate Connor's desert ranch, Austerlitz (formerly REDACTED) to take a pop at the champ, Jesse Armstrong. Will it be a very compelling package? Or will it be like tossing a bag of Uzis into a soft-play area?PLUS: Our fun new game, Sh*t or Shinola?Drip poison in our ear: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comStop us from going 'POUF!': https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

There'll be a new U.S. president-elect by the time we do another one of these and that's all either one of us can think about.But that doesn't mean we don't love youneed youwant you...We want you, we want you, we want youOn a chair with a dead magazineIn the cave at the tip of the lilyIn some hallway where love's never beenWrite to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLet today be the day you finally act: Patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by daughter, friend, mother, and partner Annabel Emily Port

Hello, fellow nudie turtles.Napkins on heads to mask the shame and heighten the pleasure as we feast on tasty morsels from Succession's groovy hub.Want the freaky-deaky truth about Tom's black eye? Has Jesse been snubbed - IS THIS A SNUBBING? And can we depend on Jarmstrong's vote for Team Future? Let the minutes reflect that Sara was asked to recuse herself.It's good to hear your voice: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLet us judge for ourselves if being rich is f**king great: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

Boo!Did we getcha???Happy spooky Hallowe'en, everyone. Sara hatches a plan to go as Chappell Roan (whose name she just had to Google ), before deciding against it. She’s up to some truly scary stuff with coconut oil too.Plus: 'No Hard Feelings', 'Weird: The Al Yankovic Story', another episode of 'Disclaimer', 'Janet Planet', and Billy Crystal tries his hand at horror in Apple TV's 'Before' - but is there enough pumpkin in his paprikash?Scrawl a message in blood on our bathroom mirror: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comTrick or treat! https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH