Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!We begin the episode with an update on Rach's wedding plans. Is this the year? Rob also reminisces about his wedding 12 years ago. Wingman invited 12 randoms into Robs wedding and they stole all his wedding gifts and money!!There is a big problem that's really annoying rich people. A shortage of tennis coaches in the UK! Where have they all gone?Decommissioned Celebrity is back for the first time this year. This weeks Celeb was a bit of a dick in a coffee shop in London. Their identity has been disguised with another Celeb! The name you hear in the story is NOT the Celeb involved for legal reasons!!!Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!Would you go down a water slide into crocodile infested water if you were pissed?Some advice for you. If you ever meet a stranger kick them in the balls.We talk about some jobs that actually existed over a hundred years ago. And stumble upon the reason cows have got a switch up their arses that not many people know about.Rob also has a power cut mid episode.Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!Hope you enjoy the Arse End Of Christmas special PART 2Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!Merry Christmas everyone!!!Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!Hope you enjoy the Christmas special PART 1Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

Social media is the next thing being Decommissioned!!Rachel’s proper job now is dog walking!! This week she through a log was a dog!! 🙈What's real and what's AI???This weeks Decommissioned Celeb was at a Theme Park. What ever happens don't try take a picture.Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH KIDS!!!Rob gets revenge on Wingman and gets AI to create a mucky story involving Father Christmas and Wingman's dad! Are window cleaners the next job to be Decommissioned? Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

Rach is late to EVERY single episode recording. It's really starting to piss everyone off so we record her excuses as she arrives.Decommissioned celeb - This week's Celeb is from the world of telly but that's all you're getting! We will never let you know the real celebs names and for legal reasons their name will be swapped for another celeb! THE CELEB'S NAME YOU HEAR IS NOT THE DECOMMISSIONED CELEB.How are Schools going to be Decommissioned in the future? It's already started to happen. Rachel did a bit of teaching (I KNOW) and got to see a school from a different perspective.Listen now to hear all the latest gossip from The Staff Room.Rob drops a cliff hanger and a half WTF!!!! Next episode out Thursday!!!Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk