Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.On this weeks Decommissioned we have another two Celeb encounters. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.ukDecommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans. 

The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!During this episode of Decommissioned you will hear health advice from Bez from the Happy Mondays.Decommissioned it back!! Thank God!! We were in high court last week as we accidentally left the celebs name in Decommissioned Celeb. Thankfully all charges have been dropped and we are back.So obviously we are back with a new Decommissioned Celeb and it's a cracker. You'll never know the real Celeb.Rob and Wingman hosted an event with Shaun and Bez from Happy Mondays and also TV's Dr Hilary Jones. You might be surprised to hear which of these 3 Celebs tried to get the party started.If you had Ken Barlows number would you ring him when you were pissed?Rob Ellis is a SMART DICK pass it on. Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk--- ---Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans. 

The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk--- ---Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans. 

The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!Rachel has Decommissioned her pubesDecommissioned Celeb returned for another week this weeks celeb had a deva strop because of an out of order lift. Who could it be?Have a think.... have you ever seen a cow on a hill? No is the answer! FACT!An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before. Inside the envelope was some old money. We get an expert to value the historical cash. Is he in the money? Listen to his reaction when he hears the value for the first time.Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk--- ---Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans. 

The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!Why are we going to the moon in the next few weeks? What's going on?People are leaving notes for themselves and putting it away with the Christmas decorations till next year. Some people are even leaving money for themselves. What would you leave yourself?An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before.🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!We begin the episode with an update on Rach's wedding plans. Is this the year? Rob also reminisces about his wedding 12 years ago. Wingman invited 12 randoms into Robs wedding and they stole all his wedding gifts and money!!There is a big problem that's really annoying rich people. A shortage of tennis coaches in the UK! Where have they all gone?Decommissioned Celebrity is back for the first time this year. This weeks Celeb was a bit of a dick in a coffee shop in London. Their identity has been disguised with another Celeb! The name you hear in the story is NOT the Celeb involved for legal reasons!!!Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!Would you go down a water slide into crocodile infested water if you were pissed?Some advice for you. If you ever meet a stranger kick them in the balls.We talk about some jobs that actually existed over a hundred years ago. And stumble upon the reason cows have got a switch up their arses that not many people know about.Rob also has a power cut mid episode.Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!Hope you enjoy the Arse End Of Christmas special PART 2Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.Enjoy People.MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissionedukEmail us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk