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Decommissioned - Pork Pie
Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.
Do Americans eat toast?
Find out why THE PORK PIE may soon be extinct.
Have you ever unplugged a vending machine or a fruit machine Rob used to do it just for the crack.
Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!
Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.
The law has changed and there may be big changes coming to Pot Noodles. We have a few ideas that need to be passed on to their marketing team.
Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!
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40. Decommissioned - Hippy Shit
30:19||Ep. 40Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.Rach has been to have her eye ball read!!!This weeks decommissioned celeb is a special one we haven't hid the celebs name! THE NAME YOU HEAR IS THE NAME!!!!!Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!šļø Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.ukDecommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name āRob Rach and Wingman Ltdā.Ā Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.Ā
39. Decommissioned - Gas Barbecues are for FANNIES
33:50||Ep. 39Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.Gas Barbecues are for fannies apparently!!! We have a idea and we need everyones help to make it work this summerRob's Wife's mums cat is very unlucky its very heavy footed!Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.The law has changed and there may be big changes coming to Pot Noodles. We have a few ideas that need to be passed on to their marketing team.Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!šļø Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.ukDecommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name āRob Rach and Wingman Ltdā.Ā Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.Ā
37. Decommissioned - Wild Shit
45:36||Ep. 37Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.Wingman has got a prank caller!!! The show WhatsApp is connected to Wingman's phone so every time you call in the night it wakes hime and his family. Thanks for ringing Louise!We have had loads of texts this week and try to get back to as many of you as possible.When's the last time you had a wild shit? Is Rob more nervous about WW3 or the price of petrol?What are your thoughts on getting an experience for a present at Christmas or on your birthday?Have you ever been to a cave and met the owner of the cave? Your gonna love this cave story!!On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!šļø Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.ukDecommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name āRob Rach and Wingman Ltdā.Ā Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.Ā
36. Decommissioned - Shut Your Face
35:18||Ep. 36Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.We're thinking about taking the show on the road and doing a few events in the north west. Whos up for coming to a Decommissioned LIVE EVENT? Have a listen to the episode and let us know what you think of the plan. Send us a voice note if your up for it to our Decommissioned WhatsApp 07346336743 or send us an email if your up for coming.Lucas has been in touch and he has a new money saving way of making tea! Apparently the UK is using more tea bags than ever because of remote working.Wingman thinks more of his wee is tea!!!!On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!šļø Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.ukDecommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name āRob Rach and Wingman Ltdā.Ā Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.Ā
35. Decommissioned - Epstein Files
32:21||Ep. 35Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.Have you looked at The Epstein Files? Robs been having a good search! Could some people that have been cryogenically frozen get a huge shock when they defrost?Robs son is almost 16 and he's been looking at tattoos. Find out what he wants on his arm.On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.Wingman once convinced Rob to bring his Cat to work for something on the show. Find out what happened when the Cat got lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!šļø Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.ukDecommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name āRob Rach and Wingman Ltdā.Ā Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.Ā
34. Decommissioned - Dead Dogs Pram
36:45||Ep. 34Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.On this weeks Decommissioned we have another two Celeb encounters. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!šļø Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.ukDecommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name āRob Rach and Wingman Ltdā.Ā Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.Ā
33. Decommissioned - Health Advice Off Bez
47:50||Ep. 33The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!During this episode of Decommissioned you will hear health advice from Bez from the Happy Mondays.Decommissioned it back!! Thank God!! We were in high court last week as we accidentally left the celebs name in Decommissioned Celeb. Thankfully all charges have been dropped and we are back.So obviously we are back with a new Decommissioned Celeb and it's a cracker. You'll never know the real Celeb.Rob and Wingman hosted an event with Shaun and Bez from Happy Mondays and also TV's Dr Hilary Jones. You might be surprised to hear which of these 3 Celebs tried to get the party started.If you had Ken Barlows number would you ring him when you were pissed?Rob Ellis is a SMART DICK pass it on. Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!šļø Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk--- ---Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name āRob Rach and Wingman Ltdā.Ā Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.Ā
32. Decommissioned - KEITH'S COCK
24:16||Ep. 32The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!šļø Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk--- ---Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name āRob Rach and Wingman Ltdā.Ā Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.Ā