Dear Percival

Danny is still in Luxor. Of his parents, there is no sign. As he is in The Winter Palace Hotel, Danny decides to try and be a writer. How hard can it be?

Danny receives a mysterious and strange phone call about his missing parents. Who is the caller and why are they speaking with a French or German or Northern English accent? Why indeed.

Danny is traumatised by the sheer size of some massive Egyptian vegetables! He also hears of a mysterious limbo dancing English teacher who was down by the docks. It must be his mother!

Danny finds himself in a swingers hotel. What are the couple up to in the hotel room with the noodles, the kettle and the spices! The mind boggles.

Danny is in El Gouna, Egypt. Still hot on his parents trail. He has a little trouble with some scandalous faxes sent to his hotel by Suzette, one of his crowd funders, who are all proving to be a challenge.

Danny is still in South Korea. Hot on the trail of his parents. He has a little trouble from his crowd funders, especially Suzette in Paris and Barry in Blackpool.

Danny has an armrest battle with a warring couple on a plane. Problems with lots of kimchi gas result in much muttering.

Danny has made it to Jeju Island in Korea! He seems to be trying to eat his bodyweight in kimchi. Nobody strike a match! He's missed his parents again. Will he ever catch them up.