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Not Quite Dead: A Show About Vampires

Hi, I’m Eira, creator of Clockwork Bird and Spirit Box Radio, and I’m here to tell you about another show, Not Quite Dead.


After seeing a succession of patients succumb to the same brutal injuries to their necks, Alfie, an overworked emergency nurse, is almost killed by a foul, rotting creature. He’s saved by a mysterious man who tells him the only chance Alfie has to live to let him drink his blood. Alfie agrees, not realising that giving his blood to Casper, a vampire, will mean the two of them become inextricably linked. This strange bond pulls Alfie deep into the world of vampires, and soon he is faced with a terrible choice; walk away and forget; or risk it all and try to become a vampire too.


Not Quite Dead is a gory romance horror story about the violence of vulnerability and the horrors both outside and within ourselves. If you like vampire stories, twisted romance, gory horror, and stories which bite back, search for Not Quite Dead wherever you find your podcasts, or go to hangingslothstudios.com/not-quite-dead to find out more.

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  • Teaser Trailer: Robin Jaeger is Dead

    01:29|
    I'm very sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but Robin Jaeger is dead. Tune into Clockwork Bird, a SciFi/Horror podcast by Hanging Sloth Studios, on 09/06/2020. Visit us at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths, or support us on patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.
  • 1. 1. Albatross

    14:27||Ep. 1
    Now remastered! Shelly Croft helps DI Dave Hughes sort through files for Case 229, regarding U-Co and medical malpractice. Shelly listens to recording 36, taken from the personal computer of Dr Sophie Bennett.Find us online at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths. Consider supporting us at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.Clockwork Bird is a scifi/horror podcast that deals with mature themes and may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. This episode in particular features:Descriptions of nudityBrief implications of torturePolice incompetenceClockwork Bird is a podcast distributed by Hanging Sloth Studios under a creative commons international share-alike license. This episode stars: Daisy Major, Gary Major, Jessie Jeffrey, Alex Peilober-Richardson, and Pippin Eira Major. Written, directed and produced by Pippin Eira Major. Music by Maybe Wednesday.
  • 2. 2. Peacock

    13:04||Ep. 2
    Now remastered! Shelly Croft digs deeper into U-Co's past, uncovering an old statement written by Dr Samuel Maxwells, relating to an old data protection case.Find us online at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths. Consider supporting us at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.Clockwork Bird is a scifi/horror podcast that deals with mature themes and may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. This episode in particular features:Explicit languageBrief, undetailed descriptions of medical devices and proceduresImplied medical misconductClockwork Bird is a podcast distributed by Hanging Sloth Studios under a creative commons international share-alike license. This episode stars: Daisy Major and Pippin Eira Major. Written, directed and produced by Pippin Eira Major. Music by Maybe Wednesday.
  • 3. 3. Hummingbird

    13:33||Ep. 3
    Now remastered! A strange set of new audio files lands on Shelly Croft's desk, and Sophie and Alice talk about the origins of trauma.Find us online at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths. Consider supporting us at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.Clockwork Bird is a scifi/horror podcast that deals with mature themes and may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. This episode in particular features:Explicit languageBrief, undetailed descriptions of medical devices and proceduresMild body horrorDiscussions of mental illness (specifically DID)Discussion of childhood traumaImplied medical misconductClockwork Bird is a podcast distributed by Hanging Sloth Studios under a creative commons international share-alike license. This episode stars: Daisy Major, Gary Major, Jessie Jeffrey, Alex Peilober-Richardson, and Pippin Eira Major. Written, directed and produced by Pippin Eira Major. Music by Maybe Wednesday.
  • 4. 4. Mallard

    13:58||Ep. 4
    Now remastered! Shelly begins to doubt the intentions of DI Dave, and Sophie and Alice discuss the ethics of beating heart cadavers.Find us online at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths. Consider supporting us at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.Clockwork Bird is a scifi/horror podcast that deals with mature themes and may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. This episode in particular features:Explicit languageBrief detailed descriptions of medical devices and proceduresDiscussions of death and corpsesPolice misconductMild body horrorImplied medical misconductClockwork Bird is a podcast distributed by Hanging Sloth Studios under a creative commons international share-alike license. This episode stars: Daisy Major, Gary Major, Jessie Jeffrey, Alex Peilober-Richardson, and Pippin Eira Major. Written, directed and produced by Pippin Eira Major. Music by Maybe Wednesday.
  • 5. 5. Dove

    11:07||Ep. 5
    Now remastered! Shelly discovers a missing persons reported for Robin Jaeger, closed by DI Dave Hughes, and a recording of an old phone conversation, with someone whose name has not appeared on the case before.Find us online at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths. Consider supporting us at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.Clockwork Bird is a scifi/horror podcast that deals with mature themes and may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. This episode in particular features:Explicit languageBrief, undetailed descriptions of medical devices and proceduresMild body horrorMention of suicideImplied medical misconductPolice incompetanceClockwork Bird is a podcast distributed by Hanging Sloth Studios under a creative commons international share-alike license. This episode stars: Daisy Major, Gary Major, Jessie Jeffrey, Alex Peilober-Richardson, and Pippin Eira Major. Written, directed and produced by Pippin Eira Major. Music by Maybe Wednesday.
  • 6. 6. Sparrowhawk

    19:29||Ep. 6
    DI Dave's behaviour takes an unsavoury turn, Alice presses Sophie to admit her real feelings for Robin Jaeger, and Shelly digs deeper into U-Co's policies. Find us online at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths. Consider supporting us at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.Clockwork Bird is a scifi/horror podcast that deals with mature themes and may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. This episode in particular features:Explicit languageBrief, undetailed descriptions of medical devices and proceduresMild body horrorMention of suicideImplied medical misconductMentions of military servicePolice incompetanceClockwork Bird is a podcast distributed by Hanging Sloth Studios under a creative commons international share-alike license. This episode stars: Daisy Major, Gary Major, Jessie Jeffrey, Alex Peilober-Richardson, and Pippin Eira Major. Written, directed and produced by Pippin Eira Major. Music by Maybe Wednesday.
  • 7. 7. Magpie

    16:00||Ep. 7
    What does it mean to care for others? Dave and Shelly have a disagreement about Dave's continued evasiveness. Alice and Sophie both try to grapple with their situation, and the role each of them have played in causing it.Find us online at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths. Consider supporting us at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.Clockwork Bird is a scifi/horror podcast that deals with mature themes and may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. This episode in particular features:Explicit languageBrief, undetailed descriptions of medical devices and proceduresMild body horrorImplied medical misconductMentions of military servicePolice incompetanceClockwork Bird is a podcast distributed by Hanging Sloth Studios under a creative commons international share-alike license. This episode stars: Daisy Major, Gary Major, Jessie Jeffrey, Alex Peilober-Richardson, and Pippin Eira Major. Written, directed and produced by Pippin Eira Major. Music by Maybe Wednesday.
  • 8. 8. Lyrebird

    17:17||Ep. 8
    Mysterious phone calls plague Shelly as she and Dave come to blows over his refusal explore leads Shelly is certain will open up both the case against U-Co for medical malpractice, and the investigation into Alice's disappearance. Find us online at hangingslothstudios.wordpress.com, tweet us @hangingsloths. Consider supporting us at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios.Clockwork Bird is a scifi/horror podcast that deals with mature themes and may not be suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. This episode in particular features:Explicit languageMild body horrorImplied medical misconductPolice incompetanceLoud, distorted soundsDicussion of child neglect (vague terms; not explicit)Discussion of mental illnessClockwork Bird is a podcast distributed by Hanging Sloth Studios under a creative commons international share-alike license. This episode stars: Daisy Major, Gary Major, and Pippin Eira Major. Written, directed and produced by Pippin Eira Major. Music by Maybe Wednesday.