CBeebies Go Home

The podcast is back and Cammy and James take a look back over the previous shows we've covered to work out what might happen in the final season Will the Pontipines resolve their long running boundary dispute with the Wattingers? Is Waffle part of the Woof! Universe? Will Bing kill Flop or will Flop harvest Bing like a prime slice of Waygu beef? Find out all this and more.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. THIS IS AN ADULT PODCAST.

Cammy and James delve into the world of Waffle the Wonder Dog and uncover some unsettling casting choices. We also check in on CBeebies presenters at homw and wonder what the CBeebies version of Fight Club might look like?

On this episode of the podcast Cammy and James take a look at Octonauts and its strange unnecessary colonial undertones. Elsewhere Cammy pitches an idea for a Nick Knowles CBeebies vehicle and we revisit Peppa Pig's fascistic tenancies.

On this episode Cammy and James once again depart from the world of CBeebies to look at the inexplicably popular Paw Patrol. If the dogs can drive how come they can't walk? Are they paid by the hour? How come only the dogs can talk? Where do the dogs get their clothes? Where are Ryders parents? Is Chase a facist? WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.

Responding to numerous listener requests and lockdown boredom Cammy and James take a look outside the world of CBeebies and delve into the Peppa Pig universe. Is is possible for a Children's TV show to come up with a character worse than Bing? Apparently the answer is yes. We look at why Daddy Pig is such an arsehole, why Peppa is never pulled up on her behaviour and why Mummy Pig wears a bikini. WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! EXPLICIT CONTENT!

"He's a horse/ he's the Pope/ he's the horse Pope"Welcome back to CBeebies Go Home the podcast that takes an adult look into the strange world of CBeebies. This week we look at In The Night Garden and try to work out what in the hell its all about. Probably an allegory for death like all other CBeebies shows. We also uncover some very disturbing Makka Pakka based fan fiction in which Makka Pakka gets out his 10 inch Pakka and interferes with the Tombliboos.WARNING: ADULT CONTENT. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH CBEEBIES, THE BBC OR PROGRAM MAKERS.

WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN!In this week's episode Cammy and James prepare for lockdown by taking a deep dive into the world of Mr Tumble. Is Mr Tumble a figment of Justin's imagination? What does Justin have on BBC executives? Is Justin well hung?We also uncover some deeply disturbing and very specific Mr Tumble fan fiction and come up with some fresh pitches for some CBeebies shows.

On this episode of CBeebies Go Home, Cammy and James look at Yolanda's Band Jam. What's under Paul Smith of Maximo Park's hat? Why is Yolanda being a prick to those tuba players? Why the tuba is the greatest instrument of all time and all sting players are arseholes.We also pitch a CBeebies adaptation of Lolita starring all the characters from Mr Tumble.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE BBC, CBEEBIES OR ANY OF THE PROGRAM MAKERS

This week Cammy and James look at the world of Topsy and Tim. They discover the dark origins of the name Topsy, predict a terrifying future for Tim and Tony Welsh and unpick their Dad's Mummy issues.We also hear your ideas for new CBeebies shows and which CBeebies characters Cammy would be in a human centipede with.WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDRENWe are not affiliated with the BBC or CBeebies or the programme makers. Mr Rosen is (probably) not a paedophile