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The Lockdown Tapes: Peppa Fucking Pig

Ep. 16

Responding to numerous listener requests and lockdown boredom Cammy and James take a look outside the world of CBeebies and delve into the Peppa Pig universe. Is is possible for a Children's TV show to come up with a character worse than Bing? Apparently the answer is yes. We look at why Daddy Pig is such an arsehole, why Peppa is never pulled up on her behaviour and why Mummy Pig wears a bikini.


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