Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

This week on the pod, Westy receives a school award and rewards my support by asking me what the hell I'm doing there, I discover some parents genuinely believe their kids don't swear, and I nearly amputate my pinky finger in a brutal battle with a wheelie bin.Parker turns six, our family proves once again that nobody knows how to navigate without me, and Nanny buys Westy a pair of basketball shoes so fancy they come with their own backstory, accessories and possibly a mortgage.Plus a full TRT update after my latest blood tests, an encounter with two gym NPCs fighting over a rope attachment, a surprise casino gig that gave me hope for the solo show, and a charity MC spot that has me wondering how many cancer jokes is exactly zero too many.Also featured this week: fart girl, bush hair lady, donut guy, the roundest head ever seen on the internet, UFC betting wins, Saddle Club nostalgia, and a woman who blamed me for the location of a public toilet.Business as usual. 🍻#ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy

This week the boys survived sports carnival day, Westy started collecting silver medals like he's preparing for an Olympic sponsorship deal, and Westy somehow proved he's smarter than both me and ChatGPT during a homework meltdown.We also dive into the school photo disaster that turned into a full-scale hostage negotiation, a listener sends the boys an unreal collection of trading cards, and Parker delivers one of the greatest non-sequitur lines in podcast history: "Dad, I know how to read."On the comedy front, Lemak's gets cursed yet again, 10 Toes Brewery delivers an absolute belter of a crowd, and AlphaFest gave me the closest feeling yet to living out the stupidly unrealistic dream I've had since I started comedy.Plus Kevin Hart defends comedy, Desley Robinson keeps dominating world boxing, the NBA Finals storylines are absolute cinema, and I'm seriously considering putting together the first ever Can't Get Any Worse UFC watch party.As always, we finish by proving that yes... it can still get worse.#ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #DadLife #AlphaFest #NBAFinals #NRL #UFC #BrisbaneComedy #CantGetAnyWorsePodcast

This week on the pod: a crackhead thanks me for funding his KFC and Woodstock addiction, another sponsor jumps on board, and Parker has somehow become obsessed with baseball overnight.We also dive into the terrifying experience of walking through a shopping centre carrying a baseball bat, why physio sessions feel like prison for gym addicts, getting financially assassinated at the school uniform shop, and how TRT has apparently turned me into a permanently shirtless suburban dad.Comedy-wise, we finally got a new joke to work at Mitzi’s… only to immediately bomb with it at Pago Pago in front of a bloke who got told I was his “favourite Brisbane comedian.” Absolute scenes.Plus:NBA playoffs addictionState of Origin chatTom Segura’s Bad Thoughts Season 2Fake Lego traumaMore cursed “Turns Out It Can Get Worse” clips from the depths of the internet#ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #ComedyPodcastAU #NRL #NBAPlayoffs #StateOfOrigin #TomSegura #ShaneGillis #KnuckleBet #KamikazeEnergy #BrisbaneComedy #AussiePodcast #DadComedy #ComedyReels

This week on Can't Get Any Worse Podcast:Steph Curry accidentally turns me into a basketball genius, Westy gets traumatised over fake Lego mini-figs, my new Crocs may have saved my life, and the fake Tech Deck curse from my childhood returns in devastating fashion.Plus:Weird horny TikToks somehow get worseBackwoods Brenda sells vibrators to the internetI realise I might need to start grinding again4 Pines Cooly comedy recapShane Gillis absolutely destroys the Kevin Hart roastMVP MMA finally goes downFrancis Ngannou chaosDana White being petty againRonda Rousey returnsNate Diaz bleeds everywhereAnd somehow we also discuss: cookie cock-ring poetry, casual sex TikToks, Crocs technology, fake Lego economics, and why one neighbourhood kid nearly got banned from my front yard.#ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #UFC #MMA #ShaneGillis #KevinHart #FrancisNgannou #NateDiaz #RondaRousey #Basketball #StephCurry #AustralianComedy #JimmyMissen #Netflix #MagicRound

This week the internet somehow gets worse with mayonnaise men, worm mothers and mysterious body hair trimmings, Parker gets absolutely prison jacked off a Kmart pull-up bar, learner drivers invade our street, and I attempt to turn ashtray coins into sports card millions. We also hit David Fleay Wildlife Park for Mother’s Day, talk podcast sponsors and monetisation, the Podcast Royale announcement, a huge return to the Orion Hotel comedy room, and one of the best UFC weeks we’ve had in years with Strickland, Pereira, Topuria and absolute chaos at the White House press conference.#ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #UFC #PodcastRoyale #SeanStrickland #TradingCards #SportsCards #BrisbaneComedy #ComedyClips #JimmyMissen #PodcastLife #FunnyPodcast #AussieComedy #MMA

This week I’m breaking down UFC 328 from top to bottom, every fight from the early prelims to the main event, all the odds, all the picks, and a bunch of underdogs that could either make us rich or ruin our lives.We’ve got Khamzat Chimaev defending the belt against Sean Strickland in a proper bad-blood main event, Taira vs Van for the flyweight strap, and some sneaky bangers scattered all through the card that the casuals are already writing off.As always, we’ve got the “Can’t Bet Any Worse” multi, a few questionable takes, and plenty of reasons to blame us when your bets don’t land.Got a story or question? DM me or hit: cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy Missen – InstagramFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #MMA #CantGetAnyWorse #UFC328 #ChimaevVsStrickland #TatsuroTaira #SeanStrickland #MMApodcast #UFCBets

This episode we’re back again pretending everything’s fine with a bit more honesty than I probably should be putting on the internet. From getting emotionally folded by my own kid telling me I’m “never around”, to nearly catching a case at kindy pickup thanks to a rogue toddler, it’s been a week.We get into:The slow realisation I might be failing as a basketball dad (and the comeback arc)My son thinking he got scammed by a roll-up… because he didn’t understand how peeling worksA full blown internal panic when a random kid latched onto me in publicWhy picking scabs is probably the gateway drug to something way worseNearly dying (spiritually) on a kids rollercoaster at DreamworldFalling deeper into my UFC/NBA card addiction and accidentally turning a profit (once)On the comedy side:Forcing myself through another panic attack to hit the stage at Good Chat… and somehow actually doing wellOpening a brand new club and not bombing (huge win)Plus quick hits on:Mark Normand’s behind-the-scenes grindTrash shark movies that are somehow still eliteThe state of Aussie MMA after the latest UFC Perth cardBit of a rollercoaster this one, mentally, emotionally, and unfortunately literally.If you’re still here listening, share it with a mate, throw it in your story, or just pretend you didn’t hear half of it. Either way… appreciate ya.

Back after a rough one last week, and yeah, we’re picking up right where things started to fall apart.From getting stitched up by a bartender over two Fantas, to accidentally discovering a new addiction flipping UFC cards, to watching my kid bleed out like a WWE main event over a paper cut… it’s been one of those weeks.Comedy wise, we go from a rough set that had me questioning everything, to a proper bounce back that reminded me why I’m still doing this in the first place.Also touch on the reality behind last week’s meltdown, where I’m at mentally, the pressure of balancing family and chasing this, and why, whether it makes sense or not… I’m not done yet.Plus: Kevin Hart’s new show, a wild Hulk Hogan doc, and one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time.If you’ve ever felt stuck, cooked, or like you’re running out of options, this one’s for you.#comedypodcast #standupcomedy #australianpodcast #comedianlife #podcastclips #parentingfails #ufccards #comedylife #brisbanecomedy #realtalk