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Ep. 221 "Bad Apple"

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Got poisoned by a rogue apple, drove three hours to a Scottish-themed time machine in rural NSW, nearly tore my knee out ripping tree roots with the ute, and somehow ended up questioning whether my annoying gym nemesis might actually be the coolest guy in the building.


This week’s chaos also includes another batch of cursed internet clips in “Turns Out It Can Get Worse”, including a suspiciously attractive girl complimenting strangers’ balls, a bloke reviewing a bizarre internet trend, a baby-aisle couple getting way too turned on, and a very strange twerking recruitment scheme.


We get into Parker roasting every kid for being glued to their screens… despite being the most dedicated iPad kid alive, the awkward nightmare of gym staff small talk, the stress of launching Patreon and hosting the IBC live stream while everything technical falls apart, plus the full breakdown of the IBC fights.


In comedy: a brutal old-couple bomb at The Cellar, then a headline set the next night that got derailed by a drunk heckler threatening to fight me over a joke.


Also covering Zootopia 2, Australia somehow losing access to Pornhub, the growth of IBC boxing, and the latest UFC drama.

Just another calm, normal week.


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Patreon: Creamy Boyz


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