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Ep. 209 "UFC 324 Breakdown"

Ep. 209

This week I’m ripping into all the chaos surrounding UFC 324, breaking down every single fight from the early prelims to the main event, throwing out wildly confident predictions, sniffing out dodgy underdogs, and building another irresponsible “Can’t Bet Any Worse” multi.

 

I also get into the latest UFC drama: Kayla Harrison is out with a neck injury, Dana White has officially killed Conor vs Chandler for the White House card, which pretty much locks in Conor vs Nate 3.

 

If you like bad opinions, sketchy logic, and way too much confidence in underdogs, this one’s for you.


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Jimmy Missen

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