Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

This week Parker proves once again that he's either an absolute genius or he's going to end up running a Fortune 500 company... because he's already figured out how to game the school system.I also thought I was about to be murdered at 4am, only to discover I was being stalked by a basketball, Westy receives the greatest compliment a basketball dad can hear, and Parker has officially decided he wants to start jiu-jitsu... so Queensland's six-year-olds have been put on notice.Elsewhere, a six-leg UFC multi finally pays for my long-overdue car service, I admit that one of the "gay-looking" exercises at the gym completely fixed my knee.Plus we've got another batch of the internet's weirdest humans in Turns Out It Can Get Worse, including Skye Bagina's new hit single, aggressive screen licking, black caulk debates, and another listener submission from... unfortunately... my wife.Enjoy!#CantGetAnyWorse #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy #Comedy #Funny #Parenting #DadLife #Storytime #UFC #Netflix #JiuJitsu #Basketball #HealthyHarold #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #ComedyClips #AussieHumour

This week we also dive into the biggest lies we were told as kids (seriously... where are all these people offering free drugs?), why I spent an afternoon mentally preparing to fight a crackhead at the park, and how buying NBA 2K has almost dragged me back into a full-blown PlayStation addiction.In comedy, Shane Gillis makes history by selling out a stadium, the Tom Segura & Christina P divorce rumours have broken the internet, and I somehow ended up getting a professional clapping lesson.Plus, an IBC recap, Netflix recommendations, and another collection of the weirdest people the internet has to offer in Turns Out It Can Get Worse.#CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy #FunnyPodcast #Comedy #Podcast #ShaneGillis #Netflix #HealthyHarold #IBC #PS5 #NBA2K #Parenting #DarkHumour #AussieComedy #ComedyClips #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #Humour

This week Parker is back with another all time brain buster with him wanting to buy an animal penis.I also tell the boys about the completely normal 90s parenting techniques that involved wooden spoons, belts and soap in your mouth, our neighbour accidentally hijacks our Bluetooth speaker, I survive what felt like a real-life Final Destination moment behind a ute towing a swimming pool, celebrate our very first sale for Westpark Collectables, and nearly get taken out by the most aggressive possum Brisbane has ever produced.Plus I hit a couple more comedy rooms, finally watched Obsession, talk Louis CK's latest special, preview another huge IBC card, and break down everything from UFC 329, including Robert Whittaker's performance, Paddy Pimblett's huge win, and why Conor McGregor's latest comeback has me worried.As always, we finish with another collection of the internet's weirdest humans in Turns Out It Can Get Worse.#Podcast #ComedyPodcast #AustralianPodcast #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Brisbane #UFC #UFCAustralia #ConorMcGregor #RobertWhittaker #PaddyPimblett #LouisCK #TradingCards #EBay #Parenting #DadLife #Storytime #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #CantGetAnyWorsePodcast

This week I’m breaking down the entire UFC 329 card from the early prelims right through to the main event. Conor McGregor is back against Max Holloway, Paddy Pimblett takes on Benoît Saint Denis, Robert Whittaker makes the move to light heavyweight, and we run through every fight with the odds, predictions, underdogs, and the latest "Can’t Bet Any Worse" multi.I’m also ripping into all the biggest stories in MMA this week, including the the White House card, Ilia Topuria breaking his silence after his loss to Justin Gaethje, the latest Conor headlines, new blockbuster fights being announced, and all the juicy UFC gossip making the rounds.Got a story, question or hot take? DM me on Instagram or send it through to cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy Missen – InstagramFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #CantGetAnyWorse #UFC329 #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway #PaddyPimblett #RobertWhittaker #IliaTopuria #JustinGaethje #MMA #UFCBreakdown #MMAPodcast #SportsBet

This week the internet proves once again that there is no rock bottom with another edition of Turns Out It Can Get Worse, featuring a woman with the most confusing definition of cheating ever, a bloke who's somehow turned being on fire into foreplay, and a bloke devastated that a Woodstock giveaway... doesn't actually give away bourbon.Back in the real world, Parker asks one of the greatest philosophical questions of all time: "Can deaf people hear if I scream in their ear?" We spend a night in Coolangatta wondering why there are more massage parlours than coffee shops, Parker accidentally drops the funniest F-bomb I've ever heard, I pay tribute to a council worker who unknowingly detonated two months' worth of "mower milk", and I gain a whole new level of respect for the legends making a living on eBay.In comedy, I hit the first ever Forest Lake Tavern open mic before racing to a packed room in Fortitude Valley, where the biggest surprise of the night wasn't the crowd... it was two undercover detectives casually strolling through the green room.Plus, Westy has fallen in love with the World Cup while I'm still trying to work out how two hours of football can end 0-0, and I ask the important question... when did the referee become the most exciting bloke on the field?Grab a Kamikazee, settle in, and enjoy another week of absolute chaos.#ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #AussieHumour #Parenting #DadLife #ComedyLife #BrisbaneComedy #Storytelling #FunnyPodcast #DarkHumour #WorldCup #TradingCards #UFC #eBay #Kamikazee #PodcastLife #ComedyReels #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse

This week on the podcast we're covering everything from Toy Story 5 nearly making me cry in front of my father-in-law, to Westy discovering that everyone is apparently born on their birthday. We also launched our new family trading card business, I explain why my son thinks gardeners aren't real tradies, and I tell the story of the most inspirational comedian in Australia who lost his job and decided to ride a pushbike around the country doing stand-up.In comedy, it's back to the trenches with tiny open mic rooms, testing brand-new material and remembering why I fell in love with stand-up in the first place.Plus, I review Netflix's insane Mother's Instinct, revisit two of the funniest movies ever made (21 & 22 Jump Street), and talk about the heartbreaking Dustin Poirier airport incident that's got the MMA world talking.Oh... and of course, the internet continues to prove that no matter how weird your week was... Turns Out It Can Get Worse.#Podcast #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy #JimmyMissen #Comedy #FunnyStories #Parenting #DadLife #ToyStory5 #Netflix #JumpStreet #UFC #DustinPoirier #MMA #TradingCards #PokemonCards #LifeStories #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #ComedyReels