Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

This week on the pod it’s pure chaos: traumatic parenting moments, Dreamworld bush hankies, and why dads should never announce they need to do a poo in public.I rip into feral theme park behaviour, surviving two years of backyard construction, chemist makeup hell, and somehow finding motivation again through boxing and new training routines. There’s fresh boxing plans, random collabs, insane gym progress, and the weirdest people imaginable offering fight advice.Comedy-wise, the Good Chat Gong Show nearly broke me (thanks broken mic), but new material survived the carnage. Plus thoughts on Ricky Gervais’ Mortality, the Stranger Things finale, and why Disney finally didn’t ruin Lilo & Stitch.Parenting, boxing, comedy, snot, and absolute nonsense, let’s go.Follow the chaos: Instagram: @jimmymissen TikTok: @jimmymissen YouTube: Jimmy Missen#comedy #parenting #boxing #aussiepodcast #standup #dadlife #gymjourney

Life’s back doing that thing where it quietly lines you up… then absolutely snaps you in half.This week kicks off with an unhinged Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open featuring a blue wizard named Puderschmude who may or may not predict my death. From there it’s Christmas confusion (where did all the lights go?), the emotional realisation that this might be Westy’s last year believing in Santa, and my failed attempt to outsmart my own kids with AI.We cover the shame of lining up at the bottle-o for a single beer, a kid accidentally inventing a phrase I can never repeat in public, and the moment I got absolutely dropped by a boomerang to the dick at a footy oval.There’s more Turns Out chaos, why this episode is officially called My Wife Is Sexy, plus Stranger Things, Tom Segura, creepy internet characters, and all the usual nonsense.Share it with a mate and send submissions via DM or cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy MissenInstagram – @jimmymissenPodcast Instagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #AussieComedy #DadLife #ChristmasChaos #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #StandUpComedy #AustralianPodcast #FunnyStories #CantGetAnyWorsePod

Got absolutely smashed by life this week but we’re still showing up and ripping in, no days off, no fence left standing.This episode kicks off with a Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open celebrating National Chocolate Milk Day… which I somehow missed, thanks to a singer so bad her tongue tried to escape her face. From there it’s straight into chaos: almost landing a Celsius sponsorship (and accidentally becoming a brand ambassador), ripping down our fence with zero planning, and a P-plater writing off her own car up my arse before casually asking if it was “still drivable”.We hit peak public-idiot territory at the dump with a bloke so rude we abandoned him mid-intersection, dive into another unhinged Turns Out featuring cock sandwiches, and balance it out with a rare wholesome dad moment when Westy quietly took the bins out while I was wrecked with whiplash.Also in the mix: ChatGPT roasting me at work, Parker traumatising a neighbourhood kid with period talk, the Epstein files (good news — I’m not in them), and a week of comedy that included crowds walking out, a front-row bloke leaving because his partner allegedly slept with his dad, and another brutal Turns Out original song that should’ve stayed in the drafts.We wrap it up with Dave Chappelle reminding me why I do comedy, and Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua reminding me why confidence matters when you’re about to get knocked out.Share the pod with a mate and send your submissions via DM or cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy MissenInstagram – Jimmy MissenFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #CantGetAnyWorse #ComedyPodcast #AussieComedy #DadLife #ParentingFails #StandUpComedy #AustralianPodcast #FunnyStories #ComedyLife #FamilyChaos #WeeklyPod

This week on the pod I’m joined by Aussie bare knuckle fighter Brad “The Weapon” Walton, a professional bare knuckle fighter with a 1–0 record, an 11x Muay Thai Champion, and 15 knockouts to his name. Brad is also the owner and head coach at Legacy Thai Boxing, producing killers and good humans in equal measure.We get into his transition from Muay Thai to bare knuckle, what it’s really like fighting with no gloves, and how that “Weapon” mindset is built over years of discipline, pain, and belief. Brad opens up about the highs and lows of life inside and outside the ring, including the loss of both his parents at a young age, and how those experiences shaped the man and fighter he is today.We also talk about what’s next, including his upcoming World Title fight at World Bare Knuckle Fighting, what that opportunity means to him, and why he believes this is only the beginning of something much bigger.A raw, honest, and powerful conversation with one of Australia’s most dangerous and grounded combat athletes.Don’t forget to share the pod with a mate and send any submissions via DM or at cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.com.Jimmy Missen – https://www.instagram.com/jimmymissen/Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/cantgetanyworsepodcastInstagram – https://www.instagram.com/cantgetanyworsepodcast/YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmLmvA_zg4FgY5XBb5yzQnQTikTok – https://www.tiktok.com/@cantgetanyworsepodcast/Brad “The Weapon” Walton Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/mmahotmic/?hl=en#CantGetAnyWorse #BareKnuckle #BradWalton #TheWeapon #MuayThai #BKF #CombatSports #AussieFighters #WorldTitleFight

We kick off with a Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open featuring a bloke named Chuck coming out on Instagram like it’s a Grindr announcement. From there it’s pure chaos: Parker flooding the car with creaming soda, gas bottles suddenly having mystery fittings, an Etch A Sketch drawing that should’ve gone straight to an art gallery, and trying (and failing) to explain dog desexing to kids, including the horrifying phrase “dick sack.”There’s servo workers on loudspeaker, my street briefly entering another dimension, forcing myself to attend a comedy Christmas party, and finally meeting OG listener Isaac from Rocky, care package included.Wrap it all with my week in comedy at Affinity Bar, thoughts on touring vs club politics in 2026, more unhinged Turns Out clips, quick hits on Jelly Roll, Honestav, and the most baffling John Cena retirement of all time.Share the pod with a mate and send submissions via DM or cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy MissenInstagram – @jimmymissenFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #AussieComedy #StandUpComedy #DadLife #ParentingFails #AustralianPodcast #ComedyStories #CantGetAnyWorsePod #WeekInComedy #PodcastClips #DarkHumour #BrisbaneComedy

For episode 200, we had to bring it back to where it all started.Ash, Adrian and myself jumped back on the mics for the first time in ages, zero structure, zero plan, just pure nonsense and catching up like the good old days.We laughed, we derailed every conversation possible, and somewhere along the way we officially decided that whenever the three of us get together… we are now known as The Creamy Boys.A chaotic milestone episode with the original lineup that kicked this whole thing off. Enjoy.Don’t forget to share the pod with a mate and send through any submissions via DM or at cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.com.Jimmy Missen – InstagramFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #MentalHealth #CantGetAnyWorse #ComedyPodcast #DadLifeUnfiltered #MGKCliché #KanyeWest #ParentingRealTalk #AussiePodcasts #StandUpComedy #BackInTheStudio #PodcastBanter #Reunion #OG