Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

This week I’m getting into all the chaos around UFC 331, starting with Brian Ortega pulling out and Australia’s Tom Nolan stepping up to fight Renato Moicano in a five-round main event. Given I’ve actually met the bloke at the airport, I’m obviously claiming this one as my own personal UFC storyline. 😂Tom Aspinall has officially vacated the heavyweight title, UFC 332 is getting absolutely fucking roasted, Salahdine Parnasse just made a statement in his UFC debut, and I’m starting to think the DWCS boys might be the best dogs in MMA.Then I break down every fight on UFC 331 from the early prelims through to the main event, including all the Aussie angles, massive underdogs and another edition of the Can’t Bet Any Worse multi.Got a story or question for the pod? DM me on Insta or hit cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy Missen – InstagramFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #CantGetAnyWorse #UFC331 #UFC #MMA #TomNolan #RenatoMoicano #TomAspinall #SalahdineParnasse #IslamMakhachev #DWCS #MMApodcast #ComedyPodcast

This week on Can’t Get Any Worse… it somehow gets worse.I get absolutely fucking tortured by Sean Roberts at IBC Performance Centre, nearly have to fight a crackhead stealing toolboxes outside my gym, and let my five-year-old turn my head into what can only be described as a freshly delivered newborn.We’ve also got a python at work, a magpie trying to take my fucking eyeball, Nikita’s voice-to-text road rage, a bloke wearing gloves to put petrol in his Hilux, and somehow a stranger complimenting my squat in a pub toilet.Plus the usual Turns Out It Can Get Worse, Nathan Cleary potentially building the most ridiculous rugby league trophy cabinet imaginable, my thoughts on The Whisper Man, another week of Brisbane comedy, and a more serious chat about checking in on your mates.Oh… and apparently being named Manager of the Year at a kids’ basketball presentation is enough to make your dead parents proud.Shhee ya later.#CantGetAnyWorse #CGAW #JimmyMissen #AustralianComedy #BrisbaneComedy #AussieComedy #ComedyPodcast #AustralianPodcast #PodcastAustralia #StandUpComedy #BrisbaneComedian #NRL #NathanCleary #UFC #IBC #GoldCoastComedy #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse

This week on Can’t Get Any Worse, Jimmy discovers his nine-year-old has figured out how to cheat at basketball, gets absolutely roasted by a retired school teacher over his pencil grip, and watches his wife launch the car keys onto the roof despite once being a state-level softball player.There’s also belly button fluff, strangers shaking bathroom water all over the place, an elderly woman accidentally recruiting Jimmy as unpaid bakery staff, a dog being left with the responsibility of not eating chocolate cake, and the realisation that Westy might understand the family’s finances better than Jimmy does.In comedy this week, Jimmy pulls out of a gig, has a killer set at the Brisbane Comedy Cellar, discovers an open mic he actually enjoys hanging around at, and gets absolutely fucking obliterated at Spice Nightlife.Plus UFC Paris, Dan Hooker’s loss, the state of UFC 332, and some truly questionable shit from the internet.Another week. Another collection of decisions that probably should've stayed private.#CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #BrisbaneComedy #StandUpComedy #Podcast #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #UFC #NRL #DadLife #AussieComedy #Comedy #Brisbane

This week was an absolute shitshow, starting with a Sunday podcast because Westy somehow made it to districts, a Minion skin that may or may not feel like a vibrator egg, and Parker deciding he wants to eat raw salmon despite surviving almost exclusively on chicken nuggets and Vegemite.Then there’s the dad at footy training who nearly decapitated the parents with an AFL ball, my spectacular attempt at school drop off humour when the police came to visit, and the absolute clusterfuck that was trying to pick up Nikita’s car from the repairers.In comedy, I had a week of experimenting, bombing and somehow ending up in a pure crowd-work double act at Brisbane Comedy Cellar after a disqualification. Plus, I check out Bobby Lee live, give you my thoughts on Nikita Tszyu vs Benny Mahoney, and discover that Don’t Say Good Luck is apparently designed specifically to make you cry at work.And, as always, Turns Out It Can Get Worse delivers some truly cooked shit.#CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #Podcast #AustralianComedy #BrisbaneComedy #StandUpComedy #ComedyPodcast #AussieComedy #DadLife #Parenting #BobbyLee #UFC #Boxing #NikitaTszyu #BennyMahoney #Netflix #ComedyReels

For episode 250, Ash, Adrian and myself jumped back on the mics for the first time in ages, zero structure, zero plan, just pure nonsense and catching up like the good old days.We laughed, we derailed every conversation possible, and somewhere along the way we officially decided that whenever the three of us get together… we are now known as The Creamy Boys.A chaotic milestone episode with the original lineup that kicked this whole thing off. Enjoy.Don’t forget to share the pod with a mate and send through any submissions via DM or at cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.com.Jimmy Missen – InstagramFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #MentalHealth #CantGetAnyWorse #ComedyPodcast #DadLifeUnfiltered #ParentingRealTalk #AussiePodcasts #StandUpComedy #BackInTheStudio #PodcastBanter #Reunion #OG

This week on Can’t Get Any Worse, Jimmy discovers that his name apparently determines his sexuality, Parker comes home from school with a racism scandal that turns out to be about a baby doll, and Jimmy witnesses something at a school sports carnival that no parent should ever have to see.There’s also a terrifying late-night encounter with Nikita, Jimmy finally discovers Apple CarPlay like it’s been invented specifically for him, Westy learns exactly how to push Dad’s buttons, and Jimmy considers whether he should voluntarily embark on a three-year foreskin restoration experiment for the sake of the podcast.Comedy was particularly brutal this week, with disastrous nights at the Gold Coast Tavern, Morrison and Spice Bar, before Jimmy rounds out the week talking Last House, Tires Season 3, the Idaho murders documentary and UFC 330, including Islam Makhachev extending his historic win streak.And yes… there is somehow a segment about a creepy Teletubby offering a hot dog.Subscribe, leave a review and send this episode to someone who needs to hear about Jimmy’s potential new foreskin. #CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #BrisbaneComedy #StandUpComedy #AussieComedy #Podcast #FunnyPodcast #Tires #UFC330 #UFC #ShaneGillis #AppleCarPlay #Netflix #ComedyClips

This week I’m breaking down the entire UFC 330 card, from the early prelims right through to the main event, with every fight, every pick, the Aussie odds and a few juicy underdogs that could absolutely ruin your multi.Islam Makhachev looks to keep his insane winning streak alive against Ian Machado Garry, Mackenzie Dern puts her strawweight title on the line against Gillian Robertson, and we’ve got plenty of violence underneath them, including Edson Barboza, Jalin Turner, Joel Alvarez and Mansur Abdul-Malik.Outside the Octagon, I’m getting into all the latest UFC chaos, Conor McGregor’s comeback already being planned after his 69-second return, Max Holloway wanting another crack at Justin Gaethje, Gaethje potentially being lined up for Islam in his “final fight”, Ilia Topuria’s next move, Quillan Salkilld absolutely destroying Mateusz Gamrot, and Zuckerberg somehow sparring Merab on a fucking lake.Plus, the return of the Can’t Bet Any Worse multi.Got a story, question or hot take? DM me on Instagram or hit cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy Missen – InstagramFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #CantGetAnyWorse #UFC330 #IslamMakhachev #IanMachadoGarry #MackenzieDern #EdsonBarboza #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway #JustinGaethje #IliaTopuria #QuillanSalkilld #MMA #UFCBreakdown #MMAPodcast

This week on Can’t Get Any Worse, things somehow manage to get worse… again.I’m back at the hospital with a prolapsed arsehole, spiralling about my career, questioning whether I need to escape cabinet making, losing comedy gigs, and discovering that TRT has apparently decided I need to grow enough back hair to qualify as wildlife.We’ve also got a 1cm splinter underneath my fingernail, Parker confusing the word LOOK for 100K, Westy accidentally convincing his basketball teammates that a cat attacked his face, and Parker discovering golf, before immediately abandoning it for hockey.Plus: a full recap of a massive week in comedy including Newmarket, Brisbane Comedy Cellar and the opening night of the new Comedy Warehouse.Then we get into Rodney Rude, Damien Power’s new special, Ballers, and the absolute chaos currently surrounding the WNBA.And, of course, plenty of Turns Out It Can Get Worse clips because apparently the internet is determined to keep making my job easier.Listen now, and remember: it can always get worse.#CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #BrisbaneComedy #StandUpComedy #PodcastAustralia #AussieComedy #ComedyWarehouse #DamienPower #WNBA #RodneyRude #Ballers #Comedy #Podcast