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Ep 5: Wherefore Art Thou, Justin Part 2: Welcome to Wahlburgers

Andy finds that completing another episode of Bristopia is far too much work without the show's recently departed American intern exchange student, Justin Crockler, and takes his ex-girlfriend Producer Sally to New York City to track him down in this heart-warming radio play. Andy and Sally's goal is to win Justin back, both to the show, and into Sally's heart – however, when the pair argue over the priorities of the trip, it turns sour and Sally ends up having to take advice from a certain Hollywood actor and former rap superstar. So, join the Bristopia team in a completely different city, and find out if they can lure Justin back to sunny Bristol.

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