Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast

The boys compare tigers' and Donald Trump's eating habits; discuss Kate Bush choreography; Morgan Freeman is fired from a commercial he did for the Egyptian Tourist Board for offering ''Egypt, like nostalgia and kids' TV just isn't what it used to be''. Meanwhile Liam Neeson pops in to discuss his latest rom-com script, Glove Actually, that sounds somewhat familiar and then he sulks when he gets a call from Spielberg AND realises he's forgotten his sandwiches.Episode SummaryChinese New Year Of The IstanbullocksSponsored by Reader's Wives Magazine: Finding your neighbour in the nip and Turkish hospitality from James Joyce Irish Pub, IstanbulMorgan Freeman Poem: The Ancient Sands of Egypt - The Egyptian Tourist Board fire Morgan for his poem - 'It's not an easy place to visit these days, It’s especially bad for women and gays, Cairo’s crowded, dirty and dangerous for driversi But go to the coasts and you’ll find it nicer' - Is Turkey nicer than Egypt? - Send your poetry request to Morgan at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com'Subscribe, Share and Comment- Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video.Celebrity True or False: 'From Willie to Bush' * Kate Bush true or False * Welsh Bafta * 'I'm partial to a bit of Bush' * Tigers Tongues are sharper than women's * This is a family show * Donald Trump is another large orange animal * What Donald Trump has for dinner * Eye of the TigerLiam Neeson Interview: * Spielberg hasn't confirmed * With Bill Nighy at the zoo * Germans have silly accents * Glove Actually * Haven't had a woman for over eight days * Four Weddings and a fucking Funeral * Liam was never in Love Actually* I have a particular set of skills * Can you say prozzies anymore?Blackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page *Not everyone who shites on you is your enemy End Credits: Next week a song about 80's erotica * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast'

Morgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club. This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine#ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEverything #MorganFreeManPoetry #AprilHoroscopes #Honzie #JamesJoyceIrishPubIstanbul #SpickAndSpan #ArseTicklers #JeffWode'Episode SummaryChinese New Year Of The IstanbullocksSponsored by Spick and Span Magazine: Ray's 80's erotica cupboard and shenanigans in James Joyce Irish Pub, IstanbulMorgan Freeman Poem: Size Isn't Everything - Jeff Wode 'better in their general life and 'he's much better in our sex life and in our general life' - Cat Deeley and Ben Shepherd discuss Matt Barr's Penis - twelve inches - Academy Awards - John Thomas - This Morning TV showIt's not what you've got, it's where you stick it - Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video, Gladiator parody videoCelebrity True or False: Willie Nelson's Black Belt * Karate/Kung Fu * Jorma's Willie Nelson in the woods story * A Cross Joint 'what your grandchildren will be smoking in the future' * Roofies and Baileys * 'Willie gets the horn * Shotgun Willie' * 'Willie thinks he's hard' * KY Jelly * who Willie Nelson worked with * 'I love Willie' *ThespiansHonzie's Horoscopes for April: South African bogus astonomer * a rat in my kitchen * horse racing tips * Grand Nation * Gladiator homage * I am Maximus * James Earl Ray * Jack Nicholas vs Jack NicholsonBlackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page * Arse Ticklers Istanbul * Putting a rubber on the end of your stick *End Credits: Liam Neeson interview next week * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast'

The boys delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of hayfever and diarrhoea while a man with no balls finds his dream job.#TalkingIstanbullocks #AreGıraffesGay #GenderNeutralParenting #WokeParody #CamelBeachBar #MorganFreemanPoetry #SneezingWithDiarrhoea #ComedyPodcast #Banter #Istanbulpodcast #WokeBloke #FunnyPodcast

Liam Neeson reveals his latest screenplay and becomes quite defensive when it is suggested that The Carusos is even remotely similar to The Sopranos despite the blatantly obvious parallels.Meanwhile, in an animal-themed show, the boys talk ducks' toilet habits, being goosed by a monkey and the lustful nature of lionesses.If you enjoy the show, please share this link on your social media and subscribe to our YouTube channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQblo44a34&t=35s# ComedyPodcast #JormaAndRay #SopranosSatire #LiamNeesonParody #Comedyskits #Spoofvideos #RemakingTheSopranos #LiamNeesonInterview #amilliondownloads #EnricoCaruso

Morgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Vicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest village spat will be adjudicated by none other than John Wayne, The Duke himself.#comedypodcast #comedysketches #Benidorm #StickyVicky #WelshBAFTA #LickeyEndSketch #JohnWayneParody #MorganFreemanParody #funny #banter #ComedyForOver40s

Morgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping.#comedy #originalcomedy #podcast #comedyforover40s

Join us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March horoscopes that he definitely has not copied and pasted from a January magazine.^Comedy #Comedysketches #banter #MorganFreedmanPoetry #HighBrowHumour #LowBrowHumour #LeoVaradkarWife #CockhandlersMagazine #RoosterCare #WelshBaftas #Oscars #DonaldTrumpNews #MarjorieTaylorSwift #MarchHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #HonziesHoroscopes #GoodSkills

This week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination.Liam Neeson's Book Banter: Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter.Ray's Hemingway Homage: Ray dives into the world of Hemingway, discussing his love of fishing and a unique appreciation for the oldest profession in the world.Morgan Freedman's Procrastination Poem: resident poet, Morgan, takes the mic to share his latest poetic creation on the art of procrastination. A masterpiece or a procrastination in itself?https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona-during-cancer-journey/donationsJoin us for a blend of celebrity interviews, literary musings, and the very best of high- and low-brow humour on Talking Istanbullocks.Good Skills!#TalkingIstanbullocks #ComedyPodcast #OriginalComedyMaterial #Parody #LiamNeesonInterview #LiteraryBanter #HemingwayHomage #ProcrastinationPoem #MorganFreemanpoem #ComedyForOver40s #Misgendering #Prostitutes