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Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast

Two Virgins - Humble Beginnings

Season 1, Ep. 1

Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast welcomes you a typical night down the local juicer, James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul. Sketches, banter, games from Jorma and Ray and a hundred thousand welcomes to you all.


Coronation Street's favourite drunken Irishman shows you how to lose a respectable business, Honzie the backpacking South African astronomer reads your horoscopes and we find ourselves Taken Liam Neeson's phone call. while Mossy explains why Longford is the only logical place for a holiday.


Grab yourself a chair, pour yourself a drink and listen to the craic between a couple of philosophers partaking in a night of intoxication.


Good skills!


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