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ep 297 - germany's next top model (PS2)

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It's time to behold beautiful things with our eyes... Tom and Demi take in the gorgeous models of Germany's Next Top Model for the Playstation 2 - die spiel mit 5 minispieles simulieren den modelalltag! Make-up, Styling, Fotoshooting, Catwalk und Dressroom! And then, they gaze in awe at the forbidden pose of the outlaw judge of the british miniature horse. The man who posed so controversially he was deemed dangerous for the existence of the artform... the artform, of being small and standing weird.

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