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"The good news is I'm a giant twat in this episode. You didn't look very happy."
That's right bitches, we're back! Kelly is on her road to recovery (no fun at all if you ask us), and we're back with a full breakdown of "Chloe Gets Revenge". This week Abby is pitting the ALDC's two teams against each other once again, but she's switching up the formula. Chloe is transferred to the Select Team and the OG's gain Jade. But Abby of course has no intention of letting Chloe win and steal the limelight from Maddie, and it starts to become clear to the Select Team for the first time that maybe Abby doesn't have their best interests at heart. This becomes even more apparent int he solo categories where Ava gets saddled with an unruly prop that tanks any possibility of her competing fairly with Maddie.
To further boost Maddie's profile, Abby brings on Rachel sage to present Maddie with a new original song written specifically for her... except it wasn't written for her as that's just another classic lie to help juice Abby's ego. But will all this pay off for Abby, or will the Select Team prevail for a third week... and actually should it even matter to Abby as long as she has a winning team?
Quotes
- “I was getting a sponge bath at 3:30 in the morning! I looked at this bitch and I'm like, you know what? You don't know me very well. Like I could go a week without taking a shower and not give a shit, and you're in here at three in the morning! Come back and lets talk at eleven." (05:01-05:20 | Kelly)
- “You edit me to be your asshole Lifetime.” (17:49-17:51 | Christi)
- “Christy was there the entire time. They edited her out, her and Sarah." (20:06-20:11 | Christi)
- “I just feel like if I was a dance teacher, it would be a cold day in hell before I would be going on national television and saying, 'Hey my studio! I'll teach your kids, but I'm going to take my kid to go learn from Abby Lee Miller!'" (41:30-41:45 | Kelly)
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The BEST And WORST Performances Of DWTS Disney Night | Back to the Barre
28:22|Disney Night is usually one of the best nights on Dancing With the Stars, but not everyone was living their Disney dream this week. Some contestants delivered their strongest performances yet, while others left Christi and Kelly wondering what happened. And with the competition getting tougher, a few fan favorites might be in serious trouble.This week on Back To The Barre, Christi and Kelly break down the best and worst of DWTS Disney Night, from a High School Musical group dance they absolutely LOVED to a Tinker Bell performance that left them disappointed. They also have plenty to say about which contestants are genuinely improving, who might have an unfair advantage, and whether the judges are giving the dancers the right kind of feedback.Plus, Julia's elimination has them questioning who's next, and Maura's reaction to surviving the vote raises some eyebrows. Was she actually relieved to be staying, or is the grueling competition starting to take its toll? Christi and Kelly share their predictions for the next elimination and which dancers they think deserve to make it to the finale.GET TICKETS TO SEE US LIVE!New Orleans (December 4): https://laughlife.standuptix.com/calendar/2026-12?day=04Welcome to Back to the Barre, the ultimate podcast channel where Kelly Hyland and Christi Lukasiak from Dance Moms spill the tea, share the laughs, and take you behind the scenes of your favorite reality TV moments! 🎥✨Join us as we relive the wild drama of pyramid days, outrageous competitions, and unforgettable moments that made Dance Moms a pop culture phenomenon. But this isn’t just about rhinestones—we’re giving you the real stories: the chaos, the camaraderie, and yes, the cocktails that got us through it all. 🍸💃If you love binge-worthy reality TV, snarky humor, and behind-the-scenes gossip, you’ve come to the right place. Expect hilarious recaps, juicy secrets, and unfiltered opinions (because honestly, what else would you expect from us?). Get ready to laugh, cry, and question how we survived it all! 💅💥 Subscribe now for your weekly dose of drama and fun—you know you can’t look away. 😉 And if want more video content, subscribe to our exclusive Patreon channel below! https://www.patreon.com/backtothebarre
Holly FINALLY Snaps At Abby… And Nia Pays The Price
01:25:29|Welcome back to our REWIND series! Christi and Kelly are going back through the archive, re-editing, and re-uploading our old episodes — in order, from the very beginning of Dance Moms.This week, they’re revisiting Season 2, Episode 10, “Miami Heat Wave,” where Holly FINALLY reaches her breaking point with Abby.What starts with Holly simply asking why Nia keeps getting overlooked turns into one of their ugliest fights yet. Abby tells Holly this is “her domain,” throws her out of the studio, and Christi and Kelly reveal the argument went on much longer — and got much worse — than what viewers actually saw.Nia eventually comes back, but the pressure of the week follows her all the way to Miami. When she freezes during her solo and runs offstage crying, she gets a second chance Christi and Kelly say almost never happens at a dance competition — giving Nia one opportunity to turn the entire week around.We originally aired this episode back in 2022, but it's been re-edited specifically for YouTube!GET TICKETS TO SEE US LIVE!New Orleans (December 4): https://laughlife.standuptix.com/calendar/2026-12?day=04Welcome to Back to the Barre, the ultimate podcast channel where Kelly Hyland and Christi Lukasiak from Dance Moms spill the tea, share the laughs, and take you behind the scenes of your favorite reality TV moments! 🎥✨Join us as we relive the wild drama of pyramid days, outrageous competitions, and unforgettable moments that made Dance Moms a pop culture phenomenon. But this isn’t just about rhinestones—we’re giving you the real stories: the chaos, the camaraderie, and yes, the cocktails that got us through it all. 🍸💃If you love binge-worthy reality TV, snarky humor, and behind-the-scenes gossip, you’ve come to the right place. Expect hilarious recaps, juicy secrets, and unfiltered opinions (because honestly, what else would you expect from us?). Get ready to laugh, cry, and question how we survived it all! 💅💥 Subscribe now for your weekly dose of drama and fun—you know you can’t look away. 😉 And if want more video content, subscribe to our exclusive Patreon channel below! https://www.patreon.com/backtothebarre
Jill LOSES IT When Ashlee Says Brynn Is Better Than Kendall | Back To The Barre
01:26:53|Jill is finally getting a taste of what the other Dance Moms dealt with for YEARS. With Maddie away and Abby treating Brynn like her next big star, Ashlee isn't shy about saying Brynn is a better dancer than Kendall. She even pulls up YouTube comments to prove her point. Jill's response? A full-blown fight that quickly gets a whole lot more personal than either girl's dancing.This week on Back To The Barre, Christi and Kelly revisit Season 6, Episode 6, “Abby's New Favorites,” and have plenty to say about Jill and Ashlee's increasingly vicious feud. Jill insists nobody should be criticizing another person's child, which is a pretty bold position considering some of the things she's said over the years. Meanwhile, Abby returns after abandoning the team, only to make an offensive comment about Nia that sends Holly over the edge. A brand-new mini mom discovers that refusing to fight might actually make her the most unpopular person in the room, and Abby's new recruits finally get their chance to prove they're the future of the ALDC. But are these girls really as good as Abby keeps telling everyone?GET TICKETS TO SEE US LIVE!New Orleans (December 4): https://laughlife.standuptix.com/calendar/2026-12?day=04Welcome to Back to the Barre, the ultimate podcast channel where Kelly Hyland and Christi Lukasiak from Dance Moms spill the tea, share the laughs, and take you behind the scenes of your favorite reality TV moments! 🎥✨Join us as we relive the wild drama of pyramid days, outrageous competitions, and unforgettable moments that made Dance Moms a pop culture phenomenon. But this isn’t just about rhinestones—we’re giving you the real stories: the chaos, the camaraderie, and yes, the cocktails that got us through it all. 🍸💃If you love binge-worthy reality TV, snarky humor, and behind-the-scenes gossip, you’ve come to the right place. Expect hilarious recaps, juicy secrets, and unfiltered opinions (because honestly, what else would you expect from us?). Get ready to laugh, cry, and question how we survived it all! 💅💥 Subscribe now for your weekly dose of drama and fun—you know you can’t look away. 😉 And if want more video content, subscribe to our exclusive Patreon channel below! https://www.patreon.com/backtothebarre
Are DWTS Producers MANIPULATING The Judges?!? | Back To The Barre
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Nia’s Biggest Moment Gets RUINED By Jill And The Candy Apples | Back To The Barre Rewind
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Abby QUITS Dance Moms… And The Girls Win Without Her | Back to the Barre
01:23:15|Abby officially QUITS Dance Moms. She's kicked the girls out of her brand-new LA studio, abandoned rehearsals, and left everyone wondering if she's ever coming back. But somehow, she's still expecting the girls to show up at night, wear her ALDC merchandise, and help promote the very studio they're no longer allowed to rehearse in...Christi and Kelly revisit Season 6, Episode 5, “Abby's Replaceable,” where the girls are left to fend for themselves — and might actually be better off. Holly takes Nia and Kalani to train with the legendary Debbie Allen, who offers them an opportunity that has the moms questioning why they're still putting up with Abby in the first place. After years of being told their daughters were replaceable, the tables finally turn this episode.And the chaos doesn't stop with Abby going AWOL. The mini moms are already calling the police on each other, Nia faces vicious bullying from fans, and the girls are struggling to pull together an ambitious Bollywood routine with an entirely new choreographer. Yet somehow, when competition day arrives, they manage to win WITHOUT Abby. It's a pretty remarkable outcome for someone who spent years taking credit for their success.GET TICKETS TO SEE US LIVE!New Orleans (December 4): https://laughlife.standuptix.com/calendar/2026-12?day=04Welcome to Back to the Barre, the ultimate podcast channel where Kelly Hyland and Christi Lukasiak from Dance Moms spill the tea, share the laughs, and take you behind the scenes of your favorite reality TV moments! 🎥✨Join us as we relive the wild drama of pyramid days, outrageous competitions, and unforgettable moments that made Dance Moms a pop culture phenomenon. But this isn’t just about rhinestones—we’re giving you the real stories: the chaos, the camaraderie, and yes, the cocktails that got us through it all. 🍸💃If you love binge-worthy reality TV, snarky humor, and behind-the-scenes gossip, you’ve come to the right place. Expect hilarious recaps, juicy secrets, and unfiltered opinions (because honestly, what else would you expect from us?). Get ready to laugh, cry, and question how we survived it all! 💅💥 Subscribe now for your weekly dose of drama and fun—you know you can’t look away. 😉 And if want more video content, subscribe to our exclusive Patreon channel below! https://www.patreon.com/backtothebarre
Julia Stiles' Heath Ledger Tribute Did NOT Live Up To The Hype | Back To The Barre
38:09|Julia Stiles had all the ingredients for an unforgettable Dancing With the Stars performance — a tribute to Heath Ledger, nostalgia for 10 Things I Hate About You, and an audience ready for an emotional moment. So why did Christi and Kelly walk away so disappointed from it?This week on Back to the Barre, they question whether Julia's performance lived up to the massive hype and whether emotional tributes are sometimes more about winning votes than the dancing itself. Plus, Christi and Kelly reveal who they would dedicate their own performances to — and why those choices would mean so much.But another performance hits much closer to home. Amber Glenn opens up about the emotional toll of growing up under enormous pressure as an elite athlete, bringing Christi and Kelly back to their own Dance Moms experiences and the sacrifices that come with chasing a dream from childhood. Plus, they weigh in on Val's controversial suspension, whether Jenna Dewan has an unfair advantage, and the surprising performances that changed their minds about who deserves to win it all.GET TICKETS TO SEE US LIVE!New Orleans (December 4): https://laughlife.standuptix.com/calendar/2026-12?day=04Welcome to Back to the Barre, the ultimate podcast channel where Kelly Hyland and Christi Lukasiak from Dance Moms spill the tea, share the laughs, and take you behind the scenes of your favorite reality TV moments! 🎥✨Join us as we relive the wild drama of pyramid days, outrageous competitions, and unforgettable moments that made Dance Moms a pop culture phenomenon. But this isn’t just about rhinestones—we’re giving you the real stories: the chaos, the camaraderie, and yes, the cocktails that got us through it all. 🍸💃If you love binge-worthy reality TV, snarky humor, and behind-the-scenes gossip, you’ve come to the right place. Expect hilarious recaps, juicy secrets, and unfiltered opinions (because honestly, what else would you expect from us?). Get ready to laugh, cry, and question how we survived it all! 💅💥 Subscribe now for your weekly dose of drama and fun—you know you can’t look away. 😉 And if want more video content, subscribe to our exclusive Patreon channel below! https://www.patreon.com/backtothebarre
Paige FINALLY Gets To The Top… And Abby Immediately TEARS HER DOWN | Back to the Barre Rewind
01:40:25|Welcome back to our REWIND series! Christi and Kelly are going back through the archive, re-editing, and re-uploading our old episodes — in order, from the very beginning of Dance Moms.This week, they’re revisiting Season 2, Episode 7, “Bullets and Ballet,” where Paige finally gets the moment she’s been waiting for: a win, the top of the pyramid, and her spot back in the trio with Maddie and Chloe.But instead of letting Paige enjoy any of it, Abby immediately starts picking her apart. Kelly looks back on the rehearsal where Paige is crying, looking to her mom for help, and says this was one of the moments that really started changing her relationship with Abby.Christi and Kelly also compare what happened to Paige with the way Chloe was treated when she reached the top — and why being #1 on Abby’s pyramid sometimes felt more like a punishment than a reward.We originally aired this episode back in 2022, but it's been re-edited specifically for YouTube!GET TICKETS TO SEE US LIVE!New Orleans (December 4): https://laughlife.standuptix.com/calendar/2026-12?day=04Welcome to Back to the Barre, the ultimate podcast channel where Kelly Hyland and Christi Lukasiak from Dance Moms spill the tea, share the laughs, and take you behind the scenes of your favorite reality TV moments! 🎥✨Join us as we relive the wild drama of pyramid days, outrageous competitions, and unforgettable moments that made Dance Moms a pop culture phenomenon. But this isn’t just about rhinestones—we’re giving you the real stories: the chaos, the camaraderie, and yes, the cocktails that got us through it all. 🍸💃If you love binge-worthy reality TV, snarky humor, and behind-the-scenes gossip, you’ve come to the right place. Expect hilarious recaps, juicy secrets, and unfiltered opinions (because honestly, what else would you expect from us?). Get ready to laugh, cry, and question how we survived it all! 💅💥 Subscribe now for your weekly dose of drama and fun—you know you can’t look away. 😉 And if want more video content, subscribe to our exclusive Patreon channel below! https://www.patreon.com/backtothebarre
Abby's Biggest Meltdown Was Actually About CHLOE?!? (Christi's Big REVEAL) | Back To The Barre
01:56:37|Abby is hiding in the back room, crying, screaming at the moms, and threatening to QUIT Dance Moms. For good! The show makes it look like her federal indictment has finally pushed her over the edge. But... Christi has some EXPLOSIVE NEW INFO — and it turns out Chloe may have been the real reason behind the entire meltdown!This week on Back To The Barre, Christi and Kelly revisit Season 6, Episode 4, "Now You See Abby, Now You Don't," with a revelation that completely changes how they see the episode. Christi reveals what she learned about Abby's furious reaction to Chloe landing a role in Lifetime's Center Stage movie, the alleged attempt to stop it from happening, and how the show's editing changed the whole ordeal into a storyline about Abby's legal troubles.Meanwhile, Maddie returns to face off against Brynn, Melissa threatens to punch Ashlee, and the girls get a huge opportunity with Seventeen magazine — one Abby allegedly tries to sabotage for Nia. And with Abby sending in her resignation and disappearing from the competition entirely, the moms are left wondering whether she's ever coming back.GET TICKETS TO SEE US LIVE!New Orleans (December 4): https://laughlife.standuptix.com/calendar/2026-12?day=04Welcome to Back to the Barre, the ultimate podcast channel where Kelly Hyland and Christi Lukasiak from Dance Moms spill the tea, share the laughs, and take you behind the scenes of your favorite reality TV moments! 🎥✨Join us as we relive the wild drama of pyramid days, outrageous competitions, and unforgettable moments that made Dance Moms a pop culture phenomenon. But this isn’t just about rhinestones—we’re giving you the real stories: the chaos, the camaraderie, and yes, the cocktails that got us through it all. 🍸💃If you love binge-worthy reality TV, snarky humor, and behind-the-scenes gossip, you’ve come to the right place. Expect hilarious recaps, juicy secrets, and unfiltered opinions (because honestly, what else would you expect from us?). Get ready to laugh, cry, and question how we survived it all! 💅💥 Subscribe now for your weekly dose of drama and fun—you know you can’t look away. 😉 And if want more video content, subscribe to our exclusive Patreon channel below! https://www.patreon.com/backtothebarre