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Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"This is so giving like hostage situation where you try to send a note out screaming for help if you've been kidnapped." You would act like that too if your dance teacher was still holding a grudge against you for doing something completely innocuous. Yes the Holly and Nia punishment train is still running at top speed, though no one is safe from Abby's cruelty this week as she attempts to both gaslight the moms and throw a fit over the Candy Apples stellar performance.The ALDC arrives in Ohio and not 10 seconds into their entry into Candy Apples territory does Cathy and her moms come out swinging, and they're bringing out the big guns this time. It turns out while Kira had been away from the team, she texted Cathy to insult the ALDC and hype up Kalani, which not only embarrasses all the moms, but Abby acts as though it were no big deal for double the damage. Kira even tries to claim the email was about production and not the team... lol sure Jan. If that weren't enough to stress the already pressed upon team, Abby has set her team up for failure once again with weak choreography and some shockingly bad costume choices, a rare Abby miss there.But that's nothing compared to some of the cringiest Abby mudslinging yet after a post-show Production stunt blows up as expected and Abby shouts out stuff so callous and shocking, it's a miracle it actual made the final cut of the episode. Does that mean Abby approved of it and stood by her words? Does that actually make it worse in a way? Is this possibly up there for worst Dance Mom's storyline yet!? Probably!!!Quotes“So I did my split and I can't belie I could stand up after that. I can't believe you did the splits in that short skirt! " (03:37-03:45 | Kelly & Christi)"We love a pampered cooter." (20:06-20:08 | Christi)“Abby is yelling at the girls while running the dance, because it's another day in paradise." (29:00-29:04 | Christi)“[Due to a technicality] when Kendall's music video came out it surpassed Bad Blood by Taylor Swift... so Jill was tweeting Taylor that she hopes there's no bad blood between them. You're kidding me! Oh my god. Taylor Swift had to be laughing her ass off. I doubt Taylor Swift saw Dance Mom Jill's tweet." (1:37:09-1:37:30 | Christi & Kelly)LinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510

Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"The words Mature and Abby have been used twice and we're still in scene one," says Christi with about the level of disbelief that statement is owed. But it's an equal offender week as even Cathy is getting in on the nastiness.This episode is called "Mackenzie's Time to Shine" and that's only because the ALDC is short a Maddie this week as she's performing with Sia on SNL. Abby decides it's time to move onto her second favorite Ziegler child and gives Mackenzie a solo. As if to emphasize put her in her place, Abby acts as if Mackenzie has no identity outside of Mack Z... like the identity you gave her? Regardless Abby's insults and Maddie comparisons start to impact Mackenzie's performance during rehearsal. Meanwhile JoJo gets her own solo and the group gets a Spice Girls tribute.Over at Candy Apples Cathy hasn't taken her recent loss to Abby very well and decides to assemble her best dancers, because this week the competition is in Ohio and Cathy is not about to let Abby beat her on her own turf. Cathy is so excited about her line-up she can't help but mock the ALDC girls, putting down Nia and dismissing JoJo as a nobody with no following (lol). But will Cathy be able to wrangle her moms together when it turns out one of the m is secretly talking to Abby?Quotes“You know what's so funny? Anytime Gianna is around, Jill is the only one who calls her G. I always called her Bitch." (15:49-15:58 | Christi & Kelly)"Abby ends rehearsal with a few words of encouragement. Is Abby ever encouraging?" (37:01-37:06 | Kelly)“Abby calls her out for looking like a little girl when she dances... she is a little girl!" (53:07-53:12 | Christi)“What in the actual F is happening? [Abby] is so nuts, and you guys are always like oh it's so crazy. No, you have no idea! It was like constantly being gaslit. You're like what!? How did we get here!? What are we talking about?!?!" (59:32-59:50 | Christi)LinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510

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Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"Ew I agree with Abby. Everyone get your ice skates on because we're going to hell!" First they're complimenting Abby's hair, now they're agreeing with her on things?!? Could this possibly be a major turning point for Dance Moms... lol no. If anything it's probably only going to get worse from here, and our Bitches are starting to feel it. At least we have Bitch #3 from Shein (formerly Bitch #2 from Temu) Dr. Intern Matt on deck once again to offer some insights that even shocks Christi and Kelly!As the second half of "Abby's Trash, Cathy's Treasure" gets underway, Melissa is still dodging questions about Sia's Elastic Heart music video. The production itself is eager to lean into the drama, editing the show so it seems like Maddie overhears Candy Apples bringing up the controversy. The production is really starting to push on Cathy's nerves, how much more will she take?And unfortunately for Christi the Clue performance might not have more to offer outside of some impressive Bow-ography (imagine Christi doing Madeline Kahn's flames on the side of my face monologue if you want to picture how this development was taken).Quotes“Kimi went around calling you Tits. She did, I hate her! Yeah, she'd ask where's Tits? and everyone knew who she was talking about." (02:07-02:16 | Christi & Kelly)"Christi and Kelly, professional fluffers." (13:12-13:14 | Christi)“Cross-pollinating. See! You know that word! I know lots of things you people don't know!" (19:10-19:17 | Christi & Kelly)“I assumed she wasn't picked for Abby's team because her mom is kinda... Normal?" (27:21-27:25 | Matt & Christi)LinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510

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Come see us on tour! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"Planning a wedding is a full-time job, it takes so much time. Especially if you're very detailed oriented like me. I could have spent four years planning that wedding and probably still could have used more time," remarks Brooke about wh... wait OMG IT'S BROOKE!!!!Yes folks it's time for a special post-wedding report episode of Back to the Barre that's been two years in the making! This past week Brooke and Brian finally tied the knot; it was a night to remember. And who better to serve our bitchettes the wedding tea than the new Mrs. Thalman herself!? How much alcohol was needed to keep everyone at bay, and since when do weddings serve shots? What was the best bop on the dance floor?But most importantly we've reached the epic conclusion to Kelly's Wedding Dress Saga, you won't want to miss it.Quotes“Well a minivan does come in handy, it's like a moving room! I will never have one tho, but I do like yours mom. You say that now. Yeah, wait until you have three babies!" (10:11-10:23 | Christi, Kelly & Brooke)“[After doing the math] we were able to decide how many bottles were needed. How many did you alot for your mother and me? Just curious. On the higher end." (14:58-15:09 | Brooke & Christi)“I do know that my dress was very scandalous. My boob was falling out, there may be footage we can't use." (28:38-28:46 | Christi)“It was the only wedding that I've ever been to in my adult life, this is kind of sad, that I wasn't in trouble the next day. I mean I was in trouble but not for the reasons I'm normally in trouble." (1:00:53-1:01:02 | Christi)LinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510

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We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:https://www.x1entertainment.com/bttb"Stop it right now! Please why didn't we see that on TV!? I want the footage, show me now! I want a Candy Apples spin-off right now!" Well if there's one thing Christi and Dr. Intern Matt would like you to know, it's that we've been robbed of a Candy Apples show that would have been as entertaining as Dance Moms if there was any justice in this world. Oh yes, Dr. Intern Matt has returned! Kelly is out scrambling to wedding prep this week and we've made a house call to the doctor. And you needed any indication how much Bitch #1 and Temu Bitch #2 get along, this two hours only covers half of "Abby's Trash, Cathy's Treasure"!Cathy is back with a full vengeance and recruits (better read of course as Production forced her to recruit) all bunch of girls and moms that Abby turned away during her search for new ALDC members. The only problem of course is it's yet another Candy Apples group that's been roughly assembled together, haven't danced with one another before and therefore are un-prepared to go up against the ALDC, and are destined to take second anyway so why should Cathy even bother. The new moms don't take too kindly to the situation, but hey they're on TV so they'll stick it out while they can! But when the Candy Apples catch wind of how many dances the ALDC will be running at their next competition, they begin to but heads over why they aren't offered that same options to compete (again it's because you're designed to lose).Meanwhile the ALDC does have quite a lot of dances in the pipeline. Aside from the group dance (which is based on the Clue board game so strap in for some prime Christi geeking out content), the girls are offered three duets! Kalani and Maddie are poised as the obvious powerhouse team, Nia and Mackenzie are paired to give them a shot at collective redemption in Abby's eyes or something, and finally JoJo and Kendall are paired together for a Freaky Friday dance just so we can keep making fun of JoJo (which is feeling increasingly cruel).But the big news of the week is Sia dropped the music video for Elastic Heart featuring Maddie and Shia LaBeouf (yikes). And if you think that pairing is controversial now, it was a. pretty big internet controversy back in the day! So it's not shocking that both on camera and behind the scenes it's a big point of contention, especially after Cathy (again being forced by production) talks to TMZ and calls Melissa out for allowing the video to happen. How will Melissa respond? I mean how does she always respond?Quotes“Ok but P.S. if you're going to type my name, whoever wrote the field notes, please spell it correctly! It's Christi with an I." (1:08:46-1:08:54 | Christi)“I think Abby looks better in Season 5 than I've ever seen her look. I think Abby looks amazing in Season 5!" (1:19:42-1:19:51 | Christi & Matt)“Look, I have a doctorate, but in Dance Moms, not in words. Yes and I'm a doctor, but not in language" (1:36:08-1:36:15 | Christi & Matt)“Let's hope they stick to that agreement. It's a pact, they don't stick to pacts." (1:55:16-1:55:21 | Christi & Matt)LinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510