Alpha Blokes Podcast

Surely the sharks can just go away. Another ripper catchup tackling of life's carry ons, ponders and problems this week, including Bandit's ability to sneeze and shit himself at 34 years old. We are down to the last four pubs of the book before changing to a surprise new spin for Pub Of The Week and we cover what's the best dish to take to a gathering of mates and why can't they make normal pie shaped party pies during the cookie' segment. Plenty going on in the news, including an upcoming look at the first UFC card of the year, dingo attacks and Danny Grant taking over Melbourne for Orkestrated over the weekend. We bring it home with another ripper edition of Poo's Reviews that released only a month after last weeks edition. Hope you enjoy your week legends. Don't rob graves. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPapa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Bandit's Accident6:30 - Weekends 25:56 - Pub Of The Week30:00 - Pep And Poo's Dump Finds For You34:30 - Techin' Out42:24 - Cooking/Eating50:38 - Alpha News1:43:44 - Poo's Reviews

Great follow ups from last week, including a VR incident, a fish tank mishap and more, including how bad things always come in threes and throwing your Aunty down the stairs. Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPapa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro2:15 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn8:27 - Carry Ons1:11:00 - Winning Yarn / Callup

Great mate of the show, hall of famer, avocado farmer and christmas light engineer Jimmy Christmas joins us around the table for a special episode to reminisce with the Bandit and trade war stories of when they went to Ag College. On top of that, we cover Jimmy's latest light show, his new skits that he's been pumping out and how Blue Lagoon farm is progressing. This one is a belter and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Enjoy trendsetters!Note: This episode was recorded in November, 2025. Follow Jimmy on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/jimmy_xmas/?hl=enEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPapa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Avocado Farming Origin Stories11:00 - Christmas Lights16:30 - Ag College War Stories

Big fella doesn't know the difference between a party or a gizmo. Everyone wants to know what's happened to the Tamogochi's, so we kick off with the all important news that the contest is already over, followed by some general catch up and dribble, including what movies we've been watching and a team trip to all get tidied up at the barbers. Pub Of The Week takes us out near Thargo way and Dump Finds are back for the year and there are some rippers this week! We cover the devastation happening with the current fires and floods during the News and then bring it home with one of the best Poo's Reviews yet, with a very special surprise in there. Enjoy the rest of your week legends! Note: this episode was recorded prior to Chucky’s crash at Dakar. We’re all behind you brother to do the best you can. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPapa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Tamogochi Updates12:00 - BOM Radars18:00 - Weekends / TV Shows & Movies31:06 - Pub Of The Week40:36 - Pep And Poo's Dump Finds For You50:16 - Teching Out54:12 - Cooking/Eating1:04:04 - Alpha News1:25:19 - Motivation1:34:05 - Poo's Reviews

Fair few people jumping on to complain about Poo's famous "air con ball goonah", which is prime! Diving into the world's issues this week around the table of knowledge as we are well and truly back to normality. Enjoy trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPapa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.auOR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro3:00 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:00 - Carry Ons1:07:00 - Winning Yarn/Call

Nearly a 3 houry to catch up about what happened over the blur, including a major update on Borry being half dog half bloke, the amount of Chrissy gorging that occurred and some other ripper yarns that occurred during our time off. It's good to be back in the podcast seat and we fill you in on our plans for the show and what's to come and the blur we all just occurred. Enjoy trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPapa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.auOR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Back On Deck / Holiday Yarns1:12:24 - Pub Of The Week1:16:34 - Cooking/Eating1:31:46 - Alpha News2:12:10 - Motivation2:16:59 - Poo's Reviews

Back on deck for what is sure to be a wild 2026. A friendly reminder to keep your finger out of your god damn dogs. Ripper yarns to bring us back in to the fold this week, as well as calling last years Yarn of the Year winner. Enjoy legends, you'll hear what we've all been up to on holidays in this coming Thursday episode!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Intro3:30 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn5:50 - Yarn of The Year 2025 winner10:00 - Carry Ons1:20:00 - Winning Yarn

Winner of the 2025 Dakar Bike Rally and one of our great mates Daniel "Chucky" Sanders joins us for a yarn to reflect on the massive year he had in 2025. Whilst taking us on tour for the super cross in Melbourne, Chucky joined us to take us through an incredible year in his career, including taking out his first Dakar and almost completing a perfect year in his championship super cross run. We touch on the grueling and rewarding parts of his epic win and also cover the recent activity that has been occurring at his home farm. Was great to finally get him on to tell us all about his win and hopefully he can smash it again this year, as he'll be racing in the 2026 Dakar as soon as this drops. Show the legend all the support and get behind to hopefully make it two in a row! Enjoy trendsetters. Follow Daniel on Instagram to check how he's tracking for the race this year: https://www.instagram.com/danielsanders_11/?hl=enEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Melbourne Supercross Event6:10 - 2025 Dakar Rally11:25 - Practice & Simulations15:00 - Winning Dakar23:00 - Post Win Celebrations & Press Tour30:52 - Other 2025 Race Season Wins38:30 - Final Race Of The Season 45:00 - 2026 Goals51:15 - Sanders' Farm Update