Alpha Blokes Podcast

Did someone call the Gladstone Ghostbusters? This episode is unreal as we hear follow ups on your paranormal ghost yarns which spook us to shit! Enjoy legends. Tickets are still available for the Podcast Royale 3.0, don't be the mate who misses out on one of the greatest events of the year: www.alpha-events.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the Cooktown Boar Comp just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Middy's are now available in a 30 block from any good bottle shop: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds app. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro2:00 - Knuckles Propery4:15 - Carry Ons1:06:00 - Winning Yarn / Caller

Everyone is running around like a thirsty lizard at HQ at the moment because we are flat out!We chat about Moochley buying some flash new furniture and how marketplace came in clutch, the boys recap their Father's Day and we discover how handy a hunting thermal can be for every day tasks. We give an update on a particular Podcast Royale 3.0 fight that can be a great opportunity for a city influencer before diving into the usual segments that provide some ripper laughs, including a look at the iconic Flex Tape ad, the ridiculousness of inflation and how it's affected hot chips and the price of a game of pool at the pub and how the remote control car is the best toy for a kid before bringing it home strong with a back and forth banter between Bandit and Queefta about a menu in Poo's Reviews. Stay tuned for the massive announcement next week and stay out of yourself!Tickets are still available for the Podcast Royale 3.0, don't be the mate who misses out on one of the greatest events of the year: www.alpha-events.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the Cooktown Boar Comp just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Middy's are now available in a 30 block from any good bottle shop: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds app. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Moochtopia15:00 - Fathers Day19:00 - Thermal Cat Fight25:00 - Spring Has Sprung33:00 - Podcast Royale 3.0: Tylen Fight Update41:00 - Groper On Raygun Documentary47:00 - Movies, Shows & Games55:00 - Pub Of The Week1:01:30 - Pep & Poo1:15:28 - Cooking & Eating1:27:05 - Alpha News2:22:00 - Queefta Of The Week2:30:56 - Poo's Reviews

Cheeky mid work roots? Tours of mental asylums? Is borrowing a mates pair of jocks play on? All of these and more of the world's problems answered on this weeks unreal instalment of Talkback. Enjoy legends!Tickets are still available for the Podcast Royale 3.0, don't be the mate who misses out on one of the greatest events of the year: www.alpha-events.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the Cooktown Boar Comp just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Middy's are now available in a 30 block from any good bottle shop: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds app. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro2:10 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:00 - Carry Ons1:00:00 - Winning Yarn

One of the greatest weekends of all time for our big Moochter.We cover Queefta's big day and the fun that was had celebrating love and how the boys provided the best balance of chirping and banter as the MC's for his wedding! Poo also found out a soapy secret about Quinn on the day that he just could not keep to himself before we run through some great instalments of the usual segments. Hectic shit happening in the news, including another manhole incident and massive upsets in the UFC recently before diving into a peculiar version of Queefta Of The Week and probably the creepiest version of Poo's Reviews yet. Thanks to all you legends for your ongoing support!Tickets are still available for the Podcast Royale 3.0, don't be the mate who misses out on one of the greatest events of the year: www.alpha-events.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the Cooktown Boar Comp just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Middy's are now available in a 30 block from any good bottle shop: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds app. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Quinn's Wedding26:30 - The Stable32:00 - Movies, Shows & Games42:39 - Pub Of The Week47:23 - Cooking/Eating57:47 - Alpha News1:26:14 - Motivation1:39:38 - Queefta Of The Week1:46:35 - Poo's Reviews

BBQ enthusiast, cooking content creator and great mate of the show Johnny Austin joins us around the table for a catch up.We talk about Johnny's recent trip to the USA and his hitlist of BBQ places that he visited whilst he was over there, the wild world of Buccee's servos and his plans for AussieQ as it looks to expand into a new shed with sets for filming. We cover his TikTok duets with Gordon Ramsay and some of his recent favourite meals to cook on the smoker and the BBQ before getting some updated answers on the guest questions. It was unreal getting this legend on for a catch up, he's always supported the ABC and being a pillar of the trendsetters. Enjoy legends!Support Johnny at his website here: https://aussieq.com.au/Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Johnny Returns14:00 - BBQ Rubs18:00 - Upgrading Filming Space25:00 - Gordon Ramsay Duel31:30 - Fry Pans & Cookware40:00 - Jala-Pain-O Roulette45:00 - Chicken Recipes1:05:00 - USA Trip1:20:00 - Buccee's1:34:00 - Guest Questions

Bandit has caught the Cooktown Cough and is a grumpy boy today which we take full advantage of. Some ripper yarns from the trendsetters this week, including why you shouldn't fart on ya mates, toilet training the tin lids and many more from some of our favourite trendsetters. Enjoy legends!Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - INTRO1:30 - KNUCKLES PROPER TRUE YARN8:00 - CARRY ONS57:00 - WINNING CALLER

The Curious Case of the Cooktown Cough.The boys are not fresh at all but they made it home safe to tell you all about their ripper trip up to Cooktown for the Cooktown boar comp. They take you from start to finish, including road trip yarns, the cough of the curious, their actual boar hunts and the sick new tech they used on their adventure. Queefta tells us about holding down the fort in Gladdy, including moving into his new crib and his wedding coming up this weekend. Pep has finally come back from leave and has some fantastic dumpies for us! And we bring it home with one of the highest quality instalments of Queefta Of The Week and a rather smelly edition of Poo's Reviews. We got through it legends, hope you enjoy your week!2026 "More Of This" Father's Day drop goes live tonight, 6PM at alphablokes.com.au Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Cooktown Boar Comp34:13 - Queefta's Move43:00 - Air Hoses50:00 - The Stable53:00 - Teching Out1:00:00 - Road Trip Yarns1:06:00 - Pub Of The Week1:10:00 - Pep & Poo's Dump Finds For You1:13:00 - Cooking/Eating1:17:15 - Alpha News1:27:14 - Queefta Of The Week1:34:34 - Poo's Reviews

Hopefully we have successfully made it to Cooktown by the time you hear this! A fantastic instalment of Talkback as per usual this week, limericks and headnoise around plowing Grandma? Get around it to find out! Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters. The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro2:10 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn5:30 - Carry Ons55:00 - Winning Yarn / Call

The week is finally upon us to go and hopefully slay some boars at the Cooktown boar competition up in God's country, Cooktown. The boys are eager and run through their plans and what they're hoping to achieve on their next big mission. There is dramas in the Dump department as Curious got told off at the tip for trying to find some new dumpies, but we're hoping Pep flys back in soon from wherever he is! A trip to Straddie during Pub Of The Week, getting struck by lightning at golf during the News and we wrap up with a very analytical review from the Love Doctor. Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters and stay out of yourselves. The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Cooktown Boar Comp Prep15:45 - The Stable22:00 - Other Weekend Dribble26:00 - Tales Of The Dump31:00 - Pub Of The Week44:00 - Cooking50:30 - Alpha News1:28:00 - Motivation1:30:40 - Trendsetters1:47:45 - Queefta Of The Week1:54:07 - Poo's Reviews