Alpha Blokes Podcast

Hopefully we have successfully made it to Cooktown by the time you hear this! A fantastic instalment of Talkback as per usual this week, limericks and headnoise around plowing Grandma? Get around it to find out! Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters. The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro2:10 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn5:30 - Carry Ons55:00 - Winning Yarn / Call

The week is finally upon us to go and hopefully slay some boars at the Cooktown boar competition up in God's country, Cooktown. The boys are eager and run through their plans and what they're hoping to achieve on their next big mission. There is dramas in the Dump department as Curious got told off at the tip for trying to find some new dumpies, but we're hoping Pep flys back in soon from wherever he is! A trip to Straddie during Pub Of The Week, getting struck by lightning at golf during the News and we wrap up with a very analytical review from the Love Doctor. Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters and stay out of yourselves. The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Cooktown Boar Comp Prep15:45 - The Stable22:00 - Other Weekend Dribble26:00 - Tales Of The Dump31:00 - Pub Of The Week44:00 - Cooking50:30 - Alpha News1:28:00 - Motivation1:30:40 - Trendsetters1:47:45 - Queefta Of The Week1:54:07 - Poo's Reviews

Longtime mates of the show and veterans of the yarning game Clutz and D'arce from Bloody Brilliant Beers join us to catch up.A lot has happened since the boys were last on the show. They give a brief look behind the curtain into how their show began and how it has changed over the 6+ years of recording it at the iconic Caxton Hotel. We cover one of their recent greatest achievements, breaking the world record for having a beer in every Australian state in record time and the adventure that they endured battling flights and hangovers to get the record. They dive deeper into their journey with the World's Most Ordinary Rig contests with Budgy Smuggler and how they've recently hit their stride creatively in workshopping new shows and segments, including an upcoming preview on their satirical news show "A Caxton Affair". We finish off by chatting about each of the boys' side hustles, including D'arcy's engagement ring business and Clutz's interest in cards and collectibles. It was unreal to get these legends back on for a yarn and a great catch up as they continue to put in the work and fly the flag for yarning like we do. Enjoy trendsetters. The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - How BBB Started 19:00 - Quitting Normal Jobs31:00 - Social Media Is Now A Requirement For Podcasts36:00 - Taking The Jump / Having A Crack48:30 - Clutzy's Collectibles & Cards57:30 - Gannon Diamonds1:06:30 - A Beer In Every State World Record1:46:00 - Mustering1:57:00 - A Caxton Affair2:10:00 - Guest Questions

A proper WILD instalment of Talkback we have in store this week! We get to the bottom of the Air Hose saga, discuss why people smear their literal sh*t on walls and the tale of the soggy sandwich. Enjoy legends and have a ripper rest of your week!The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro2:05 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:00 - Carry Ons1:10:00 - Winning Yarn 

Don't digit lambs maaaaate. An eventful weekend in glorious Gladstone from around the traps with the boys, from target practice with Tommy, kids being picky with their food and diving into the art of the Sunday Lamb Roast (and why they shouldn't be digited). A very niche Pub Of The Week where we revisit an old topic from the show and Curious is back to the local tip this week for some Dump Finds! News is fully packed and Poo's Reviews gets rather gorey as we bring the show home. Enjoy the rest of your week legends. The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Curious' Trip To Canberra6:00 - Wordart & Poems10:00 - Tommy The Marksman17:00 - Bricky On The Brickies22:00 - Kids Being Picky With Food27:00 - Moochley Mishaps33:00 - Fuel Boats39:00 - Podcast Royale 3.0 Updates46:00 - The Stable53:00 - Pub Of The Week1:07:00 - Curious & Poo's Dump Finds For You1:13:00 - Cooking/Eating1:28:00 - Alpha News2:12:00 - Queefta Of The Week2:18:19 - Poo's Reviews

The tradie yarns are on fire this week, we hear about what it's like to get caught getting pegged on smoko and watching your boss zip tie some cracktivities to the fence. It's Curious's first time in the drivers seat and the boys are up and about to watch him press buttons. Enjoy trendsetters.The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro4:50 - Carry Ons1:04:40 - Winning Yarn/Caller

You're meant to turn it upside down?Things are pretty cruisy at the moment at HQ which is different for a change! We discuss the release of the Hardman doco, how fires can embedd their stench into your clothes and the origin of Wedges with Sweet Chilli sauce. Movies, Shows & Games is a big highlight for this episode, covering the new Sky King documentary and the no gambling plan for GTA 6 in Australia. We bring it home with our usual segments, with Poo's Reviews featuring a little throwback to the OG days of the segment. Enjoy your week trendsetters.The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.auGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Hardman Embedded5:00 - Wedges12:00 - Weekends20:00 - Buying A New Mattress29:00 - The Stable40:00 - Dick Wiping47:00 - Pub Of The Week52:59 - Dump Finds1:06:30 - Cooking/Eating1:19:00 - Alpha News2:00:00 - Queefta Of The Week2:04:00 - Poo's Reviews

Irish comedian travelling the country on his pushy Ian Dowling popped in for a yarn during the Gladstone leg of his tour.Ian tells us his story and how growing up in Ireland watching Home And Away inspired him to come over to Australia and why he hasn't left for 20 years! We discuss why he begun standup, how he got fired from his job and how that inspired the On Ya Bike Kant tour, a standup comedy through Australia that he's completing on his push bike! We also discuss how he plans for long stints on the bike and many more war stories that this legend had to offer. Enjoy trendsetters!Follow Ian's Journey on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/iandowlingcomedy/?hl=enGot a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Love for Home And Away7:00 - Getting Fired & Starting Standup20:00 - On Ya Bike Idea27:00 - Integrating Riding Around Australia in Standup30:00 - Regional Comedy Contests43:00 - Plans For Rest Of Tour56:00 - Logistical Battles1:08:00 - Entertainment Factor Of Shows1:12:00 - Food & Water Carries1:20:00 - Guest Questions

The trendsetters have answered the call and ring in with some absolute ripper citizens arrest yarns that get us up and about! This one is a classic. Enjoy the rest of your week legends. Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auWant Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPortwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro3:00 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:00 - Carry Ons1:08:00 - Winning Yarn/Caller