Alpha Blokes Podcast

Ex drug dealer, standup comedian and absolute legend Andrew Hamilton joined the boys for a chat during the Gladstone stint of his regional tour. This bloke has lived quite the life and takes us through the process of his first Magic Mushrooms experience and how that developed to becoming a full time drug dealer. We dive in to how he got in prison and discuss the pros and cons of his 4 months stint in the clink before discussing how he found stand up as a therapeutic way to work through his problems and turn his life around for the better before we finish off discussion around his own avenues of content and then the guest questions. This legend provided plenty of laughs and is definitely one of the most insane stories we've had on the show yet. Enjoy legends!Content Disclosure: This episode features heavy discussion around the use of drugs.You can check out Andrew's Instagram here, which can take you to where he is next on tour in his bio: https://www.instagram.com/andrewhamiltoncomedy/?hl=enAndrew's Book, The Profound Benefits of a Stint in Prison, is available here:https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-profound-benefits-of-a-stint-in-prison-andrew-hamilton/book/9781923022140.html?srsltid=AfmBOoqDBrBhl1Ee4ZDYajfhoy0H_TVy2f2Ud-XjcAGsRGzmCdlCiWJmEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Steak and Eggs12:01 - Mushroom Mountain27:11 - Getting Arrested33:58 - 4 months in Prison55:22 - Standup Comedy1:09:30 - Melbourne Comedy Festival1:16:57- Podcasting and Youtube Content1:33:50 - Guest Questions

The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, cooking masterclasses and some boxing content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Sex on the beach7:08 - Ballad for the Poo Bandit9:40 - Gratitude13:59 - The Mannequin Arm18:11 - Shopping Cart19:59 - GRIT24:04 - Red Powerade26:30 - Ronald Mcdonald30:41 - Daddy for PM33:33 - Flog in the work cabin37:10 - The Mungandai Hamburger39:23 - D-I-L-D-E42:10 - Burning DVDs44:10 - Pad Thai Poo47:12 - Sarah's Son51:21 - The orchestral headjob54:52 - Avocado Farming58:48 - Chubby Chasing59:56 - The Rodeo Chubby Chase1:03:09 - The Neighbor War1:06:03 -10 pound pool game1:08:29 - Chubby Chasing: The Clap Edition1:10:45 - The Irishman1:13:48 - Fat Fingers1:16:10 - Barbry's Sinking Mate1:1745 - Fuck Knuckles One Liners1:19:20 -Pirate Girl

The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Sex Robot Warranty10:07 - The Trifecta Song12:09 - Horse Shoe Farriers14:40 - Waking up under the pub20:07 - The CQ Heat23:21 - Alpha Blokes Poem28:07 - Foreskin Schooner33:01 - Homegirl Mag36:49 - Gizmo the Guinea Pig40:07 - The Alpha Blokes Anthem45:57 - ABC Pandemic47:16 - Southern Cross People Watching51:00 - Cereal while driving56:12 - What truckies see while driving57:42 - Cyclists in Pubs1:01:00 - Whistler Housing Story1:03:21 - Bundaberg Surprise Hotel Prostitute1:07:07 - F*ck you gout, f*ck you1:08:40 - The ABC Pandemic1:09:40 - Tony Hawk, Pro Skateboarder1:13:43 - Spidermans Web1:19:09 - The ABC Rap

The second half of some of favourite moments of the year, some dribble we loved and some runner up carry ons that didn't quite make the cut for yarn of the year. Enjoy legends!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - The Snip Trip12:31 - Bum Kissing15:15 - Tommy The Pommy & Uncle Jacko Collab17:50 - Cheers for the help, champ22:58 - Buster's Rocky Tour27:34 - Buster's 7 Day Silent Retreat29:34 - Where's Me Bin32:20 - The Baron35:06 - The Story of Georgia50:07 - Iodine Incident53:07 - Auspost Blowup56:04 - Trolley Pushing1:00:32 - Train Chargers1:02:37 - Doggy Doot Javelin1:05:37 - X-rated Xmas1:08:18 - Mowing With Daddy1:09:43 - Concrete Saw Revenge

The blur is here trendsetters, sit back, relax and crack a tin and dive into some of our favourite moments of the year. Enjoy!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Guard tower4:25 - Anges Boys       10:40 - The Goldfish Fetish16:31 - Anteaters & Sexpo29:29 - Glory Hole Tour35:40 - Quinn The Chin40:15 - Cam “Daddy” Lowry44:11 - Tom “Yabby Pump” Dahl51:07 - DJ F*ck-Knuckle54:28 - OOOOOO AAAAHHHH59:01 - Fed, Head, Bed1:01:18 - Firecrackers and Nudie Mags1:04:30 - Morten and Mavis1:07:06 - Chicken Flicker1:10:34 - The Seal1:14:13 - Cam Raw Dogs a Flight1:16:36 - Nice Job, Receipt Bloke

Motorsport weapon, honey farmer and great mate of the show Daniel "Chucky" Sanders returns for a catch up about his previous year of travel and how he is getting ready to participate in the Dakar Rally at the beginning of next year. We cover some of the biggest crashes he's known about in the Motorsport game and then interrogate him on why he has been cycling for fitness. To wrap up, we cover a bit more of his personal life about producing his honey on the side and how the apple farm is going before wrapping up with a few questions submitted by Trendsetters on the day. Was unreal to catch up with one of the most genuine blokes, get around him as he competes in Dakar and watch our boy hopefully steam home. Enjoy legends!You can follow Chucky on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/danielsanders_11/?hl=enEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Last Years Travelling6:20 - Going to Dakar20:02 - Biggest Crashes22:54 - Road Map Update31:30 - Morrocco35:18 - Teams in Motorsport40:00 - Dubai42:42 - Cycling48:30 - Dakar Prep51:26 - 30th Birthday52:32 - Chucky's Honey & Apple Farm1:12:59 - Dabbling in Merch1:20:05 - Instagram Questions

The final talkback of the year. We can't thank you all enough for getting involved with the show and can't wait for you all to get involved with voting for the Yarn of the Year as the blur officially begins whilst we put the tools down at HQ. Enjoy legends, stay safe and enjoy your holiday season!Join the Trendsetters Group to get involved with voting for Yarn of the Year once the episodes come out a bit later during the blur: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Intro2:10 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn5:10 - Carry Ons50:09 - Winning Yarn

A few sore heads rocking up for the final recording session of 2024 to take a look through the year that was, our Christmas party recap, let you know the content schedule for the break and the usual yarning and segments. We can't thank every trendsetter enough for their support throughout the year, we hope you enjoy our final Tuesday episode for the year and stay safe and have an absolute ripper blur with your family and mates this season. Enjoy legends!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - A look back at 202420:05 - AB Christmas Party27:56 - Cooking With Daddy47:48 - Alpha News1:07:15 - Motivation1:13:05 - Tommy's Home Truths1:16:47 - The Doghouse

The penultimate talkback for the year and by god is it an absolute doozy. We have an exclusive live yarn from Cambo's Father In Law about a Gladstone cracktivity that occurred last night before ripping in to some absolute belters from the trendsetters: you can tell some people have already started the blur. Enjoy legends, stay safe and rip in to your weekend!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Intro2:37 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:57 - Exclusive Live Yarn16:40 - Carry Ons1:06:41 - Winning Yarn