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Ep. 359 - Tyrannosaurus Chickens
Cam is deep in the trenches getting his chopper license so Uncle Poo steps in with Tommy to fulfill his co-host that sh*ts the most duties. We catch up with the legend and discuss his recent lifestyle changes, including the pros and cons of the mine life: the camp food and the camp room life and even a bucks party he went to over the weekend. We discuss the recent egg shortage and get an update on Yabby Pump before we dive into some hotbox analysis during A Chew with the Poo. Some ripper news this week: the new Meta rules, UFC 311 preview and Kamikaze Pigeons! Quinn fires off a quote during Motivation before we finish off with some more catchup with the Poo and a Doghouse yarn for the cherry on top. Was unreal to catch up with the legend and discuss what's been happening in his life. Enjoy legends!
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0:00 - Update from Cam
4:57 - Yabby Pump Update
7:47 - Bucks Party
12:00 - Egg Shortage
16:34 - Mine life
25:59 - Dog Fingering Dan
34:27 - Banned from Maccas
41:46 - Getting Engaged
46:00 - A Chew With the Poo
58:00 - Alpha News
1:16:47 - Motivation
1:18:47 - Trendsetters
1:20:11 - Poo's Life Gripes
1:29:00 - The Doghouse
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63. Ep. 362 - Operation Double Yolker
01:16:01||Season 5, Ep. 63Cam is back from his stint in the big smoke and he tells us all about his week and a bit with the big Knuckler completing his theory for his chopper license. Tommy is on a mission to find the secret ingredient to get some new chooks to lay double yolker eggs. Cam runs us through his food tours during Cooking With Daddy, covering a new recipe that he wants to develop further this week. Lilly Phillips' attempt at the tough mudder and more in the news and the highlight of the sport of course is our man Daniel Chucky Sanders taking home the win for the 2025 Dakar Rally. A reminder why it's important to celebrate your mates winning during Motivation and a biblical cherry on top with The Doghouse. Enjoy your week trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Watch and listen to full uncut ad-free episodes and check out all of our vlogs on our Patreon. A new vlog is dropping this Friday: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in over 4000+ Bottle shops nationwide: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Cam's Chopper License11:07 - Jetskis19:01 - Operation Double Yolker25:21 - Cooking With Daddy36:40 - Alpha News1:03:26 - Motivation1:06:11 - Trendsetters1:12:48 - The Doghouse62. Ep. 361 - Losing 170 Kilograms feat. Dane Lyons
01:37:17||Season 5, Ep. 62Everyday battler Dane Lyons joins us for a yarn around his inspirational story of hitting a top weight of 270kg and what drove him to lose 170kg and change his life around for the better. Dane takes us through the ups and downs of his journey, including the diet choices, surgeries he considered and fitness regime he had to undertake to begin his weight loss journey and how that transitioned into getting in to the bodybuilding scene. Dane was extremely transparent in the highs and lows of his journey and is doing great things to stay on the right track. Enjoy trendsetters!Follow Dane on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/dane_lifts__/?hl=enEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Starting weight9:36 - Gainers12:50 - Decision to change life29:50 - Burger Cafe35:10 - Gastric Sleeve43:30 - 200kg to 130kg48:00 - Bodybuilding1:08:26 - Next competitons1:19:22 - Fitness business1:21:56 - Guest Questions61. Ep. 360 - Trendsetter Talkback
01:05:04||Season 3, Ep. 61The Hotbox Heroes return and provide their ratings from 3 of Gladstones finest service stations on the illustrious crumbed snag and potato scallop. Some great chat in this weeks instalment: some Christmas shopping mishaps, favourite movies to watch when hungover and why companies make sure that toilet paper gets glued shut. Enjoy legends!Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - must be under 2 minutes to get on the show.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Intro1:35 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn3:50 - Hotbox Reviews11:40 - Carry Ons1:03:31 - Winning Yarn59. Ep. 358 - Trendsetter Talkback
57:37||Season 3, Ep. 59The first talkback of 2025 and it does not disappoint. We announce the 2024 Yarn of the Year Winner and give them a buzz before we rip into some absolute belters to kickstart strong: hobart trumpets, soapy shotgun shells and trendsetters steaming the summernats flats. Make sure to start peppering the Carry On email with your yarns potentially be featured on the show as we return to regularly scheduled programming. Enjoy trendsetters!Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - must be under 2 minutes to get on the show.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Intro3:01 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:07 - YOTY 2024 Winner14:25 - Carry Ons58:01 - Winning Yarn58. Ep. 357 - Flip Phone Life
01:59:40||Season 3, Ep. 582025 is not ready for the absolute carnage we're about to bring. A 2 hour yarn to catch up with each other over what happened during the Blur: fishing, travel, cookin' and plenty tins were deleted. Tom fills us in on how he aligned his chakras and took his phone for a swim whilst Cambo fills us in on his plan to get his helicopter license. Plenty of great Chrissy feeds during Cooking With Daddy before we cover Dakar, Usyk VS Fury, Cybertrucks and Dinosaurs in the News. We cover the concept of resolutions in Motivation and go through any the boys have before finishing off with a couple of doghouse yarns. Please enjoy trendsetters as we return to regularly scheduled programming.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Yarn of the Year Voting9:15 - The 2024 Blur45:02 - Our Jan/Feb Plans57:21 - Cooking With Daddy1:09:08 - Alpha News1:36:38 - Motivation1:54:26 - The Doghouse57. Ep. 356 - From Prison to Standup Comedy feat. Andrew Hamilton
01:42:33||Season 3, Ep. 57Ex drug dealer, standup comedian and absolute legend Andrew Hamilton joined the boys for a chat during the Gladstone stint of his regional tour. This bloke has lived quite the life and takes us through the process of his first Magic Mushrooms experience and how that developed to becoming a full time drug dealer. We dive in to how he got in prison and discuss the pros and cons of his 4 months stint in the clink before discussing how he found stand up as a therapeutic way to work through his problems and turn his life around for the better before we finish off discussion around his own avenues of content and then the guest questions. This legend provided plenty of laughs and is definitely one of the most insane stories we've had on the show yet. Enjoy legends!Content Disclosure: This episode features heavy discussion around the use of drugs.You can check out Andrew's Instagram here, which can take you to where he is next on tour in his bio: https://www.instagram.com/andrewhamiltoncomedy/?hl=enAndrew's Book, The Profound Benefits of a Stint in Prison, is available here:https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-profound-benefits-of-a-stint-in-prison-andrew-hamilton/book/9781923022140.html?srsltid=AfmBOoqDBrBhl1Ee4ZDYajfhoy0H_TVy2f2Ud-XjcAGsRGzmCdlCiWJmEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Steak and Eggs12:01 - Mushroom Mountain27:11 - Getting Arrested33:58 - 4 months in Prison55:22 - Standup Comedy1:09:30 - Melbourne Comedy Festival1:16:57- Podcasting and Youtube Content1:33:50 - Guest Questions56. Ep. 355 - Yarn of the Year #2
01:21:41||Season 5, Ep. 56The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, cooking masterclasses and some boxing content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Sex on the beach7:08 - Ballad for the Poo Bandit9:40 - Gratitude13:59 - The Mannequin Arm18:11 - Shopping Cart19:59 - GRIT24:04 - Red Powerade26:30 - Ronald Mcdonald30:41 - Daddy for PM33:33 - Flog in the work cabin37:10 - The Mungandai Hamburger39:23 - D-I-L-D-E42:10 - Burning DVDs44:10 - Pad Thai Poo47:12 - Sarah's Son51:21 - The orchestral headjob54:52 - Avocado Farming58:48 - Chubby Chasing59:56 - The Rodeo Chubby Chase1:03:09 - The Neighbor War1:06:03 -10 pound pool game1:08:29 - Chubby Chasing: The Clap Edition1:10:45 - The Irishman1:13:48 - Fat Fingers1:16:10 - Barbry's Sinking Mate1:1745 - Fuck Knuckles One Liners1:19:20 -Pirate Girl55. Ep. 354 - Yarn of the Year #1
01:24:50||Season 5, Ep. 55The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Sex Robot Warranty10:07 - The Trifecta Song12:09 - Horse Shoe Farriers14:40 - Waking up under the pub20:07 - The CQ Heat23:21 - Alpha Blokes Poem28:07 - Foreskin Schooner33:01 - Homegirl Mag36:49 - Gizmo the Guinea Pig40:07 - The Alpha Blokes Anthem45:57 - ABC Pandemic47:16 - Southern Cross People Watching51:00 - Cereal while driving56:12 - What truckies see while driving57:42 - Cyclists in Pubs1:01:00 - Whistler Housing Story1:03:21 - Bundaberg Surprise Hotel Prostitute1:07:07 - F*ck you gout, f*ck you1:08:40 - The ABC Pandemic1:09:40 - Tony Hawk, Pro Skateboarder1:13:43 - Spidermans Web1:19:09 - The ABC Rap