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Ep. 337 - Rise of the Gouters

Season 5, Ep. 38
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Does Cam actually have Gout? We find out if he does and a whole lot more in a great catch up for the week. We kick off with our weekends, including a debate about what pub sides are appropriate for a parmy and if Knuckles actually has a clone before ripping in Daddy's new Pizza oven experiments during the Cooking segment. We check out Elon's reverse landing, the "pie, coke and a poke" special in the streets of Mackay and give our predictions for the Paul VS Tyson fight and the main biffs in UFC 309. Cam comes through strong with some rippers for motivation and the awaited return of Am I The Asshole before we enter the Doghouse for another flooded bathroom story, a common theme on the way to the pound. This was a real fun one, hope you legends enjoy and rip hard into your week!


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0:00 - Weekends

10:40 - Knuckles on The Block

17:30 - Podcast Royale 2.0 Fight Predictions

31:40 - Melbourne Cup

39:29 - Cooking With Daddy

46:59 - Alpha News

1:04:09 - Motivation

1:10:05 - Am I The Asshole

1:15:40 - The Doghouse

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