Alpha Blokes Podcast

Whilst on his Gladstone stint of his regional comedy tour, our good mate Andrew "Buster" Kirby popped in for a yarn. We discuss his standup, his aggressive Facebook statuses, Purple Patches and even a bit of True Crime before getting in to the decision he made to fight at the next Podcast Royale. We take bets on how long it would take for him to fail at a seven day silent retreat, get in to our woo woo work and follow on with his journey recently in becoming a full time yarner with his show, Two Flogs. We then wrap up with the refreshed guest questions. Strap yourselves in, this is one for the ages full of laughs, roasts and great banter. Enjoy!Follow Buster on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/kirb___buster/?hl=eListen to Buster and Gibbo's podcast, "Two Flogs", on reputable podcast platforms.Kids "My Dad Can Reverse a Trailer" shirts are back on sale tomorrow night at 6PM QLD AEST: alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the podcast? You can watch all of our episode visuals, ad-free and uncut alongside all of our vlogs on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Busters visit to Rocky7:00 - Screamo12:21 - Bustin' Out Tour20:18 - Knuckles Call In25:40 - Building a Comedy Set30:29 - Aggressive Facebook Statuses36:30 - Purple Patches40:10 - True Crime48:27 - Podcast Royale 2.053:59 - Googling Ourselves1:00:01 - Silent Retreats1:09:10 - The Cabin1:16:21 - Full Time Yarner1:32:53 - Narcissists1:35:27 - Netflix Names1:38:54 - MC Advice1:43:26 - Spin Bowlers1:48:00 - The Age Old Question1:52:13 - Detergent & Milk1:53:01 - Guest Questions

Every week we say that the yarns can't get better than last week and every week we get proven wrong. Champ'd by your Uncle, naughty VCRs, school yard hustles and more in this instalment of our favourite time of the week. Enjoy trendsetters!Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the podcast? You can watch all of our episode visuals, ad-free and uncut alongside all of our vlogs on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Intro2:12 - Knuckles Proper True Yarnn5:50 - Carry Ons57:11 - Winning Yarn

The boys are about to head up north to Darwin for the blokiest week of all: helicopter pub crawls, buffalo catching and croc tours, it's gonna be a hell of a week with the big Knuckler. We kick off with an update on Yabby Pump, and recap our weekends: Beerio Kart, residuals from moving house and some kick ass lamb roast on Sundays, does it get any better? Swingers in Spain in the news and we cover our predictions for UFC 306 at the sphere. Motivation is a massive highlight this week, before one of the greatest Doghouse yarns of all time to bring it home. Enjoy your week legends!Bought to you by Better Beer. Get around the nation's greatest zero carb beer today: www.betterbeer.com.auEver wanted to watch the podcast? You can watch all of our episode visuals, ad-free and uncut alongside all of our vlogs on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Kids Shirts 1:37 - Yabby Pump Update9:17 - Weekends16:20 - Darwin Trip21:57 - Check Your Nuts25:28 - Wine of the Week34:21 - Cooking With Daddy47:38 - Alpha News1:04:31 - Motivation1:12:15 - The Doghouse

Kicking off the day with some mouldy s'ghetti for brekky before cracking in to a ripper of an episode: controversy in this years egg and spoon race, recap of both our Father's Days and recapping some of the funniest finds you discover during moving house. A tribute to the Sunday Roast during Cooking With Daddy before diving into dramas on the Bruce and within the emoji game during Alpha News. A very gritty quote for motivation before some ripper content in the trendsetters group and a couple of Doghouse yarns to wrap up a cracking episode. Was unreal to see all you legends cooking in your Cooking With Daddy merch on the weekend, thanks for getting around it and hope you enjoyed your weekend! Bought to you by Better Beer. Get around the nation's greatest zero carb beer today: www.betterbeer.com.auEver wanted to watch the podcast? You can watch all of our episode visuals, ad-free and uncut alongside all of our vlogs on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Moudly S'ghetti5:39 - Fathers Day12:40 - Cam's New House23:28 - Funny Finds When Moving House31:04 - Australia's Oldest Adult Magazines38:22 - Smutty Books40:10 - Boat Trailers47:15 - Cooking With Daddy1:03:17 - Alpha News1:27:10 - Motivation1:30:21 - Trendsetters1:33:35 - The Doghouse

Live from Moreton Island, Matty Baker joins us for our second portable podcast special. This was the trip where we took the Alpha 79 for it's initial test run and it was an absolute belter! Matty runs us through the building of the rig and how he took the feedback of the trendsetters to make the ultimate thong slapping rig that sounds absolutely filthy. Matty helps the boys give a full run down of the rig, how it's kitted out before leading into how we're going to be giving it away to one lucky trendsetter at the Deni Ute Muster. All of the details on how you could be the owner of this rig and more are all in this episode specially shot from Moreton Island legends. Get around it and have a great start to the week!The Explore Dream: Use code "ALPHABLOKES" to sign up for only $5 for a chance to win this car and also gain access to discounts on lots of camping and four wheel drive products. Link is available here: https://theexploredream.com.au/Bought to you by Better Beer. Get around the nation's greatest zero carb beer today: www.betterbeer.com.auEver wanted to watch the podcast? You can watch all of our episode visuals, ad-free and uncut alongside all of our vlogs on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Moreton Island6:10 - Building the Alpha 7923:23 - Deni Ute Muster27:00 - Explore Dream & How To Sign Up31:21 - Battling The Weather & Camping

Some are calling this the greatest episode of Talkback in recent history. Nearly every single yarn could've easily won a hat. Dog log sandwiches, waking up in your Mums bed, being crowned a DILF and more planning for the Snip Trip is all contained in this instalment of our favourite time of the week. Enjoy you absolute legends!Ever wanted to watch the podcast? You can subscribe to our Patreon to watch full visual and uncut episodes. The latest vlog of the studio build is also available. Link is here: www.patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Intro2:09 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn5:45 - Carry Ons1:00:05 - Winning Yarn

What a week in Queenstown! The boys flew home the morning of recording and showed up to tell you all about the epic adventure they had on the NZ Flats: boarding, butchers and beers! Things kick off with a very special recap from Quinno about how he dusted his knee on his little holiday in Airlie, then we fly into YABBY PUMP'S WIN before recapping the NZ trip. Cooking With Daddy covers the age old debate of Australia VS NZ Pies before some hectic news stories: snakes biting sacks and our boy Gout Gout getting it done. A little bit of motivation before the chat around the Trendsetter meetup at Cowboys bar and then a wrapup from a couple of boys in The Doghouse. Time to knuckle down at HQ and get back in the groove. Enjoy trendsetters!Bought to you by Better Beer Zero Carb: www.betterbeer.com.auEver wanted to watch the podcast? You can subscribe to our Patreon to watch full visual and uncut episodes. The latest vlog of the studio build is also available. Link is here: www.patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Quinn's Dusty Knee7:30 - Yabby Pumps Win14:35 - New Zealand Trip42:10 - Cooking With Daddy58:07 - Alpha News1:13:09 - Motivation and Trendsetters1:27:16 - The Doghouse

Devon sangas, catching blokes flogging at work, sneaker and jeans combos (or sneenin') and the great debate of the thumbs up emoji are some of the many yarns we spin on the best time of the week. Are you a rude bugger if you thumbs up someone that texts you a paragraph? Let us know! Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - bring your best!0:00 - Intro2:59 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:49 - Carry Ons57:35 - Winning Yarn