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Ep. 300 - This Is Sparta feat. Knuckles and Bryze
Season 5, Ep. 1
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New studio, new century, new goals, same old yarnin'. Welcome to 300 trendsetters, breaking our longest episode record at a staggering 4:27:00ish. Knuckles brings the chopper and our favourite Grandad Bryze answered the last minute call to step in for Uncle Poo Bandit who got held up, but a massive shoutout for all he has done as the co-host who shits the most and jumps in when we need him. The boys are back to the roots of the table setup and end up blinder than welders dogs. This one has got it all: what we've been up to, a prank call, favourite meals to cook, grog tax rises, UFC, Olympics and some platinum yarns from some of our favourite trendsetters. Strap yourselves in and get ready for war trendsetters, we would not be here without you all and appreciate all the support. We love yas!
You can check out Knuckles' Podcast, Proper True Yarn, on all major podcasting platforms and follow his Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/propertrueyarn/
You can check out Bryzes' Podcast, Deadass Podcast, on all major podcasting platforms and follow his Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/thedeadasspodcast/
You can watch the full Podcast visually with extra content and all of our vlogs on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AlphaBlokesPodcast
0:00 - New Studio
7:30 - Spartans
11:42 - Yabby Pump is off to the Races
17:13 - How's Knuckles Going
22:01 - How's Bryze Going
26:40 - Marketplace Yarns
31:00 - Brissy Monster Trucks
37:46 - Shinstagram & People Watching
59:20 - Kirb Prank Call
1:09:49 - 300 Yarn 1: Buster
1:13:48 - Sandstorm
1:19:20 - The Snip Trip
1:48:54 - 300 Yarn 2: Tommy the Pommy
1:57:41 - Revisiting The Blackwater Yeti
2:02:41 - Highway Patrol Story
2:10:46 - Cooking With Daddy
2:24:50 - 300 Yarn 3: Fez
2:28:50 - Alpha News (Beer Tax, Olympics, UFC 304)
2:48:49 - High School Athletics Yarn
3:18:03 - Final 300 Yarn: Uncle Jacko
3:22:05 - The Trendsetters Group
3:42:45 - Hayley Welch
3:47:40 - Side Hustles
4:01:38 - Fibs Parents Tell Their Kids
4:09:05 - Beerio Kart
4:19:56 - The Doghouse
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