Alpha Blokes Podcast

Fair few people jumping on to complain about Poo's famous "air con ball goonah", which is prime! Diving into the world's issues this week around the table of knowledge as we are well and truly back to normality. Enjoy trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPapa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.auOR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Intro3:00 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:00 - Carry Ons1:07:00 - Winning Yarn/Call

Nearly a 3 houry to catch up about what happened over the blur, including a major update on Borry being half dog half bloke, the amount of Chrissy gorging that occurred and some other ripper yarns that occurred during our time off. It's good to be back in the podcast seat and we fill you in on our plans for the show and what's to come and the blur we all just occurred. Enjoy trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comPapa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.auOR simply use the links below:$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop0:00 - Back On Deck / Holiday Yarns1:12:24 - Pub Of The Week1:16:34 - Cooking/Eating1:31:46 - Alpha News2:12:10 - Motivation2:16:59 - Poo's Reviews

Back on deck for what is sure to be a wild 2026. A friendly reminder to keep your finger out of your god damn dogs. Ripper yarns to bring us back in to the fold this week, as well as calling last years Yarn of the Year winner. Enjoy legends, you'll hear what we've all been up to on holidays in this coming Thursday episode!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Intro3:30 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn5:50 - Yarn of The Year 2025 winner10:00 - Carry Ons1:20:00 - Winning Yarn

Winner of the 2025 Dakar Bike Rally and one of our great mates Daniel "Chucky" Sanders joins us for a yarn to reflect on the massive year he had in 2025. Whilst taking us on tour for the super cross in Melbourne, Chucky joined us to take us through an incredible year in his career, including taking out his first Dakar and almost completing a perfect year in his championship super cross run. We touch on the grueling and rewarding parts of his epic win and also cover the recent activity that has been occurring at his home farm. Was great to finally get him on to tell us all about his win and hopefully he can smash it again this year, as he'll be racing in the 2026 Dakar as soon as this drops. Show the legend all the support and get behind to hopefully make it two in a row! Enjoy trendsetters. Follow Daniel on Instagram to check how he's tracking for the race this year: https://www.instagram.com/danielsanders_11/?hl=enEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Melbourne Supercross Event6:10 - 2025 Dakar Rally11:25 - Practice & Simulations15:00 - Winning Dakar23:00 - Post Win Celebrations & Press Tour30:52 - Other 2025 Race Season Wins38:30 - Final Race Of The Season 45:00 - 2026 Goals51:15 - Sanders' Farm Update

It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Sniffing The Fingers 2:20 - Housing Commission Neighbours4:30 - ABC Pokie Machine6:20 - The Amazing Shitboy7:32 - Pube Flavoured Durry8:45 - Not Today, Satan!10:30 - School Sports & 10 Pin Bowling12:00 - Dick In The Mailbox13:30 - Yeah The Girls14:40 - Shagging The Bosses Daughter16:20 - Drinking Metho In The Shops18:10 - Black Market Lunches At School20:10 - Referring Mates To The Pod21:46 - Cutting Hose For Bongs23:30 - Fingering In The Library23:50 - Monopoly Board25:30 - Finding Homegirls You Know27:27 - Blowing Up About Poo's Reviews29:10 - Zorro The White Pointer31:30 - Finding Dad's Porno Stash (Fluff And Fold)33:40 - Cori's Nurse Curse34:40 - Marketplace Murder36:20 - Cecil's Shits The Swag38:10 - Crop Dusting The Club Dance Floor40:00 - Little Brother 41:13 - Finding Dad's VCR P*rnos43:00 - Spraying The Back Fence44:50 - Hot Flange Ange

It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Shotgun Soap Shells2:40 - Shitting In The Mall Urinal4:20 - Jimmy's BDSM Side Hustle5:50 - Chocolate Thunder From Down Under7:00 - Part Number8:00 - Hair Removal Cream9:10 - Nursing Home Shagger10:55 - The Australian Alien12:25 - Carnie On The Dodgems13:55 - The Deaf Neighbour15:30 - My Family Car Stickers16:30 - Uber Nun17:30 - Rabbit Up The Drainpipe18:40 - Cooked Chook In The Wall At Schoolies21:00 - Legs the Concretor22:30 - Birthday Suit24:40 - Emergency Services To The Rescue26:25 - Dementia Patient Popping In For A Cuppa27:56 - Keep Pinging The C*nt29:15 - Kebab Correspondent On The Cruise31:36 - Moreton The Mudcrabs Near Death Experience32:30 - Hiccup's 5 Day Sleep

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. Join us for a special edition of talkback to hear from all you weapons about your blur, chrissy and new years related yarns. Enjoy trendsetters!Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Join us for a special edition of talkback to hear from all you weapons about your blur, chrissy and new years related yarns. Enjoy trendsetters!Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Jonathon Jackson, events manager at Sandstone Point and deadset legend, joins us for a yarn.This one was one we had to record at such a wicked place to tease you guys on our upcoming plans for event at Sandstone Point next year: Alphafest. We talk with Jonathon about what the initial plans are, as well as some fascinating stories he has enjoyed from his tenure working at one of the best venues in Queensland, let alone Australia. This is one you have to listen to for ya to hear all the goss, enjoy trendsetters!Follow Sandstone Point on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/sandstonepoint/?hl=enFrom December 27th to January 27th, book directly through the Sandstone Point website for accomodation and use the discount code "ALPHA" for 15% off.(Direct website only, outside school holidays and event weekends)Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com