Pero Let Me Tell You

Madonna, please don’t wrap…just stop the JLo hate already…DJ can’t come to terms with Ish having St Patrick’s experiences…what other holidays should we mess up for recent arrivals…Arbor Day is NOT about nautical things…sure bring an iron through customs…Jose Marti and Dirty Dancing have a connection…so much hidden history…y’all, make sure you proofread your translations…don’t translate proper names into spanish…the nicknames in DJ’s family are just next level…damn these untranslatable words…no such things as a successful potter…the great unifier of Techno Cumbia on Univsion…yeah, may just stay in jail, Yolanda…we miss Daisy Fuentes…Last Sodas: Tom Llamas & Jordan Peterson quoteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Talks presents The Box Music Festival…Proyecto Uno, Illegales & DLG would be a great lineup…we all love a sugary muffin…one strawberry for $20? No jodas…Team New York over Team Omarosa…mmm French Silk Pie…it’s Tristan Time…Last Sodas: Everyone Making Limes or Lemons Go ViralTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsplex…damn 11 hours of news…there should be trust in local news…Deco Drive does give off a fun vibe…look at us making her recall working at a travel agency…she met Cher, that is all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Chiropractic adjustment watching ain’t weird…hi Juan Luis Guerra & that good ol’ bilirubin…yet another great experience at SoBe WFF, this year with a win!...NOBODY controls the mayo…happy Oakenfold & Tiesto are still around…can’t laugh if you’re not in on the funny…is ‘no sabo’ a true slur…how big a part of culture is language…does the caribbean NOT have limes…glad we solved that whole canker problem…sour oranges really are ugly…DJ was having Limeade before it was a thing…why was it so hard to get a chicken salad sandwich when they had all the components…Cuban salads are the worst…RIP Joann Fabrics…Ish got destemplanza until the other day…why not spend your birthday in Canada?...waterfalls shall henceforth be known as water volcanos…Last Soda: Voters at SoBe WFFTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

SoBeWFF, see you there…maybe Libertad Lamarque’s still touring…filming 15s on a cruise is DJ’s dream job…fly safe, mi gente…Cap America has been black before…never forget, your fave comics were created during a much different time…fake Valentines cake outrage…our addiction to outrage is no just real, it’s being gamified…even hate comments feed the algorithm so thanks for that…bring back the tacky fifteens…SNL 50 was tremendo party…Lonely Island, Penelope, Stefan…Heather Locklear + Janet Jackson = perfection…it’s called yum yum sauce for a reason…stop throwing cakes, Steve Aoki…Last Sodas: SS United States & Superman (2025) trailerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Taking it back to morning announcements…that intermediary banquet hall just hit right…ppl having less cousins..we don’t need to over engineer in the name of convenience…sometimes you just need to use a check…no need to be on speakerphone for that long…really, we’re lifting up an alleged murderer now?...maybe tomato juice just tastes better at 30,000 feet…straight to video was never a good sign…Blockbuster Generation…we miss you Moviefone…great class of nominees for the Rock & Roll Hall of fame this year…Last Soda: Duo Lingo killing mascot & Lady Gaga copying Elvis CrespoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603