Pero Let Me Tell You

Eating for a living ain’t easy on the waist, but he does it…from humble beginnings…another lawyer…the pandemic pause…love a fritanga or three…shrinkflation is real y’all…there’s room for ALL the food…Hi Eileen & Finka!...everyone needs La Ventanita…another Westchester kid…eating en La Cuarenta…there’s a classy way to post about a business and Mr Eats 305 is doing it…coño, que caro los huevos…grease traps are a personal nightmare for us…we tackle the controversies, like pizza lists…can we be expert pizza witnesses too?...thankfully, he’s helping streamline his own recos…with all his food experiences, it’s still the simple things…croqueta protection program…the smash burger invasion of Wynwood…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

PLMTY’s kids songs collection coming this summer…nobody could have seen the Duggars twist coming…definitely the anti-Wicked press tour…we do play fast and loose with appropriate language in Spanish…DJ thought the whitest of white people, Lizzie McGuire, was using a Spanish nickname…we need to appreciate Charytin now and always…the luau lechon isn’t really lechon…ditches are so 1950s…ahhh Zanzibar…Dear Ashton Hall, nobody believes you…Joan Crawford was the original influencer…Ish does have insecurities, just not visibly…especially not when he’s wearing a turtleneck in NY…man, Napster is STILL profitable??...the days of MySpace…we all have that ONE gullible friend…old Latinos love a sparkly emoji…just cuz something looks great doesn’t make it AI…free plug for Kennedy Space Center…we love Junior’s love of pudding...Last Sodas: The Fair & Mexico’s ban on bullfightingTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

It’s true, some of y’all don’t deserve pets…Flight of the Bumblebee is a bop…fast math is a skill Ish just doesn’t have…Never Ending Story is the reason for so much trauma…no trips to the Amazon for DJ…it’s amazing how Ish just always knows what DJ means…love us some giraffes…bring on the bread bowls…tips, tips, tips…a delivery charge at a bar is the ultimate form of descaro…yet again, we were just in the mood for a Subway sub…we stand with O Cinema…if you don’t like a movie, don’t support it but don’t tell us we can’t see it…a box of straws is an assault on DJ…does anyone else have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome outside the Golden Girls…DMV fraud is a whole new frontier, but we kinda respect the hustle…is Spanish a happier language or not?...Last Sodas: El Afilador & Looney Tunes Movie: The Day the Earth Blew Up Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Love having married couples on the show…goes to show, you can still be the first…don’t just be local, be part of the community…so much more to sake than we thought…6th sake master in the world, here in Miami…for real, Mari was kicking butt and taking names…being a ‘professional’ doesn’t guarantee you’ll love what you do…let’s all jog in pink speedos…Haider has the BEST laugh…at this point, we think he’s honorary Latino tbh…we do fry chicken in their parking lot…best part of the show is drinking on air…it’s not appropriation if you really are trying to honor the process and culture…it’s fun AND educational…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Madonna, please don’t wrap…just stop the JLo hate already…DJ can’t come to terms with Ish having St Patrick’s experiences…what other holidays should we mess up for recent arrivals…Arbor Day is NOT about nautical things…sure bring an iron through customs…Jose Marti and Dirty Dancing have a connection…so much hidden history…y’all, make sure you proofread your translations…don’t translate proper names into spanish…the nicknames in DJ’s family are just next level…damn these untranslatable words…no such things as a successful potter…the great unifier of Techno Cumbia on Univsion…yeah, may just stay in jail, Yolanda…we miss Daisy Fuentes…Last Sodas: Tom Llamas & Jordan Peterson quoteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Talks presents The Box Music Festival…Proyecto Uno, Illegales & DLG would be a great lineup…we all love a sugary muffin…one strawberry for $20? No jodas…Team New York over Team Omarosa…mmm French Silk Pie…it’s Tristan Time…Last Sodas: Everyone Making Limes or Lemons Go ViralTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603