The Unprofessionals

It’s Easter, the chocolate is somehow pricier than the world’s fuel supply, and the lads are absolutely fired up about it. Before anyone can unwrap a single egg, they’re already asking the big seasonal questions — like why on earth are we eating hot cross buns at Christmas and who decided that was normal.Edawg, of course, is still going on (and on… and on) about his legendary flathead catch. At this point, the fish might as well be a co‑host.Then things take a turn down the rabbit hole — literally — as the boys dive into the mysterious origins of the Easter Bunny. Folklore, weird traditions, questionable theories… nothing is off the table.It’s festive chaos, sugar‑fuelled ranting, and classic lad banter wrapped into one cracking episode.Hop in. It’s a wild one. 🐰🔥

The boys have crashed back into the studio and the chaos levels are already off the charts. Edawg opens the episode by bragging — loudly — about his massive flathead catch, and honestly, he’s milking it like he just won a world title.Then the lads veer straight into a full‑blown debate about action‑movie stars. We’re talking explosive takes, questionable rankings, and at least one rant about how every hero in the 80s apparently survived on protein powder and pure attitude. It’s cinematic nonsense at its finest.And just when things couldn’t get any more unhinged, they unleash the brand‑new segment: The Social Experiment. No rules, no safety net, just the lads smashing the format to pieces and seeing what happens when you mix science‑ish ideas with zero scientific discipline.High energy, big laughs, and the kind of banter that feels like you’re sitting in the room with them — this episode is primed to go off.

Edawg has mysteriously disappeared — again — but don’t panic. The Milan has strutted in like a man who definitely didn’t read the group chat and is now pretending he knows what’s going on.Each episode, the lads heroically tackle the world’s biggest questions, such as:Why is China’s population vanishing faster than Edawg on a Friday nightHow Australians are expected to pay fuel prices that clearly violate several human rightsAnd who exactly thought banning half the internet was a good ideaIt’s chaotic. It’s questionable. It’s the kind of podcast your mum would not approve of.Grab a seat, grab a snack, and prepare your brain for mild confusion and maximum entertainment.Welcome to the show — where the lads talk nonsense so you don’t have to.

Welcome back to Fuel, Fools & Filth, the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of men who once failed Year 10 maths, then immediately play Cards Against Humanity to remind everyone why we’re not allowed at family gatherings anymore.Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ Fuel prices — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $5 at a time like he’s on a payment plan with destiny. 🃏 Cards Against Humanity — the game that reveals your friends’ true personalities, and unfortunately, none of them are employable. 🍻 Plus the usual nonsense:One bloke who thinks he can solve the energy crisis with duct tapeAnother who reckons his 2003 Corolla is ‘basically a hybrid’ because he turns the AC off on hillsAnd someone who thinks OPEC is a new burger at Hungry Jack’sSo buckle up — unless you’re Geoff, who refuses seatbelts because ‘they’re just Big Strap trying to control us’ — and get ready for the only podcast where global economics and deeply questionable humour collide like two drunk shopping trolleys at 2am.”

Evo & The Lord Hit a FestivalThey head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end up at a festival that smells like sunscreen, dust, and poor decisions. One of them definitely tried to cook sausages on a portable speaker.Edawg Gets COVID… AgainHe’s on infection number ten, which at this point feels less like a virus and more like a long‑term situationship. The boys treat it like a sports stat:“He’s chasing the championship record.”“COVID’s basically his co‑host now.”Middle East Chat (Lad Edition)They try to talk about the week’s global drama but it quickly devolves into:Line ups for fuel Uncle Don dropping more than bombs It’s less analysis, more three blokes trying to explain geopolitics like it’s a pub argument.Social Media WeirdnessThey wrap it up scrolling through the algorithm’s darkest corners:A guy deep‑frying fruitA woman convinced her dog is a reincarnated VikingA trend that looks like NPCs but somehow worseThe lads collectively agree the internet is cooked.

The lads are back and with a man down, but they do have a special guest.Matt Eeles is the founder of Cinema Australia and the director of the WA Made Film Festival.Lights down, snacks ready, and phones on silent—because tonight, we’re diving into a world where stories come alive and reality takes a well‑deserved break. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the thrills, the plot twists, or just the popcorn, settle in and get comfy.The screen is yours, the vibes are immaculate, and the next hour belongs entirely to the magic of cinema.