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Audiobooks and Poetry By The Author And Poet Rachel Lawson


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  • 211. Disillusionment

    06:13
    "Dr Death," said Coroner Dr Blake Alexander's least favourite colleague at the hospital he worked. "What do you want, Jack? Did someone die?" asked Blake. "No, we just need someone to cheer up the kiddies," said Jack. "A coroner? What can I do? Autopsy a doll?" asked Blake, perplexed. "No, you are a stage magician, a famous one you can do magic tricks for them," said Jack. "But she works in the children's ward," said Blake nervously. "I know," said Jack. "She's in love with the magician," said Blake nervously. "You need to disillusion her sometime," said Jack. "I know," said Blake, pushing his glasses up his nose nervously, "I don't know how she'll take it."

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  • 210. The Whitechapel Killer

    04:10
    The Necromancer is a sorcerer and killer in these stories he's hunting killers and goes to jail to help the police.
  • 209. Interview with Madness

    08:12
    How mad can a TV interview go with a man who calls himself a chicken with a friend who doesn't want to hurt his feelings when your boss just wants to see blood? Who will win the King of Death or the Director the King of the show?
  • 208. Send in the Clowns - Reworked

    15:43
    Lance Alexander Sr., also known as The Necromancer, cunningly infiltrates a circus in order to ensnare a nefarious killer vampire clown who not only takes innocent lives but also flees the scene with the entire circus troupe. In order to catch the killer, Lance disguises himself as a sword-swallowing clown. song made with Udio Lyrics by Miss LawsonWarning coulrophobia sufferers, scary clowns in the book.
  • 207. Lost In Your Nightmare reworked

    11:43
    When Magician Lance Alexander Jnr is lost in a dark vision the Neuromancer Sandy the Sandman must go into his dream and save him from his dream and bring him back to the waking world or he will die. song made with Udio Lyrics by host read by host too
  • 206. The Keeper - Reworked

    11:26
    Music by Udio AiThe Magicians vampire-werewolves are having problems with the full moon super moon. They have been trapped outside and are wolves. Can one reaper lock them up before they kill? Or will he become the dream dog bone?
  • 205. There Will Be Blood Reworked

    12:30
    "Why are you here to insult me again!" Moaned Dr. Alexander. "No Astra, Queen of Vampires had a vision on a crime scene!" said Lance. "What's new my granddaughter is a medium!" Dr. Alexander moaned. "But what she saw wasn't real!" said Lance "Then why tell us, if it is not real!" said Dante who was trying to clean the blood off the pages of the bloody papers. "What did she see?" asked Dr. Alexander. "A white raven sitting on a human skull blood running from the nose hole of the skull in a dark place," said Lance turning white. "It means you Dad your symbol is a white raven, the skull symbol of death." "What is that meant to mean?" said Dante. "Blue Midnight is going to die or I am King of the grim reapers!" snapped Blake shortly. "What about the bloody nose?" asked Dante. "Blood of death!" said Lance. "What does that mean!" said Dante. "There will be blood!" said Blake. "Don't be a drama queen!" scoffed Lance. "It's just an omen they happen someone is trying to reveal me, the Emperor of the solar system as a grim reaper!" Blake moaned, "and my blood relatives! Wouldn't put it past this guy on the slab! He has the motivation and he didn't know Astra was one of my kin who knew who I was! Come with me you two!" a portal of darkness swirled in the air. beware there will be blood Theme song by Udio ai and author