Round About Town

Randomly selected entries from Round About Town, the journals of a West Yorkshire Postal Worker.Mrs WoodheadHarvest FestivalThem at 28SorryI'm Having a PeePretend OwlsMEGA CHEAP CHEESE IN FRIDGEHe's Wearing GlovesBobbly LeggingsThe Man Who Always Calls Me JohnRed RobAerial DroneOut of Court SettlementChamoising a Skoda YetiWhere's my Mum?Valentine's DayThat's What Hippies Smell LikeDon't Get ShitfacedShe’ll Bite You Innit!2014Grown-Up Paper GirlI F***ing Hate BirdsVan HooliganRetirement VillageBlackberryDoc MartinCountryside FashionPlaying Silly Buggers

Entries in this episode are randomly selected and ordered. They span a period of just under twenty-two years from April 2004 to March 2026

During my six years of studying art in further and higher education, nobody thought to mention how I might go on to make an art practice work from financial point of view and I never thought to ask because I didn’t really care...

Kevin Boniface continues his futile attempt to pin down and record a constantly changing world.Featuring:Snapped BirchThe Shop that Usually Smells of WeedAll Them New HousesAir Punching by he TurnipsStupid SlippersNaughty BoyGolfing SweatersMr PorterBegin the BeguinePuffa Coat and PyjamasGlobal ResetMy Daddy Drives a UFOHow Were You in 2023?TV in '23

1. A Big Display of Dildos 2. A Complicated Logistical Operation 3. Behaving Irresponsibly for a Grandma 4. Mrs Dyson’s Bathrobe 5. My Bird 6. Her From No.14 7. You Might Find it a bit Foreign 8. Open-Toe Sandels 9. The Rooneys' Driveway 10. Come on in Girls! 11. One Life Live It 12. Have you got your Hearing Aid, Ernest?

Kevin Boniface continues his futile attempt to pin down and record a constantly changing world.Featuring:1. Headrow Furnishers2. Mrs Woodhead3. Intelligence-Led Security4. Mitsubishi Animal5. He Thinks He’s Bloody Tesco’s6. An Illustrated Book About Birds7. Nana Jacquie8. Seven Fuckings and a Bastard9. The Top Spot Snooker Club10. Swollen Legs11. Combover12. A Statue of the Buddha13. No More Nails14. Thanks, Mate. Cheers.15. Hoovering And Dusting All Over The Place16. Windowsill Survey

1. Vincent2. More Effective Than Flowers3. Cockchafer4. A Good Smack in the Kidneys5. Mrs Begum’s Lampshade6. Fucking Hell, Jade!7. WALTER SCOTT IS A BATTY BOY8. Beware of the Wife9. J-Dog10. I Want to Break Free11. Little Owl12. Global Reset/Kia Picanto Man13. Pink Bits14. Boob Ogler

Fat PigeonOh, For Fuck’s Sake!RedstartLambs TailsDiddly SquatPlastic DavidHot Beef SandwichPaper Bag PastyChiffchaffsSaint Gobain SekuritThree Coats At OnceJimmy MackNew LaitheTerracotta Buddha/LuftwaffeGeorge Gray