They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown!We're back and we don't waste any time getting into the latest rumblings in the Bravo universe. I know everyone is tired of Scandoval, but honestly Rosie and I aren't and we have christened Rachel, Roachel (someone else's gem)!We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 11, Vanderpump Rules S10 The Wedding and Aftermath and Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Finale!RHONJ - They're in Ireland and honestly, we're disappointed, but Jen Fessler steals the show. Are you team Rachel or team Danielle?PumpRules - It's just a mess isn't itRHUGT3 - Bad Weather is back and we are loving that half the cast turned on Gizelle and stole her tequila!

Re-release day 6! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!DISCLAIMER - Tijani is wasted this episode. Just a heads up, it gets a bit wild and we've left in the outtakes because, well, it's funny.This week Rosie and Tijani recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 9, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 and Vanderpump Rules.

Re-release day 5! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!This week Rosie and I are joined by a spacial guest, Renate! She fills us in on the Sonja Morgan show in San Francisco! Newsflash, it was a shambles - makes us love Miss Morgan so much more!We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 8, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 and Vanderpump Rules S10!RHONJ - Whose version of the pizza oven story do you believe?RHUGT3 - Pepsi is still MVP and we're tired of the RHOSLC cousin drama.PumpRules is giving without even knowing they are! Did you know Brock is missing fingers?

Re-release day 4! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!Sorry it's late this week, Tijani has been away!We're only recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Eps 6 & 7 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Eps 6 & 7.We'll catch up again in the next couple of days to recap Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Eps 1-3 and parts 2 & 3 of Real Housewives of Miami Reunion.PumpRules is really messing with our minds, we both agree we would hate f**k Sandoval. Schwartz is clearly hiding something and Katie Maloney is the one you want in your corner during a scrap.RHONJ - Paulie needs to sh*t or get off the pot, either be in the show or don't be. Either way we're team Frank Catania.

Re-release day 3! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!This week Rosie and I start a new segment - Send us your life hacks and general shitty day to day issues to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.com, completely anon unless you want a shout out!We get into gossip from the streets about HWs past, present and future (is Michael Darby suing for the amount he owes on Ashley's house?). Sadly we recorded before the PumpRules drama exploded, we will get to it.We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 4 and Real Housewives Miami S 5 Ep 16.RHOP - the colourism chat didn't really do what we thought it should've. Team Mia or Team Jacqui? We're not so sure now.RHNJ - did Tre really get the Tree reference of Jen's gift?RHOM - Frankie needs his own show

Re-release day 2! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!It's our birthday, it's not a special episode, that's coming (we've not had time).We do rant a lot about random stuff though because there's only 2 episodes at the time of recording. We cover the Superbowl, JLo's new tattoo and other musings.When we do talk about Real Housewives, we recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Eps 13 &14.RHONJ, Rachel and Danielle are bringing it, we're obsessed.RHOM Kiki is our spirit animal, copping a squat on the beach - been there!

In the run up to S14 of RHONJ, we'll be releasing the S13 Recap Eps! During the recording we work out that it's almost our 1 year Anniversary. 20th Feb marks our first ever episode!This week we cover Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Finale and Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 1. Rosie starts Vanderpump Rules, but isn't doing the work and is starting at the new season. We get into it about the various characters and bars owned by LVP. Tijani hasn't seen Real Housewives Miami because NowTV is sh*t, but we still talk about it.We discuss RHOP - Mia has a rash, that sparks a semen chat.RHONJ is back and the new girls are the best casting choice in a long time, well done Bravo TV, well the F done!Rosie challenges Tijani to name housewife children and it's really hard!

Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it. UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters!Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4.

There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL! Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break. We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa!