They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored!We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole thing.Eventually we recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 14 and The Valley S1 Ep 7.

Re-Release RHONJ Countdown Reunion Part 2!What a week! We have Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of Atlanta and the finale of Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Whew, it's a lot.Rosie and I don't mess about and get straight into it.#PUMPRULES ends with us being a bit annoyed with this revelation teaser, but are living for the throuple.#RHOC is back and Tamra is activated. But keep the s*x chats to a minimum please.#RHONJ Big Frank is hitting us with the Big Facts about Louie.#RHOA Marlo's behaviour is getting old now. We love her, but she needs to calm down.Don't forget to rate, comment, subscribe/follow and get involved on the socials Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @notevenrealhou3

RHONJ S14 Countdown - We've hit the reunions!SOUND DISCLAIMER: Slight internet issues, so Tijani sounds like a robot occasionally.Rosie and Tijani are back and get straight into Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Pt2. It's the week of explosive reunions, with Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt 1 too!We finally talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 and Kandi was missed in Ep4. The Marlo and Kenya drama is getting to be too much. It was funny, but it's crossed the line now.Don't forget to give us a follow on Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @Notevenrealhou3.

Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis.We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6

Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown!Disclaimer, we had sound and internet issues. There's some back ground noise and weird static voices now and again during the episode. We're sorry!Rosie and I are recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 12 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep 12.RHONJ - The husbands steal the episode and we love them!PumpRules - Schwartz, just OMG. He is the worst. Tijani makes a confession about Jax Taylor - yea, it's not great. LOL

Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown!We're back and we don't waste any time getting into the latest rumblings in the Bravo universe. I know everyone is tired of Scandoval, but honestly Rosie and I aren't and we have christened Rachel, Roachel (someone else's gem)!We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 11, Vanderpump Rules S10 The Wedding and Aftermath and Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Finale!RHONJ - They're in Ireland and honestly, we're disappointed, but Jen Fessler steals the show. Are you team Rachel or team Danielle?PumpRules - It's just a mess isn't itRHUGT3 - Bad Weather is back and we are loving that half the cast turned on Gizelle and stole her tequila!

Re-release day 6! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!DISCLAIMER - Tijani is wasted this episode. Just a heads up, it gets a bit wild and we've left in the outtakes because, well, it's funny.This week Rosie and Tijani recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 9, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 and Vanderpump Rules.

Re-release day 5! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!This week Rosie and I are joined by a spacial guest, Renate! She fills us in on the Sonja Morgan show in San Francisco! Newsflash, it was a shambles - makes us love Miss Morgan so much more!We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 8, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 and Vanderpump Rules S10!RHONJ - Whose version of the pizza oven story do you believe?RHUGT3 - Pepsi is still MVP and we're tired of the RHOSLC cousin drama.PumpRules is giving without even knowing they are! Did you know Brock is missing fingers?

Re-release day 4! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!Sorry it's late this week, Tijani has been away!We're only recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Eps 6 & 7 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Eps 6 & 7.We'll catch up again in the next couple of days to recap Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Eps 1-3 and parts 2 & 3 of Real Housewives of Miami Reunion.PumpRules is really messing with our minds, we both agree we would hate f**k Sandoval. Schwartz is clearly hiding something and Katie Maloney is the one you want in your corner during a scrap.RHONJ - Paulie needs to sh*t or get off the pot, either be in the show or don't be. Either way we're team Frank Catania.