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“Barking Dogs Never Bite”

Season 3, Ep. 9

Two HGs in a week? The Ange Effect. Billie and Charlie and joined by HG cousin Davina who gives her verdict on the fan forum. Stage-managed PR event or something to force us to reassess certain Levy takes? Did the Spurs Women contingent get a fair look? What needs to happen next? Davina has the inside line. We then preview a gargantuan NLD, share our more hysterical memories of this tortuous fixture (including one involving Charlie hiding in his own bedroom from his Arsenal father-in-law) and daydream who’d be the best player to score the winner (and receive a certain red card). There’s also time, of course, for culture—where Billie gives thanks to friend-of-the-show Constance for her revelation that acclaimed Korean director (and Billie’s goat) Bong Joon-ha is fully coys. It’s a wild one! 


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