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108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

The Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday Parade

Season 6, Ep. 22

The Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday Parade


Broadcasting live from Hog Street, 108.9 The Hawk covers the annual Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday Parade! Geoff and Whisp brave flying Pizza Emporium doors, leaking beer floats, animatronic prog-rock legends, rogue dump trucks, divorced-dad tears, and a shocking escalation involving shit drones and municipal accountability.


Featuring Pizza Emporium holiday slices, Channel 8 content crimes, Eagles-related radio fatigue, multiple Holiday Road floats that refuse to stop circling, and the only Christmas album where Even Satan Needs a Christmas.


Happy Holidays. We’re taking them back, you slobs.


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