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CLASSIC HAWK: The Val Verde Guide to Influencing with Jamie LoftusWhisp and Geoff have spent their lives influencing people through terrestrial radio. Now somebody says they need a TikTok account.Jamie Loftus joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock as Mackenzie Mackenzie, feminist icon and social media guru, to teach Val Verde’s radio veterans how to become influencers.Topics include TikTok, Truth Social, avoiding the Val Verde Police Department’s tasers and the very real dangers of free chicken wings.Plus: Clumpsy, Val Verde’s 420-friendly feline; Channel 8++’s adult animated series ASSDOG; and a Def Leppard ticket giveaway. Listen for the sounder. From 2025.Sponsored by Val Verde Records’ “Songs From the 70’s & 80’s That Have Been Ruined by Being in Movies and Documentaries About Vietnam” and John Cougar Summercamp.Jamie Loftus is a comedian, writer and author known for Sixteenth Minute (of Fame), The Bechdel Cast and Raw Dog.Originally released April 14, 2025.108.9 The Hawk. Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station.Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com.Tell your friends. That’s influencing.Help keep the damn station running. Get 108.9 The Hawk AD FREE, plus bonus episodes and more, at patreon.com/1089thehawk.

This AI CEO Wants Your Water with Gil OzeriVal Verde has too much water. Thankfully, a billionaire has arrived to take it.Gil Ozeri returns for his second appearance on 108.9 The Hawk as Sario Marlon, CEO of Graft AI, with plans for a ten-million-square-foot data center near the Woodstock ’99 Simulation and the children’s hospital. He’s promising jobs, lower taxes, and a bright future for every resident who survives it.Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock meet Graft’s AI assistant Stephanie, explore a Del Taco sponsorship, and open the phone lines to name the new facility. There’s also glowing wastewater, an AI film and art festival, and two suspiciously agreeable replacements for your favorite morning hosts. Sario’s publicist would really appreciate it if everyone stopped asking questions.Plus: Sabrina’s Carpenters, Tired John, Booger’s House of Chill Repute, and a Hawk Interview with Gil about making comedy while Hollywood crumbles, social media algorithms, Good Science, and his Silly Gilly improv show at Largo.Gil Ozeri is a comedian, actor, writer, and producer whose credits include Big Mouth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Happy Endings, and #blackAF. He co-hosts Good Science with Anthony Atamanuik.Listen to more 108.9 The Hawk: https://www.1089thehawk.comFollow Gil: https://www.instagram.com/tallgilozeri/Gil’s website: https://gilozeri.comWatch Good Science: https://www.youtube.com/@GoodSciencePodcastGET 108.9 THE HAWK AD FREE ON PATREON. Support the station, skip the ads, and get bonus Hawk content at https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawk

CLASSIC HAWK: The Fastest Guitarists in the World with Rekha ShankarBehind every great guitarist is a great surgeon. Apparently.Rekha Shankar returns as Dr. Sheila Hands, the world’s only guitar surgeon, to explain how rock legends become shredding legends. Who’s had work done? Who got extra fingers? Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock have questions.Plus: classic rock trivia, Val Verde’s sandworm crisis, Reba McEntire and the mysterious distribution of Tom Cochrane’s bones.Sponsored by Shetland Creameries, Flenderson’s Horse Bags, Channel 8’s Crypt of the Eyeless Horde and Rock Dolls.Rekha Shankar is a comedian, writer and performer known for Dropout’s Smartypants, Grand Crew and Digman!Originally released October 21, 2024.108.9 The Hawk. Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station.Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com.Tell your friends. They deserve extra fingers, too.Help keep the damn station running. Get 108.9 The Hawk AD FREE, plus bonus episodes and more, at patreon.com/1089thehawk.

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are giving away a satchel of Crowes, the erectile dysfunction pills from The Black Crowes. To win, caller 24 has to identify whether a Black Crowes song is a cover or an original. The phones work. Almost nothing else does.Also on the broadcast: Vince Neil's five-alarm pizza deal, a marathon of mystery VHS tapes, Steve's Discount Concrete's Bury Your Past Community Day, and a round of What's That Sound? with the only contestant available: Geoff.108.9 The Hawk is Val Verde's second favorite classic rock radio station. New broadcasts every Monday. GET 108.9 THE HAWK AD FREE ON PATREON. Support the station, skip the ads, and get bonus Hawk content at https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawk

The Bob Seger Clown VortexWhisp Turlington has been against the wind since 1975. Unfortunately, that wind has carried him directly into the Bob Seger Clown Vortex.On this broadcast: Bob Seger abandons rock for experimental clown comedy, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock investigates why his $50 paycheck bounced, Christine McVie operates a private Talbots in her basement, Farmer Dan returns from Sedona, and Whisp becomes trapped inside the number-one-rated Bob Seger Morning Show.PLUS: Good Rock Facts, the Bob Seger System, mouth clowning, a mechanical eagle at Valmart, and the most disturbing performance of “Shakedown” ever attempted.108.9 The Hawk is Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station.Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk. 

CLASSIC HAWK: A Moonman From Maine with John HodgmanOriginally released March 11, 2024.The Geoff and Whisp Show salutes the brave men and women who have escaped the Earth.Legendary Val Verde space hero Charley “Clunk” Bottoms, played by John Hodgman, lands inside the Rock & Roll RV to promote his explosive new memoir, Moonman From Maine.Clunk reveals the secrets of space travel, explains his place in Val Verde history and provides evidence that America’s astronaut-selection process may need additional oversight.Also on this broadcast:• Art Spart explains why Creedence Clearwater Revival is responsible for the rain• Shartlesburg elects a new mayor• Whisp previews the new rock coming to 108.9 The Hawk• Val Verde salutes its greatest space heroesKeep The Transmitter PoweredListen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk.

The Willy Crystal Show with Anthony AtamanuikFor the first time ever, 108.9 The Hawk gives its full airtime to its sister station.Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show, 30 Rock, What We Do In The Shadows) returns as conservative radio legend Willy Crystal for a complete broadcast of The Willy Crystal Show on Valley Newsradio 8888. Willy welcomes Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock to discuss multidimensional travel, the Stargate hidden in the Strait of Hormuz, alternate versions of Who’s the Boss?, the cultural importance of Becker, and his illegally manufactured miniature Bill Clinton.Plus: Willy's producer Cranston, armed raccoons, rolling-backpack legislation, Sideways Al Gore, the Night Butcher and a live reading from Little Bill Clinton.Anthony Atamanuik is the co-host of Good Science:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/good-science/id1896816092Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.

CLASSIC HAWK: A Rolling Stone Restaurant with Paul ScheerOriginally released April 7, 2025.The Hard Rock Cafe Val Verde has a new owner, a new concept and almost no legitimate connection to the Rolling Stones.Flip Turley, played by Paul Scheer, visits the Rock & Roll RV to unveil his completely unauthorized Rolling Stones restaurant. Come for the Stones-themed meals. Stay for the specially shaped urinals and Flip’s extremely distant connection to Ronnie Wood.Also on this broadcast:• Geoff and Whisp examine Eric Clapton’s unnecessary remakes• The Popcorn Ghost returns• Flip explains his vision for the future of rock-based dining• A surprise guest enters the Rock & Roll RVGuest starring Paul Scheer from How Did This Get Made?, Dark Web, Unspooled, Black Monday and The League.Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8’s Bloody Well Right!Keep The Transmitter PoweredListen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk.