108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

Hey there, Hawk Heads. December is all about the best moments in 108.9 The Hawk and in 2023, we asked fans what their favorite moments were from that year. The result? Over TWO HOURS of the best moments from 108.9 The Hawk in 2023! From celebrity guests and Val Verde legends to regular station madness, this collection features unforgettable moments from Jon Daly, Ashley Nicole Black, Paul Scheer, Gil Ozeri, Tom Scharpling, John Murray, Rekha Shankar, Zach Cherry, Jo Firestone, Flula Borg, Joe Wengert, Michael Hartney, Alex Steed, Pat Byrne, Pat Cassels, Kristen Bartlett, Richie Moriarty, and Anthony Atamanuik.Including:Whisp and Geoff reflecting on Guns N’ Roses’ “Where Do We Go Now?” Tour.Jon Daly as Jack White!Intern Harper Lawson (Ashley Nicole Black) demolishes the “All Hawk Total Rock Summer” promo.Trip Larson (Paul Scheer) plays Hot Tub or Hot Sauce?Big Scotty (Tom Scharpling) gives “The Angry Man” a new nickname.Jim Springsteen (John Murray) proudly introduces The Jim Springsteen Band.Susan Slump (Rekha Shankar) challenges the hosts to Guess The Seinfeld Episode.Big Steve (Zach Cherry) offers a “No Perverts Guarantee” at his food festival.Emotional calls from Rocker Alexis Rockrock (Jo Firestone), a cinematic confession from David Jonathan Martin-David (Joe Wengert) about his Huey Lewis documentary, and a full meltdown from Channel 8’s Sledge Huntley (Michael Hartney) covering Mayor David Lee Roth.Geet Frost (Alex Steed) at his First Amendment Bookstore & Adult Emporium, Glenallen Mixon (Pat Cassels) on his ska-horror soundtrack Donny The Mangler, Ginger Mistletoe (Kristen Bartlett) reliving the Christmas Parade disaster, Scott Pilgrim (Richie Moriarty) bragging about his Val Verde Pool & Spa jingle, and Willy Crystal (Anthony Atamanuik) unpacking Family Ties like it’s a government cover-up.Keep Up With All Things Hawk (hawk sound)Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads

It’s Thanksgiving in Val Verde, and while the rest of the station’s staff takes the day off, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are stuck doing a full-day broadcast — turkey cooker under Art Spart’s board, sponsored by Bert’s Funeral Flowers.Everything’s normal until a familiar blonde head appears on the Hawk’s ring camera:Tommy Shaw from Styx.Before they can hit the delay, Tommy locks the station gates and holds the station hostage, demanding they play Kilroy Was Here in full — claiming it’s “the real Thanksgiving record.”What follows is a broadcast filled with stuffing, softcore cinema, Styx lore and 108.9 The Hawk’s most festive hostage situation yet.While you’re getting all your Black Friday junk, why don’t you also help out you favorite classic rock radio station!Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads

The dust has barely settled in Verde Park — and the souls (not deaths, legally) are still being counted. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock return to the air after Whispstock 25, the ill-fated eight-day music festival that celebrated Whisp… and possibly ended civilization.Whisp defends the festival, claiming the “482 deaths” were actually “souls captured and sent home courtesy of Whisp Turlington.”John Mellencamp stops by to explain his time working the funnel cake stand — and why you should never finger John Mellencamp.Geoff delivers a Good Rock Fact about Alfred Hitchcock nearly directing a Peter Gabriel movie.Whisp reveals his new liquor line, Turlington Cognacs, co-founded with George Clooney.Geoff and Whisp salute the ending of Greg Lemonsour's legendary podcast, "WTDG."There’s confusion, regret, and a Zamboni that somehow killed both people and animatronic bears.Do you want 108.9 The Hawk to do better in the ratings? Give ‘em a hand!Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads

It’s a big day in Val Verde — Whispstock 25 is live from Verde Park!Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock broadcast right from the festival grounds with their foldable chairs, finger foods, and a borrowed FocusRong interface.Whispstock 25 opens its gates with Blue Öyster Cult, Def Leppard, Tesla, Tassla, Alien Ant Farm, Breaking Benjamin, Neil Young with Big Al from Country Bear Jamboree, and the one and only Chuckles the Canceled Clown as emcee.Whisp and Geoff navigate a day filled with cancelled acts, on-air rants about capitalism, and food from Finger Food Town and Crudité Town.Kegstand, Steve Temple Pilots, and Art Spart all check in from the greatest — and strangest — rock festival in Val Verde history, with Art threatening to kill any Terminator that threatens the festival.There’s live weather, Skynet internet outages, robot musicians, hernias galore.Phones ring on the topic, “Who Shouldn’t Have Been Cancelled?” Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk. • ⁃ Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads

Will The Real Whisp Turlington Please Stand Up?The real Whisp Turlington returns from the dimension known as Kokomo — or does he?After a long absence, Whisp reappears at 108.9 The Hawk claiming:He’s been replaced by a robot version of himself, built by Keith Talons at Talon Robots.He’s spent “40 years in Kokomo time” using Madonna’s sling ring to travel between Beach Boys dimensions.Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock must figure out what’s real, what’s robotic, and why Mike Love keeps calling in from the Pepper Portal.Plus! Steve Temple Pilots, WhispBot malfunctions, and quantum rock dolls. Sure. It all makes sense.Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads

Happy Halloween, you slobs! The FM transmitter is blasting some of your favorite Halloween and spooky moments from 108.9 The Hawk! With guests like Kristen Bartlett and Dan Klein! Farmer Dan's Hellgate! The Pepper Portal! Shelley's Jellies and more!Happy Halloween from Val Verde's second choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk!Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk. • • Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are once again joined by comedian, artist, friend of the show and road dawg Mary Houlihan on The Geoff & Whisp Show.Mary drops by to announce her new gig hosting “Kill Tony” (“It’s the same show — just nicer”), talk about 300 weeks on tour, her upcoming four-hour stand-up spectacular at Flapper’s Casino, and her growing real estate empire in Val Verde.Meanwhile, Whisp begins to suspect he might be a sex robot built by Talon’s Labs, Art Spart has a breakdown during traffic, and Geoff’s nephew Geordie Garlock finally asks: Who are the Dream Police?Plus:The dark history of Val Verde Community College film studies professor, Professor Grimp.Phones ring on the topic “What’s The Dirtiest Word You Know?”Why Mary’s VIP karaoke meet-and-greet might be the most intense fan experience everWhether funny’s funny is the only moral law left in America. We’ll be the ones deciding that one!And a brand new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!Sponsored by Channel 8’s Splatterfucks and a Halloween PSA from Zane from Fister!Guest Starring: Mary Houlihan!Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads

It’s Fun Drop Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk, and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome Pittsburgh rock promoter Jack Lundy (played by comedian Joe Kwaczala) — and he just won’t stop remembering.From Cream to Chicago, The Doors to The Bee Gees, Jack can’t resist reminiscing about every band that ever existed, while Geoff and Whisp try to keep the show together, Scotty drops Napoleon Dynamite quotes, breaking the standing “No Drops From Napoleon Dynamite” rule!Mystery Sound: Whisp tries to distract Jack with an old-fashioned game of Mystery SoundGreg Lemonsour Meltdown: The Hawk’s dusty-groove music director joins in, only to be completely steamrolled by Lundy’s endless roll call of rock legends.Art Spart’s Traffic Report: Val Verde’s favorite traffic reporter tries to get through his segment, but Jack hijacks it to talk about Traffic (the band).Sponsored by Balloonapalooza, Joe Elliott’s Sugar Pouring Warehouse and Pizza Emporium!Guest Starring: Joe Kwaczała!Check out information about Joe’s movie, American Comic, here: https://americancomicfilm.com/Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky! Here’s how you can help:Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads