Zoinks! A Gravity Falls Podcast

And if I said Rumble McSkirmish should have murdered Robbie? What then?

Dipper FFS just move Wendy out of the way next time!!!! Waddles is the GOAT (not to be confused with the literal goat.)Also, something I (Alex) wanted to talk about in-episode but totally forgot to is our reviews. If you have left us a review, thank you!!! I stumbled on a new one last week and I now cannot find it currently; the number of reviews seems to fluctuate from 17 to 22, depending on where you look as well. (I'm not sure if changing the name of Zoinks! A ______ Podcast has something to do with it or not.) It also looks like there may be some on Spotify, which is not a platform Matt or I use, and therefore cannot see them. But a heartfelt THANK YOU!!!! for all the kinds words that people send us, in DM or in review or otherwise. So nice to know that people dig the show. Thanks for listening! :)

Put on your paper map hats and act a fool because there’s a bizarre treasure hunt (pronounced traysure) in this one.

Paper Jam Dipper is ungodly. Pacifica Northwest is charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.For those interested in the Kickstarter mentioned in this episode: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1589314206/clara-and-the-below-episode-1

Y'all, this episode of Gravity Falls was not good. Hopefully this episode of Zoinks! A Gravity Falls Podcast is good.

"Teenagers scare the living shit outta me." -Aristotle