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  • 111. Project Mbappe

    45:46
    The boys are back! Pat delivers a heartfelt apology as he attempts to reconcile his relationship with the listeners. Will leaks his secret plan to create a professional ‘football’ player and reads a very interesting message from a fan. Were these the most rogue hotlines we’ve ever received?Pat’s ApologyPlaquesFootballBali dad with methPauls FormalHotline

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  • 110. Pat gets triggered

    01:02:41
    This episode is absolute chaos. Have a listen to see what the boys think about Olivia Rodrigo’s announcement, discover Pat’s Star Wars stupidity, and whether or not Pat has seen a Megalodon. Will gets all the boys from the studio to try his new fat-free cakes, and doesn’t get the reaction he wants. Pat receives a distressing hotline call and gets pushed to breaking point. Forey spaceOlivia RodrigoPat doesn’t know who Chewbacca isGirls at bus stopsCakesHotline
  • 109. Planet of the Gapes

    01:07:48
    The boys are back with another thrilling episode. Pat spills the beans on his failed date that ends up stuck in a Maccas car park. Will tries to hype Pat up with his gay compliments but Pat gets pushed to the edge. Who do you think was the worst dressed at the MET? SnoringGay ComplimentsThe METGreek EasterBrothelsHotline
  • 108. Getting tight with Alex

    01:15:36
    The middle couch is occupied today with comedian and friend of the show Aleks Milinkovic. Things get particularly rogue on this one. From roasting old man hecklers to discussing the quickest time to complete a wank, this episode has got everything. When you get a tattoo on your cock, do you have to get an erection first? All will be discovered.Check out Aleks’ podcast ‘Whoa, Free Lunch!?’ at your preferred platform.AleksDrag WrestlingLawyersOld Man HecklersHotline
  • 107. Is Love Real?

    01:04:56
    Live Show Melbourne tickets on sale 6PM MONDAY!! Let's oge. The boys are back in the studio to record EP 107 and Pat's got a spring in his step. Will gets a long awaited update on Pat's flake girl, and it is very very exciting. The boys share their love for the White Fox cult and their hate for TikTok comments. Is there a You Wouldn't move in the works?? Watch this space...Pat works for himselfSZAHate CommentsDoes everyone wear different shirts?You Wouldn't MovieHotline
  • 106. Our Younger Brother Joe

    01:27:08
    Long-time friend of the boys Joe Bird joins Will and Pat on the couch. In the longest podcast ever recorded, the boys definitely didn't skip any details on this one. What should Will and Joe do to get backstage with SZA? And what does your alarm say about you? The big questions have been asked and answered. EnjoyyyyyPat’s journallingWhat is acting like?CT ScanSZA ConcertSurprise PartyJoe’s christeningFuneralsPat’s life hackGymingPat’s dateAdviceAlarms ComplimentsYou Wouldn’t MovieGeneral Knowledge
  • 105. Anita Rim

    01:05:38
    Happy Anzac Day people! Self-proclaimed by Will, this is You Wouldn'ts 'Longest Ever Podcast,' where he is in a very chaotic mood. Big news in the Drag Race world sparks the question of what would be the boys' drag nicknames? Is Olivia Rodrigo coming to Australia? Will brings a new segment to the poddy called 'It's 2024!' Find out what on Earth he has to say about that. Finally, the boys have a listen to the You Wouldn'ters 'icks' in a very juicy hotline segment. Drag RaceJB Hi-FiPat's moving houseIt's 2024!Hotline