Your Kickstarter Sucks
Episode 230: The Discount King Is Here!
Hear ye, hear ye! Well if it's anything like his last album, I think I'll pass! On today's programme, we're thumbing through Area Woman Magazine to read up on some Life Pro Tips, and we'll be talking about the guys I don't look like, which believe it or not, are all the wild and crazy and strange looking guys throughout history. Plus, we've got an update on using your balls like a penis, the shower routines of people who don't know how to shower, and finally figure out the right way to make a bicycle move around (shoot it??) It's one hell of a show, and I'm not just saying that because my livelihood depends on lots of people listening to it. I actually think it's good! And you can believe that because if you don't, Santa isn't coming this year. That's right...no presents!! And we LIKE those!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.
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Also bringing you this week's episode: BetterHelp. Sick of waiting rooms? You know all the kind of stuff they have in there. What is that, a table? Good lord you have to be joking me. It's 2021. And these guys are still on their table bs. Well you can miss me with that. I'll be over here in a virtual waiting room, with no tables whatsoever. Just me and my keyboard. And mouse, obviously. And it's sitting on a desk. Which is not a table! I swear!! Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, with absolutely no tables, at BetterHelp.com/YKS.