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Episode 228: Crap and Pee Bags

We all crap and pee, sure. But what then? What then, I ask you?!?! Well there's an app for that, and oh yeah, the app is a bag. On today's show, Mike and JF are OFFICIALLY back on their bullshit, unless you don't like that kind of stuff, in which case it could not be any further from the truth. But! What they do have, whether you like it or not, is some ribald humor, informative discussion on various topics, and a friendship that will stand the test of time. Plus the crap and pee bags thing from the title of the episode. Check it out, gang, and if you don't love it, you can always listen to it anyway. Not everything is gonna be your favorite. Time to grow up!


Want more YKS? Wow! Sorry to hear that? May I ask why not? Oh okay, yeah, I understand. Well, with all that being said, and by the way, I could not agree with you more, these guys are real scumbags. But with all that being said, they do offer weekly bonus episodes and more at the YKS Premium Patreon page. Obviously you won't be taking advantage of their awesome annual subscription discount, or seeing any video content or anything like that. But, as crazy as this sounds, thousands of people are enjoying this stuff every month, and it even makes for a great gift this holiday season. Yeah, really demented stuff. Sad, actually. But that's America for you.


Today's episode of YKS is sponsored by BetterHelp. "I get by with a little help from my friends" - Unknown. Well my friends are all podcast guys so I actually just go to therapy instead. And therapy is one thing the folks at BetterHelp have a bunch of. Don't see any? Ask 'em about it, and they can check in the back to see if there's more in stock. Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/YKS


Also sponsoring today's show: NordVPN. I tell you one way NordVPN has made my life a little better: sports! I'm sick of region-locked teams and blackouts, and NordVPN makes those a thing of the past. Like the dinosaurs! Thanks, NordVPN, for helping me blast some dinos. Unlock the world of entertainment for yourself with 73% off a 2 year deal plus one month for free at NordVPN.com/YKS.


Finally, YKS is also brought to you by TrueBill. With some notable exceptions of course, our big old list of subscriptions can really get wet and wild sometimes. Truebill is all about giving that credit card a rest. Little massage, maybe some hot cocoa...dare I say a bubble bath? That's right folks, Truebill will sort through your subscriptions and help you drop the ones you don't want anymore or never needed in the first place, and they will also put your credit card in the bathtub. Try 'em out today at Truebill.com/YKS and save yourself an amount of money I can barely even quantify! Maybe like $60 or so?

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Episode 278: The Pepsi Universe

Now this is what I'm talking about right here! An Episode of YKS? And the word Episode is being capitalized now for no reason? Kind of weird, kind of cool. Plus it's Monday, my favorite day of the week! Damn. It sure doesn't get any better than this! On today's show we're celebrating our friends, Women, by making fun of some projects explicitly not targeting us loutish clods in any way, taking our hose everywhere we go, and using a little sucky toy to try to keep all the bleep from coming right out of our bloop! If that's not enough to get you to click on the link, maybe direct cash payments to your bank account will be? Let us know! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.Oh my god, they're still doing YKS Premium! That's right folks, by somewhat popular demand, where it's like maybe more demand than you'd think but still there could be more demand overall, Mike and JF have returned for yet another week of bonus episodes. Sign up today at Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks for hundreds and hundreds of hours of the exact type of crap you like, merch discounts when our store returns (soon!), Discord access and more.This episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:NordPass - Access to our various items is so important...it's tempting to make it very insecure! HUGE MISTAKE! That's when calamity strikes! Keep calamity away from your passwords, credit cards, and more -- unless you like calamity?? Uh, you shouldn't. It's bad. See NordPass Business in action now with a 3-month free trial at nordpass.com/YKS with code YKS Faherty - Faherty makes the most comfortable clothes in my closet. I slide them on and walk around my house like I'm some big shot with somewhere to be. But guess what...I'm just some schmuck! Oh well! The clothes are nice! Get 20% off your order at FahertyBrand.com/YKSFactor - Factor is so good, man. It's crazy! We're talking healthy, delicious, easy meals delivered right to your door. And all you gotta do is heat em up. And eat em. And like, wash the fork and stuff. But what do you want, Forkbox? Head to https://go.factor75.com/yks60 for 60% off your first box!Honey - "I hate easily saving money...I'd rather flush cash down the toilet than click one time and put money right back in my pocket!" <--- My enemies said this one time (in unison). Don't be like them. Download Honey today and save yourself some money this holiday shopping season at JoinHoney.com/YKS
11/14/2022

Episode 277: Lotto Losers

It’s another episode of YKS starring Danny 2 Phones and his duo of lovable losers! On this week’s episode, we’re making a popcorn run with Orville Weedensmoker to the 4 Glomp Realm, and praying they’re isn’t actually something in my mouth even though it feels like there really is and it’s gonna make me throw up. Plus, we’ve a great new way to drop your infant, an idea that a pothead came up with and weirdly makes no sense, and monetizing retail cashier harassment. My god…How do they keep getting away with making such great episodes!!!  Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.Want more YKS? Check out YKS Premium! Last week we were proud to present our Annual YKS Salute To Service. Just fucking kidding! We DID, however, break down all the politics going on in the world nowadays, which if you don’t know anything about them, suffice to say, they have been really crazy. The politics have, I mean. And therefore, the episodes of our celebrated comedy-alternative podcast have, as well. This week’s episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:Athletic Greens - I love my gut, but boy does it have its issues. If only there were a way to increase my adaptogen intake…but the only adaptogens I know of don’t have a pleasantly fruity taste…Wait just a minute! Get 1 year of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at AthleticGreens.com/yksBetterHelp - “Mind your mind and your rewards will be divine” - Unknown Poet. Wow. Makes you think. But sometimes thinking is tough, and you need another thinker in there tinkering around with ya. That’s where therapy comes in, and specifically in this case, online therapy from BetterHelp. Try it for 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/yksRocketMoney - These subscriptions, man….I dunno. Some of them are good – great, even. Some of them I could never live without. Many of them support our wonderful independent content creators! Others, however, are garbage. And we need help to tell the difference! Enter Rocket Money. Save hundreds by canceling useless subscriptions today at RocketMoney.com/YKS
11/7/2022

Episode 276: The Flubisode

Hey look at THESE! It’s, give or take, about 120 minutes of unhinged goofiness from two old guys who should, frankly, know better. But we just don’t care! On today’s show, we’re munching on crispy rounds in the tractor forums, buying Penis Coins while they’re still on sale, making our Toaster confessions, and doing it all over the whirr of a tree trimmer. Our friends at Tree of Souls won’t be happy to hear that, of course, but for them, we’re pitching in an industrial strength AI ankle breaker, a painting tool for morons, a cure for boredom while driving a Tesla, and inexplicably, something Mike actually likes and wants to buy. And no flubs! (Sorry, Bryan) Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.I Stand With YKS Premium! For bonus episodes, ad-free YKS, our Squeeze Louise video feed, Pisscord access and more, there’s only one place to go: Hell! Just kidding, it’s YKS Premium. Last week, against all odds, we were able to put out a funny episode without any old ass horror movies to talk about. And this week…we’ll do it again! See what kind of crazy crap we come up with, every Friday, at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksThis episode of YKS is sponsored by these fine brands:BetterHelp - Listen up, brain. It’s time to get yourself fixed. And if you won’t do it, I’ll find someone who will! That’s why I go to therapy…to make my problems someone else’s! Just kidding, sort of. Try this method or others for yourself, with online therapy like BetterHelp today. Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/yksHelloFresh - Every week we get the little email that says “Best News Ever! Your HelloFresh Box Was Delivered!” Kind of cute. I think some better news would be winning $1.9B in the lottery. But if they sent me that email it would probably just go to spam. So you know what, HelloFresh is right. Food’s Here! Pretty good. Get 65% off plus free shipping at HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks65