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Episode 211: Mr. Perfection

It's an all-new YKS! Oh my god! On today's show, which works 60% of the time every time, we're talking about comics with a big goofy dog, the invention that will finally save the boring, dying sport of tennis, and a new frontier in nutrient management. Oh, I'm in a glass case of emotion! Come on in and listen to the show gang, everything's cool. We got the blood lady in here, we got gendercoins, the whole thing. Actually now that I'm writing it out there is a lot of stupid shit in here. Wow. Every week, huh? Okay! That's fine! I'm not even mad you ate the whole wheel of cheese. Anchormen.


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


Ohhh I need more YKS! Somebody help me! Ok smart guy, check out the YKS Premium Patreon page. It's almost the end of the month, so get in there now and snag a Squeeze Louise membership for access to the exclusive 5th bonus episode! It's basically me and Mike opening boxes and talking, but people go crazy over it. Plus, the normal bonus ep on Friday! Hoo boy we still gotta record that one. Gonna be a squeaker.


This week's episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You talk about a damn website where you can get professional, affordable counseling! For my money, it's gotta be BetterHelp. Use promo code YKS for 10% off your first month at BetterHelp. With a side of crab salad, oh mama!

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