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Episode 175: Clunky Tongs Country

Ring ring....hello? Yes it's the YKS War Room. Yes, our refrigerator is running. Why do you ask? Oh crap, you're doing a prank on us. Well, just so you know, the NEAS Secret Service is listening in on all these calls, so. And we've been crying in the bathroom all day as well. On today's show we've got some funny little calls, which you probably guessed! Plus, some new brain hacks for memory keeping, a new kitchen gadget that sucks, and one of the all-time freaks from hell is back with another stupid ass movie. That's basically our crazy ass show, thanks for coming to our weird little section of the internet. Hope you had fun. And if you got too freaked out, I'm soooooooo sorry. NOT.


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.


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Hey! Welcome to the Patreon plug portion of the episode write-up. We're back to normal over there, so everyone who hates movies can safely return to receiving a shitload of bonus episodes, newsletters, ad-free regular eps, merch discounts, voting for us to buy desktop toilets, and so forth. And on this week's YKS Premium, we've got....uhhh!!! Wait a minute!!! It's a movie episode! That's right, we've got a commentary track for Kickstarted movie and all around weird guy situation Cool Cat Saves The Kids. This shit is totally psychotic and we'll bring ya along for the ride. So go check that shit out if ya want!

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